• What is a rule that applies both to video games
and sex?
You can make a living off it by live streaming it if you do it well
enough, but your parents will be disappointed in you
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    • Both can be competitive or casual
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    • That single player is fun, but multiplayer is where it is at
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    • You'll make way more money if you have tits and wear makeup
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    • There is an age restriction
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    • Sometimes it’s pay to win
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    • Both can lead to a sore ass
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    • Your teammates get mad at you if you're not good
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    • It’s always fun with the boys
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    • Sometimes people will call it dead but you still have fun with it
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    • you’ll miss the old days when you’d do it with your boys
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    • If you pull too hard, You may break your joystick
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    • If you rage you might break something
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    • The safe word is Worcestershire
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    • Taking risks can often net an extra life.
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    • It’s better when it takes longer
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    • You will often say ‘fuck’ loudly
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    • “Can’t you aim jackass”
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    • They have a age restriction but most don’t follow it
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    • The kids love to watch
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    • You can do it with your sister
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    • It’s expensive.
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    • Small children ruin it
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    • You can do it all night and still feel like you've accomplished your life's goal.
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      A speed run is impressive, but it isn’t as satisfying.
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    • the faster you go the more likely you are to mess up
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    • I read it to my mom and she said "disappointed might not cover it" 😂
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    • Can’t pause an online game
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    • Multiplayer is better than playing by yourself
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    • Mashing makes it go faster
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    • If you found it on a sketchy website you may get a virus
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    • You always hope you get your money’s worth
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    • Practice makes you much better
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    • Always aim for the head
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    • My dad beats me in both
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    • You get bored and quit if it's not hard enough.
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    • Doing it at a restaurant is considered rude
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    • And teenagers will call out to you on the street
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    • It might not turn on if you plug it in the wrong hole
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    • If you look hard, some are free, but if you want it fast, you can pay for it
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    • I have to pay to have it
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    • Sometimes your partner sucks, so you have to come back later to finish.
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    • As a man, it’s only fun until you’re the one getting fucked
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    • When you try to go down on her after your fifth date but you haven’t unlocked that part of the map yet...
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    • It gets more competitive the better you get
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    • If you’re really bad at it you can pay to win
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    • Only do it with the homies
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    • You can pay $60 for it but a lot of people prefer it to be free
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    • Just because you buy it doesn't mean you can do it all the time
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    • leaning makes you better.
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    • Don’t keep hitting the same button over and over
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    • Pay to win. Just do what I do and kidnap people off the street.
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    • Coop is optional, but you can’t be mad if they’re better than you.
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    • Breathing helps to breath
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    • You stay up all night on them
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    • I'd be happy if my kids made a living off of live streaming videogames
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    • I disappoint my parent's regardless
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    • Some people just like to watch.
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    • You run out of shit to do after it ends. The first game is better then the second. (First time is better then the second). You get really sweaty the longer it lasts. You have to insert something ...into something (unless you download). Your parents walk in at the wrong moments.
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    • We all hate 12 year olds
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    • It’s more fun with a banana up your ass
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    • Both applies moving your fingers
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    • I’m average at both, except the sex one ew
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    • Unless they’re your step parents
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    • Give callouts
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    • Gotta pay for it
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    • Can't say mine are disappointed in me to be honest.
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    • If you start something, finish it
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    • In order to win, you have to beat your opponent.
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    • Don't spend your diamond's on a hoe
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    • You do it less once you have kids
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    • I play mostly with kids
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    • You can get in in trouble with your peers if you do it with children in the room.
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    • kids ruin the fun
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    • Not a lot of black people but the famous ones are stereotypes
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    • Someone post the MW2 commercial with the old guy talking about how “all the young kids are “doing it”. “
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    • Single player is better
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    • no no he’s got a point
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    • The word smash?
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    • You want to do it all the time, but it's a distraction from developing into the responsible adult you should be
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    • No cheeto fingers
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    • It’s a lot more fun if you invite friends.
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    • You might not be great at first, but if you keep doing it, you’ll get better.
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    • Saying "I fucked your mom." will likely elicit a violent response
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    • Looting after kiIIing your spouse
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    • It's fun
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    • Remember to watch the door
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    • Ummm I play cod for a living and make really good money and my parents are fine with it as long as I come home and visit them once in a while.
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    • It's fun for the whole family.
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    • In groups you act classy but in 1v1s you get as dirty as you want. And in solo you just spam the same move until its over.
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    • It’s great for kids
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    • Its real lonely when everybody just wants to watch Netflix
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    • T bag to assert dominance
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