• One silver lining to Covid is that you
can be sitting on a park bench and if
someone comes and sits next to you
then you get to say, "Are you fucking
kidding me? Fuck off." and it's still
them who is the asshole.
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    • No you're both assholes
      Piet 2 jul
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    • In North Carolina we had an executive order to increase mask usage. In the past week, I've seen like 20 masks on the ground. If you're gonna use a disposable mask, throw it away man.
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    • That’s excessive, just start coughing it clears crowds now
      K4N0 3 jul
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    • Or we can act humanly decent. That’s just me though, y’all do y’all
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    • Covid has been an Introvert's paradise. We have an excuse to not show up or meet up with people. We get to be alone, inside and its seen as responsible... etc
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    • I hate being in public and I need to sneeze but I know if I do then everyone in a 3 mile radius is gonna lose their shit and think I have the plague
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    • I had a dude at the store behind me yesterday. He put his shit on the counter and leaned on it while I was still paying. I could feel his greasy breath on my neck. I feel like I should have told him to fuck off.
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    • Just cough. I cleared my throat the other day at my job and every customer wide eyed me and disappeared from sight in seconds. Paranoia is something else.
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    • When the line is too long. You’re only one cough away from the register
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    • No that's still just you who's the asshole
      hlfrfr 3 jul
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    • One upside to covid is that I’m a massive piece of human garbage but now no one calls me on it
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    • I just start coughing like my lungs are fucked up and everyone just slowly walks a further direction
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    • Ladies and gentlemen we finally did it 2020 is the year where people will get offended for you breathing near them
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    • This is what you guys have turned America into. You would rather call the cops on someone getting too close or not wearing a mask than just move away from them, that sounds like the beginnings of 1940s Germany, and sure maybe that's a stretch but a 1% death is no reason to turn on other citizens
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    • I have new coworkers who keep walking up to me, real close and shit, taking their maks off to talk to me. Motherfucker, we already have confirmed cases here, that's why we have a skeleton crew and you're new. What the fuck are you doing?
      THAWTHUG 3 jul
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    • Uh no it’s just you
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    • Actually, you're just a bitch
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    • I know! And when the social distancing mesures of staying six feet away from each other were in place People will move out of your way without you having to attack them.
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    • You guys have been breaking me with the mask memes. Both sides are wrong, but more so you social white knights. Masks are unnecessary, but not a big inconvenience to cause scenes to not wear them. We literally only have to wear masks because people are assholes and can't cover when they sneeze
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    • James fell I hope he gets back up
      Spaz88 3 jul
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    • I'd actually welcome the company, I'm getting fucking sick of this Doom and gloom Bullshit! Stay inside! Dont do anything! Unless you wanna burn shit down! That's totally cool!
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    • The expletives would be a bit excessive ya cunt.
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    • g0d0rt 3 jul
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    • Social behavior > social distancing
      g_spot18 3 jul
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    • And Medicare & Social Security will save millions
      erinmay 3 jul
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    • Wait you guys actually believe in covid-19 I thought it was a joke the entire time
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    • No, you're still the asshole. People that aren't assholes don't act like elitist pieces of shit.
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    • People at my work are still complaining about wearing masks and I really wanna tell them to get over themselves but then I’m an ass.
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    • Fuck
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    • Fuck you asshole
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    • Nope, you’re the only asshole here
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    • Get up James!
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    • Somebody else agrees with you ademently and mentions the virus. You reply what virus fuck off
      b0bb 5 jul
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    • Working with people has taught me that decent humans are scarce these days. 70% of the people I encounter daily are assholes it's ridiculous. Like imagine going out of your way to be an inconvenience. Shut up mind your business and go on with your day.
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    • I'm actually enjoying the social distancing. I was doing it before it before it was cool
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    • Who the fuck is james fell and why is he verified
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    • You again
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    • Do you guys think it's wrong to be bringing tinder dates home during Covid????
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    • I use a well timed cough to clear space if there's people around me
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    • Yeah your the asshole. Especially if the park bench is more then 6ft plus fuck distancing and masks everyone wearing one is an asshole
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    • Why be cunt about it, just say no
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    • Im the guy that pisses in the middle urinal when both sides are taken. Why? Because fuck you i need to pee
      OGIzzy 5 jul
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    • Nope, you would be the asshole and idiot
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    • Stupid
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    • UV kilIs it almost instantly. Look it up
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    • Honestly no one would ever sit next to you
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    • I cough at people who annoy me now. It's lovely watching everyone rubberneck tf outta me because I made a noise with my mouth.
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    • I hope this dude dies
      LUCARlO 4 jul
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    • 99.4% survival rate pussies
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    • Controversy of the day; should there be some sort of mental capacity test in order to vote? We've seen some borderline scary shit from stupid people the past few months from BOTH SIDES so im just curious what the common sense having, non extremists think 😂
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    • What’s with the dumb fucking corona virus memes
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    • My favorite thing to say to someone for the last 10 years is "I didn't tell you to be here(sit here, leave your house, etc)" or something similar. It pisses strangers off so bad. Because it's true! They can't get mad for making a decision where you happen to be. It's completely on them.
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    • Once this is over introverts will be absolutely fucked readjusting to the regular world and I can’t wait
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    • I hate the retards that actually cry about social distancing and wearing masks. If you are that scared of this stupid shit stay the fuck home!!! Make sure you don’t get the virus but I don’t need to hear you bitch about me not wearing a mask while I’m just minding my business getting gas or smthing
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    • Am i wrong or have no legitimate laws been passed that force us to stay inside. Why are we even listening?
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    • Or maybe...and hear me out...dont sit on a park bench when u have covid...
      jmat__ 4 jul
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    • Or you can just tell them 6ft please
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    • Gosh, that’s the level of asshole I aspire to be
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    • I mean mugged an old lady in a waiting room yesterday. Bitch wasn’t covering her damn cough. Finally she got up and waited outside.
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    • They closed the bars down again here in Michigan. Fucking annoying bruh
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    • Or if you cough allot they will walk away
      kylestan 4 jul
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    • Hostile Park where assholes sit on benches and lose their shit over nothing. visit soon
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    • No not really
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    • Nice
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    • I believe the world is an ass hole and we are all the littleshits in it
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    • Or take out your pewpew and just sh00t them. (Texas)
      geexd125 3 jul
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    • No you are
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    • I got my mail the other day and this lady RUNS up to me, and tries to start a damn conversation. I was like: woah. NO! Back off lady! I was wearing a mask and gloves, but I am not taking any risks. She wasn’t wearing them.
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    • if you’re both wearing a mask then you’re just looking for an excuse to be an asshole
      COVID_19 3 jul
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    • Yeah except you can’t even sit at a park bench
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    • There's legit no reason to be rude, just ask them to keep their distance and if they ignore you after say three tries then be as rude as you want
      Avidion 3 jul
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    • No your still a cunt. You can also ask them to move
      NorseBoi 3 jul
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    • Eyyyy
      Wack1333 3 jul
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    • Or you could just not overreact like a normal person
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    • No. Youre still the asshole.
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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/P0eZlbKX7
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    • But your just being a dramatic dick
      Razzo 3 jul
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    • I was fishing and a fucking Hasidic Jew popped up with bags of food. I was like what are you doing? He was like “hi” like he wasn’t doing anything wrong. I told him he should go. He was like more people are coming. So I left. This is why I don’t fish in public places. Fucking Jews.
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    • Or you can not be an asshole.
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    • Fuck roy i see that twat im shoving my dick down his throat
      TVLOGoS 3 jul
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    • Some one should help James up
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    • I like how the cops at my place of work are some of the few, along with karen’s to get wayyy too close and take their masks off to talk. Fucking meatheads
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    • I really thought this was headed another direction. .... You can sit on a park bench and no one will come sit next you. The whole fucking bench is yours and you don't have to scoot over, make excuses or nothing. OR ...if anyone comes and sits next to you you're not an asshole for walking away.
      VidJunky 3 jul
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    • Yeah but if keep buying her stuff, she’ll turn into a BLM rioter, constantly asking for more free stuff
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    • We are so pissed as Americans with the state of this country and the rich shitheads running it we are at each other’s throats
      Fuggity 3 jul
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    • I would just quietly get up and walk away
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    • welcome back to my top 5 bruh moments
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    • Or i can tell you to fuck off and go home if you want to be alone, don't go out in public if you don't want to be around people
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    • Sounds like an asshole in denial
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    • Nah that’s still u lmao. If you’re out in a park and worried about catching the virus then maybe you don’t get to go to the park today lmao
      Rhelium 3 jul
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    • No youre the asshole because youre not getting it outside in the park unless they sneeze in your eyeball you paranoid fuck.
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    • There's definitely at least one asshole, and it's the one already sitting down.
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    • Sitting. On a. Park. Bench.
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    • This is a fake pandemic. There is no second wave, only more testing. Dont let simple minded halfwits claim otherwise because their brains cant wrap around that simple concept.
      fucya 3 jul
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    • No it’s you
      jynflyn1 3 jul
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    • Also, this pandemic has been greatly exaggerated. So we're all fine anyway...
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    • I really miss getting sandwiches n coffee at the gas station
      EatMe 3 jul
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    • Imagine if covid mutates where it evolves humans like you can smoke tobacco without the negative side effects, you can breath underwater, or it repairs anything wrong with your lungs but so long as covid is in your lungs if your body successfully get rid of it you lose those abilities
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