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    • I know what they’re implying, but it’s just so much more satisfying to beat someone with a bat than just capping them
      idg4f 16 oct
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    • No I wouldn't use a gun. I'd go down with a unbloodied sword in each hand getting torn apart by a mob because I tripped while brandishing them wildly. Like a gentleman
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    • Ain't sharing but agreed
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    • kiekokat 16 oct
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    • Now when you say beat them off...
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    • Thats a 22
      jonesiee 16 oct
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    • I'm liberal and I even would
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    • I'd never beat off a random stranger
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    • Beat them off? Oh dear
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    • How about I shoot them then beat them off
      dekcolb 16 oct
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    • Like this if you'd beat them off then shoot them
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    • What if I held them at gun point and made them beat me off?
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    • Comment if you would do both at the same time
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    • I have a spear and azec armor with smoke
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    • Yeah I’d swallow too
      INotFurry 16 oct
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    • I ignored because I WOULD beat them off...my porch with a baseball bat.
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    • Phrasing
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    • Would never miss a good beat off session 😉
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    • I’d beat them off 🥴
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    • It would be scarier to attack someone with a flashbang and an axe. I would do that.
      Hopeless2 16 oct
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    • I would use a gun for trespassers. Cross my door and I'll shoot you until the gun goes "click"
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    • Ok show me you're dicks now
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    • With both hands
      Lugo 16 oct
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    • Intruder: *enters* Me (an intellectual): *draws fleshlight*
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    • Only if the buy me a drink first
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    • I would simply tell them to stop kindly. Im built differently
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    • Not a 22 lmao
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    • Use your hands, Save a bullet
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    • why not both
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    • I will knock them out and tie them up and hold them for ransom. If nobody wants them I guess, we’ll find other uses for retards who do dumbshit then scream BLM for no reason.
      EcchiBot 16 oct
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    • Both
      idkandidk 16 oct
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    • No one is breaking into your homes y'all gotta stop with these power fantasies it's weird....
      Combee_ 16 oct
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    • You forgot to give me the option of a tomahawk and flash bangs.
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    • I'm so much of a fun advocate I tapped 3 times.
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    • Not with a fucking p22
      Neenerman 16 oct
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    • Don’t care
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    • Screaming “Let me beat ya meat” at rioters might scare them off faster even. They don’t even have to get on your property.
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    • What do you mean by beat them off?
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    • Some guys tried to break into my house 3 nights ago with guns . I mag dumped on them with a 9 hitting one and fuckin sprayed their car.
      Texas_Boi 16 oct
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    • Beating them off 1 by 1 as they line up would be a good way to get them to leave tho.."Oye that creepy fuck o'er in that house beatin peeps off..!"
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    • Those Walther 22’s are fun as hell
      JustGainz 16 oct
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    • I live in Cali and I think it’s not a stand your ground state and will still get in massive trouble for using for self defense I could be wrong
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    • Gun, my wrist would get tired if I tried to beat them all off 😩
      factor64 16 oct
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    • I'd definitely beat the shit out of some dumbass commies
      burnee 16 oct
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    • Fuck it. I've got Chinese hook swords under my bed. I'm gonna use em.
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    • Why is "share if" still a thing? Who likes these?
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    • Seems kinda gay to beat them off
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    • I dont even beat myself off bc im not gay. Miss me with that
      gibbsicon 16 oct
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    • 1 smoke grenade + 1 tactical hatchet
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    • Well yes, but not a 22.
      Sandman41 16 oct
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    • Id beat them off with both hands and my mouth
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    • Id get naked, lather myself in honey and beat them to death
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    • Yes
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    • I have that pistol, it’s a fun little .22....I recommend it
      GoombaZoo 16 oct
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    • Beat them off you say?
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    • That’s not a gun. That’s an air soft
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    • Me: With a bat? This meme: No.
      KarmaAlt 16 oct
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    • I’d beat them off alright
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    • I mean when u put it that way 😏
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    • Phrasing
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    • Beat them off?
      ChamberK 16 oct
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    • I hate it when posts blaintantly beg for likes. Especially if it is something I truly believe
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    • Gun
      LoneBait 16 oct
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    • Handjobs instead of gun violence is a solid option
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    • Not with a P22, but yes.
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    • What is this Facebook
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    • I'm a moderate, so I'd shoot them and then beat off their dead body
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    • Ignore if fucking what not?
      NickT 16 oct
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    • "I'd beat them with..." nah. Nah. You'd think that, right up to the point that either you realize that you can't swing a bat in a hallway or you understand that the intruder is probably armed...
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    • Flash bang + tomahawk
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    • *M134 has entered chat*
      impmaster 16 oct
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    • Bold of you to assume I didn’t watch Home Alone
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    • They cant rob me if I'm beating the fuck outta their meat
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    • I would do both! If my gun runs out of bullets, and my BACKUP runs out of bullets, then i start using a bat until it breaks
      TreesusR 16 oct
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    • I wouldn’t because I would use a flamethrower
      MrSatan 16 oct
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    • Can’t I do both?
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    • 12 gauge full of rocksalt
      RYKdaDIK 16 oct
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    • One of Walther's finest
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    • Myth.
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    • Yes.... with a Walther P22. 😭😂
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    • I'll beat them off. With 7.62x54r
      Iook 22 oct
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    • Sure. But it wouldn't be a handgun.
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    • Look, I'm down to blast some home invaders. However I'm not using no damn duce duce. Mossberg for close quarter combat.
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    • Well they would get sprayed by white sause
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    • Acheron93 17 oct
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    • Jerk them off at gunpoint like a real man
      CircleBoi 17 oct
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    • Nobody rioting gives a fuck about your house retard, if anything you'll need this when the pigs no knock raid your house
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    • beat them off? beat off their massive, throbbing, veiny, pulsing cocks? Their enormous, fat, juicy, manly dicks? Until they blew their huge, sticky, smelly, tasty cum all over me? No probably not.
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    • megadweeb 17 oct
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    • Not with that p shooter
      DEV99 17 oct
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    • That sounds sus imo
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    • Both, both is good
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    • I have far to many guns to pretend like I wouldn't
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    • I’d rather beat them off than share your gay ass post.
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    • I don't own a gun but I have a piece of three-quarter inch rusty steel rebar
      A_Cactus_ 16 oct
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    • The more I hear about gun laws I think " I guess they want us to stab and beat each other to death then"
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    • I’m scrolling because I would use a higher caliber.
      Spyce_ 16 oct
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    • nah id shoot them and then beat myself off
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    • It’s a trap!
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