• when your boss hit you up on
your day off
I Hey
Nope. Already drinking.
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    • Its 5 pm somewhere
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    • That’s big U.S Army energy right there
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    • Never understood why anyone cares what time you start drinking.
      Shiratzu 2 jul
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    • Epstein’s girlfriend got arrested. How much y’all wanna be she gets Hillaryed too?
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    • One time my boss tried calling me in on my day off while I was tripping balls and all I could say was, " can't come in, really bad diarrhea", then I hung up
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    • If it’s my day off, it’s my day off
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    • Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning
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    • Tiites
      Fetlet 1 jul
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    • When I worked at Jamba Juice I was up partying all night and decided I wanted a smoothie once it got to morning and they were opening the store.. I walk in to find my manager crying because no body showed up to open with her so I decided I would and did almost a whole shift drunk and helped her out
      asscrust 2 jul
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    • Calm down ifunny I can only hit like so many times damn
      ZEROHOOD 2 jul
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    • He we need some h-
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    • Yea bitch a little something called “pandemic” maybe you heard of it?
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    • Hell yeah you ever started drinking early get a nice buzz nap then drink again *chef kiss*
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    • I’m convinced mimosas were invented by alcoholics who wanted a way to day drink
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    • But if i smoke off the job after i still have a productive day everybody loses their mind.
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    • Thats a very relatable post. Productive alcoholic gang rise up
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    • Who tf has their boss on Snapchat?
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    • I had drove 2 hours to see my bf on my only day off in 2 weeks and my manager called me and I told her even If i wanted to i couldn't come in because of how far I was and she told me to stop being selfish and just come in because if I didnt she would have to take the shift and miss her hair apt. 🙄
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    • I’m not coming in on my day off. Idgaf how badly you need me. I’ll come in early and work late on a day I’m scheduled to work. But if I’m scheduled a day off. Then I’m taking that day off.
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    • I legit told my boss this once. Called me ok my only day off that week and wanted me to come in. Told them I'm in the woods drinking. Find me and then I'll work.
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    • Hey if you're at home drinking at 10am thats fine just don't come out in public or the other more entitled alcoholics will judge you
      Tarana2 2 jul
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    • Understandable have a great day.
      OnJaw 2 jul
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    • It’s my day off, and better to get day drunk and sleep it off if you gotta go back the next day, you’ll be fresh
      CRS6132 2 jul
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    • Who the fuck has their bosses snapchat
      Siggy32 2 jul
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    • fuck that shit i love my job, we drink at work. if I told him that tben he would say "then come hefe and drink more, we got shit to do."
      BM_Brose 3 jul
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    • My boss has never called me in on my day off. And any place that does on a regular is understaffed. Walmart, I’m fucking looking at you shitbird
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    • This is 100% a specialist, on a Saturday morning. And his first line was trying to have him come be his runner on CQ.
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    • For anyone thinking of joining the military, this is a primary way of getting out of last minute Weekend bs details... and possibly being enrolled into the ASAP alcoholic program lmfao.
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    • When i was a mailman, we wouldnt asnwer the phone on our days off, so managers used to come to our homes on our day off to make us work. So we all kept a beer by our door, and would open it anytime they knocked. They accused us all of bein drunks cuz EVERYONE was havin beer at 7am. Fuck usps
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    • These are the same people who cry about not making enough money
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    • I did overnights and one day I was actually at a bar at 11am.
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    • I’ve told my boss I would gladly come in but the bottle of bourbon I’ve been drinks says I can’t
      Jester31 2 jul
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    • I spent three years in my bed due to an illness, my anxiety was so bad going back work I'd drink to take the edge off. I slowly got use to work without having to drink but those first few months it was wild time and people sometimes say they were impressed how open and energetic I was.
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    • 5 o’clock was only 17 hours ago
      genjuru 5 jul
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    • It's 5 o'clock somewhere
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    • Anyone work at UPS?
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    • Yup
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    • I used to get called in on almost every day off. I could never say no. I just couldnt make myself say no.
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    • Lol, you actually answer?
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    • Yea duck you Democrats lol
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    • Yup
      Kedu 3 jul
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    • When I was working in a restaurant I took shrooms on my day off and got a call from my boss that they needed me to wash dishes that night. I told my boss I was tripping and he said he didn’t care, he just needed a dishwasher. Never had that much fun washing dishes
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    • Don't judge me it's my day off
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    • Yeah man i drank cause i had a feeling youd txt now leave me the hell alone
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    • Hahaha I use alcohol as a personality and also as a means to fulfill my empty meaningless life!!!! Double win victory royale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      fatballz 2 jul
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    • Done that my supervisors came and tried to talk with me about my problem the next day.
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    • Can’t prove I’m not
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    • When this happened to me at my old job, I didn't even answer
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    • My boss own boss said I should he afraid to talk to her. This because her friend who is my coworker tried to dump all her work onto me. I'm afraid of confrontation, and I know they are buddy buddy, so I didnt say anything, but my other coworker did. He told our boss I was afraid to speak up about-
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    • When my boss hits me up on my day off it’s cause he tryina flirt. Smh. He’s married with a kid and knows I have a boyfriend, who also has a kid. He a hoe.
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    • I’m drinking rn and I have to pee 🥺
      zurmsz 2 jul
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    • Yup!
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    • Bruh y’all lucky to be able to talk to y’all boss like that
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    • I got drunk for the first time on a camping trip a week ago. I’m just gonna stick with soda for a little while
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    • YOU CANT DRINK ALL DAY IF YOU DONT START IN THE MORNING!!!
      swagless 5 jul
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    • Yes
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    • Too true
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    • I always just say I had a headache, works every time.
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    • Early buzz
      pixey 5 jul
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    • Why ya your boss hitting you up on snap
      kphilp 5 jul
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    • Bahahahahahahahahahahahah, so good
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    • Who texts their boss?
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    • No judgements you dick, it’s my off day!
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    • I honestly don’t mind being called in. The work is easy, I enjoy those I work with, and our clientele is pretty damn nice. If I ever get called in, it’s guaranteed OT anyway
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    • Mimosas are the best invention ever
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    • Gotta make sure that hangover is gone by tomorrow
      Karthull 5 jul
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    • Nice try Satan
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    • Idk man my manager is the homie so when he asked me to come in today for 4 hours I was like sure.
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    • If you can't work 24/7 you shouldn't have the job in the first place. All you lazy fucks need to be better at obeying and complying as wage slaves
      PacoDave 5 jul
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    • I drank for a lot for the first time on my birthday and ima say.....how tf do you guys do this. I would rather get high then be incapcitated the next day
      Saoiirse 5 jul
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    • Yes
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    • bravepsy 4 jul
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    • God I need sum alcohol right now
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    • Don't give your employer your cell number.
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    • Yes
      Fish4 4 jul
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    • Only put in the expected amount of work, or else every business will take advantage of you
      wetoded 4 jul
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    • I used to tell my boss that all the time. I don't even drink.
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    • Tuesday Boozeday!
      roguecdi 4 jul
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    • i’ll take a jaeger bomb then go smoke 2 bowls at 9 am cuz it’s 5 o’clock somewhere
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    • Imagine not getting unemployment
      RIPTI 4 jul
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    • It's 5pm somewhere bub
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    • I never get scheduled at my job but work every fucking day (:
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    • If your boss hits you up on your day off dont even answer or respond at all, that way you cant tell them you cant or wont come in.
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    • Did i stutter?
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    • You bet your sweet ass
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    • "Yes, like usual now fuck off I'm tryna clap some cheeks"
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    • Just dont even answer lol. When they ask you why you didn't answer you say "oh it was my day off and i was doing shit. I dont live on my phone. By the time i saw the message it was late and i didn't wanna bother you" even if you defintely saw the message and do live on your phone lol
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    • Bro it’s an off day. Don’t judge.
      jd4519 4 jul
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    • “You already know I’m drunk ma’am” “I’m a dude
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    • I don't answer my texts or phone calls anymore because they've fucked me over so hard, they reach me when they need me but everytime I needed them they never pick up, so fuck em
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    • Leave that bitch on read
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    • It could be a fucking monday i don't give a shit
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    • 5am
      Vitico 4 jul
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    • "YES PHIL I'M DRINKING AT 10AM"
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    • lg gang
      dalmac 4 jul
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    • Day drinking on the day off is the fucking best
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    • IV alcohol while sleeping fam
      matt55 4 jul
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