• WE LIVE IN AFSOCIETY
WHERE,
PIZZA GETS TO YOUR HOUSE
BEFORE THE POLICE.
Next time when my house is being robbed, III call the pizza mar
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    • Pizza takes at least half an hour. Now I’m not an expert on police response times, but I think they might be just a *little* bit faster than that, depending on where you live
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    • Can't out pizza the hut
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    • Some cities are on track to have the police never come
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    • if anybody’s ever on your property and won’t leave just tell the cops that you have a gun and you’ll handle it if they don’t get there soon, the cops will be there in less than 10 minutes
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    • SiegeUSA 29 jul
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    • Average response time of police is 15 minutes. If there's nothing going on like riots or national emergency. Get a gun, learn how to protect yourself till they show up
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    • Eyal282 29 jul
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    • Pizza time
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    • its the rioters faults that there is now a delayed nationwide police response. if police weren’t so occupied with fkn idiots hurling bricks at them they would b able to save lives
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    • We also live in a society where there are brain dead retards who think cops should be removed. Yeah and those same people get to vote.
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    • I love how this is categorically false but 14 year olds still look at this and say "smh we live in a society"
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    • Well if the police gets defunded, you'll be lucky if they get there in double the time. Good thing we live in a world where we can trust human nature to be pure and hold hands and sing songs right? We don't need police, we can make our own government!
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    • "Police don't show up fast, so lets defund and spread them even thinner, then ban guns so only criminals have them"
      KdawgTB 31 jul
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    • Pay me 14h, and this pizza guy will fuck up the intuder and a free pizza on top of the pizza you already order, feel free to guess which pizza place i worked for
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    • Noxd64 30 jul
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    • Ideally everybody would have an ar15 or similar, a pistol, and maybe a shotgun, and would be well versed in their use
      jibjab 29 jul
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    • The fuck is he living in, police takes at most 20 minutes while a pizza takes a minimum of 25
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    • Democrats when they they need help
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    • Defund the pizzarrias
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    • *Spiderman 2 pizza theme intensifies*
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    • That’s because you get free pizza if they take too long
      Bogfoor 29 jul
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    • Once this random drunk guy was trying to break into our house and my mom called the cops to handle it. We live about 3 minutes from the cops and it took them about 15 minutes to get there. My dog ended up scaring the guy away after 5 minutes so all the police did was a shitty search of our property
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    • sneerber 30 jul
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    • Pizza Time
      H3CK5T0N 29 jul
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    • Can y'all imagine a privatized police force lmao
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    • pepeep 29 jul
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    • That’s cause you don’t tip the police
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    • This is THE dumbest thing I have ever heard. If pizza arrives before police than pizza place is closer, it's based on distance not science
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    • Where I live, police arrive within Literal 2 minutes of a call
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    • Is that groot in a suit?
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    • response times depends on your area, for example in my area it’s usually 5-10 minutes but in the county that can run 15-20 minutes depending on where the deputies are at, its the same for Fire, Ems they have the same issue which is why they teach people fire prevention, CPR and why you should have
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    • It takes on average 10 minutes for police to show up it really just depends on a lot of stuff like traffic if there’s any patrols in the area so on and so on I think the longest it ever took me to get to a call was 20 minutes and that’s just cause I had already pulled someone over and it was rush-
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    • Is that fuckin groot???
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    • That tends to happen when you defunde the police
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    • You can always trust the Police to show up 20 minutes late and sh*ot your dog.
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    • I had to call the police multiple times, either they take 2 hours or never show up. If they are competent enough to take less than half an hour to get to you, bless them.
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    • Tbh that’s just a blatant lie.
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    • P i z z a T i m e
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    • Well the farther u live from a police department, and get this, the longer it will take for a cop to get there. Also a pizza man doesn’t take 5 minutes to show
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    • But... that’s not true
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    • Shit Minneapolis has no cops and Seattle police are completely powerless against rioters with the new regulation that they send out a letter to residents saying they won’t show up
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    • That's why mr.12 gauge lives in my house rent free
      dukiedog 29 jul
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    • Depends on the call. If your house is getting robbed it’ll be code 10 and they’ll be there as fast as the fuckin can if there’s no emergency then don’t be shocked when they don’t haul ass
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    • didnt know police take 40 minutes if there is an emergency. maybe just maybe its not true
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    • Where are you guys living at because the cops take about 5-10 minutes to come over if called. It might be because we have a low crime rate or I might live close to the police department. I live in Alabama btw
      darkboi_ 29 jul
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    • Please don’t call me out there, I’m not fighting crime for $2 tip
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    • This will be true after police are defunded.
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    • I mean pizza takes 25 min. And police here take 7 tops so..
      PworkSord 29 jul
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    • Delivery drivers have to get to your house by a certain time, but police officers have no duty to protect you from harm even if you were standing next to them.
      jmacd 29 jul
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    • PizzaTime_2016 Your time has come king, rise from the ash and present your gift unto the world
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    • On a serious note, your safety is your responsibility, not the government's
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    • Maybe if there weren't people literally blocking police cars
      Rockheart 29 jul
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    • Pizza time
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    • I need my comments to be tc so everyone knows I need a thicc femboy bf
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    • Yes but that are American standards
      Zed3010 30 jul
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    • Its almost like the government is shit at anything it does.
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    • Pizza man is less likely to kiII you too
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    • Pizza Man is legally obligated (at least at Pizza Hut) to let himself get shot before attempting to defend his life or anyone elses with that logo near him...fucken Commies with Shit Grease Dough Laxatives in the place of real pizza...
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    • Yup. Some have been acknowledging this for years. Lol Good on you, pizza deliverers!
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    • Most cities have many more pizza delivery people than police. I mean dominos alone has like 8 delivery drivers here and the city can afford to have 10 cops on at a time. There is pizza but, papa John's and a local pizza shop as well so... yeah sounds about right
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    • Sometimes it feel like that
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    • Hell yeah!
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    • That's why you own a firearm. Once you handle the problem yourself, then the piggies can take all the time they want.
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    • Pewdewpie is a terrible youtuber
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    • He isn’t in this comment section yet
      Blitzle 29 jul
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    • 30-60-80 min wow the cop dead or sum
      Enakc 28 jul
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    • Na if you live in Detroit you have a better chance of finishing eating the pizza before the cops come
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    • What? No they don’t!
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    • This is so wrong
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    • "I learned that from the pizza man."
      ArtbyJ 1 aug
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    • Be rest assured, if you order pizza and write the instructions on the order "bring the heat" I'll be over ther in minutes, I got you.
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    • Imagine being a cop, just trynna support your family, and you get brutally attacked by peaceful protesters, over something you had no control over
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    • Pizza time
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    • He said the thing
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    • Why is groot wearing a suit?
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    • Pizzagate
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    • Idk where you live, but that's definitely not how it is here...
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    • Why the fuck is it groot lmao
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    • is that fucking groot
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    • Get a gun, it’s faster than 911
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    • Police disguised as a pizza man
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    • Pizza takes a min of 10-15 min to leave the store
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    • Rly hope yall can hook me up then cause I stg the cops always beat my pizza to my crime scenes :(
      imboi 1 aug
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    • Why is the picture groot in a tuxedo
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    • Every time I’ve ever called the police they like rounded the corner like they were already sitting there or some shit. It’s been creepy every time.
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    • If you’re good at something never do it for free.
      AceofMas 1 aug
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    • One is a service provided by the free market, and the other is a service provided by the government.
      am86 1 aug
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    • Pizza Privately owned
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    • Sorry if I sound like a fucking idiot but who is the guy in that meme he looks familiar
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    • tHaTs cUz aLl cOpS ArE bAStArDs
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    • Okay but why is it like a picture of slenderman
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    • Your first mistake was relying on police
      ChloZ 31 jul
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    • Hell yeah bro imma save you no matter what
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