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    • Then you will be my steak
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    • Yeah then you’d be turned into steak and actually have value
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    • Moo
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    • 927383 2 aug
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    • On all levels, except physical... I am a cow.
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    • Then get fucking slaughtered
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    • Hammed burger :(
      SergeyT 2 aug
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    • A cow is more useful than a welfare muncher because at least it’s useful at some point
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    • If you start out as a calf that won’t be fun because you’re testicles will be clipped off with some anesthetic but if you’re a female it’s kinda smooth sailing until you have to be separated from your mother to be feed corn and grain to prepare yourself to be sold to a feedlot then when you’re 1/2
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    • Till you hear your owner point at you and say pay check time
      Toxitman 2 aug
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    • You can probably get paid to pretend to be a cow, it’s probably a kink
      aquaz_18 2 aug
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    • A cow? No, I want to be a house cat. They sleep all day and their only concern in life is when they’re going to get fed.
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    • I read it as cow-eating grass. Like, the person wants to be carnivorous lawn clippings?
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    • Your mom must be living her best life then
      steel10k 2 aug
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    • If you’re a breeding cow you have babies and if they are good then you might be kept but if not or in most situations you get sold and most likely sent to the slaughter
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    • i am doing same thing connected a cable from my neighbours to get electricity
      Score 2 aug
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    • Then you go to the slater house
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    • Just wait till you get punched in the head by a steal rod
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    • Jewel 2 aug
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    • Till someone fucking eats you.
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    • Until its slaughtering time!
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    • Hamborger
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    • I thought it said crow and I still thought the same thing
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    • We would have but eve had to eat the apple
      5mbn 5 aug
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    • Just burger time
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    • Until ur owner comes to the realization that he needs to provide for the family and eats yo fatass
      subduwns 5 aug
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    • That is until I take your happy ass to the slaughterhouse
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    • Some cows have a hole cut open in their stomach and you can go in and feed them or take something out. Scary shit.
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    • If everyone just stopped going to college, that would be great
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    • Wtfff it said it was a spam comment, but ive never commented it before
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    • To exist to have your nipples suckled or turned into steak.
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    • I think I found my senior quote
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    • Then some one jerks you off
      Ashren 5 aug
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    • Minecraft cow - not gonna be so fun when you get 1-hit slashed by my totally legitimately earned netherite sword
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    • And then you go to the slaughter house where you see your fate and your friends die 🙂
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    • I mean your job as a cow would get to make a baby for the farmer to sell and to not die
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    • And being blamed for global warming
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    • Cows are annoying little shits, there a tiny ass issue with the fence? Well thanks to the fat ass cow it's now a big ass issue
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    • Beef farmer comes walkin up and sticks a drill through your skull still wanna be a cow
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    • Moo then yummy
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    • Mabye if I repost it will become featured too
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    • Just moo
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    • At first I thought is said crow... I was kinda confused
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    • No job, no nothing, just meat
      not_yeyo 5 aug
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    • Yeah until you go on a one way field trip.
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    • With my luck I will be that cow that gets pelted with rocks and shot with pellet guns by the fuckin neighborhood brats
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    • Burger
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    • There's nothing stopping you tumblr vegan
      LeadBoo 4 aug
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    • Then die.
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    • Until you're my steak
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    • Mooing? Man of your talents? Really?
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    • Mmmm steak
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    • Idk, I’ve met a few cows, and even more sheep
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    • id rather not get branded by a red glowing hot metal stick. Fuck being a cow
      XIythe 4 aug
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    • you will live a cow and die a burger
      peson 4 aug
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    • Ugh you know the death would be so quick too it’s gotta be magical
      buechem 4 aug
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    • Mads
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    • Damn... I’d actually be useful for once
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    • How often I have had thoughts like this is just staggering
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    • Every time I see this meme my dyslexic ass thinks it says crow
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    • Aw shit, here comes the furrys
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    • Then you get cut up into pieces and eaten by the unbeatable force of humanity.
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    • It’s also a life or trapped and certain doom depending on where you end up, be careful what you wish for
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    • No u
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    • Until you get slaughtered
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    • Leave britnay alone
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    • Yeah, but then you’re a pray animal.
      Koolmems 4 aug
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    • Until outback sees you
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    • And then slaughtered
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    • And then slaughter time
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    • I was actually thinking about how easy it would be to be a shark the other day. just straight vibin. munchin when you hungry and shit
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    • Promise neverland?
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    • Oh but you'll pay rent. By your teets being tugged either by some farmer or a machine
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    • That grass probably taste like literal doo doo
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    • Farming a man of your talent
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    • Until u die for a ham burger
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    • Hold sign that say eat more chikin
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    • Moo on Tiktok; we are waiting
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    • dang this is the life i want. no abusive parents or being forced to stay home. being told no to college and not seeing my gf anymore. just a cow and it’s grass
      Izoo 4 aug
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    • And then Bam you're a steak
      lovedby1 4 aug
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    • Hopefully youre a dairy cow and beef
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    • The butcher walked up to the moomoo field and said to the cow running the field, "hey!" Bumbumbum, "wanna be steak?"
      InkMan 4 aug
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    • I have thought this exact thought Idk how many times
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    • Then *thunk* straight through your forehead no pain just death
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    • Borger
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    • Moo
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    • Nothing is stopping you. You can go live in the wild and survive on your own and not have a job and nobody will stop you.
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    • Plus you get to die young in a quick way without even realizing the concept of death or feeling how your body grows old and weak, plus you get to feed a lot a hungry people :D
      Vallcer 3 aug
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    • I remember as a kid I always wanted to be a inanimated object. Like a rock or tree or maybe the sea, just live a worry free life of tranquility
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    • Until you don’t and run into the electric fence
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    • Yeah whoever made this meme has no understanding of the life of a food industry cow
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    • For all you people say then you would be eaten, good. An awesome easy life, and at the end im contributing the the betterment of someone elses life.
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    • Then one day you get bolt pistol to the noggin and you become S T E A K
      Cartrr_ 3 aug
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