• 4 1. Find oil
2. Shoot anyone defending it
3. Marry a 19 year old you met last week
4. Dodge Charger
Can you name the four fundamentals
of marksmanship?
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    • Sexually assault one of your own soldiers, beat her to death with a hammer, and hack her corpse to pieces so you don’t tarnish your stupid fucking reputation because you’re a garbage excuse for a human being and should be shot.
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    • 1. Fund Dictatorships because the leader isn’t communist
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    • Don’t forget a 1.2 GPA
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    • “As soon as I’m out, I’ma cop 2k, marry shorty and get myself a new Dodge”
      redsolo 8 jul
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    • lmfao dodge charger i am weakened
      rmpl4skn 7 jul
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    • YES!!!
      Ciszor 7 jul
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    • Guys it fucking says marksmanship I think you all are confusing that and being in the service
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    • Also add a kid that isn't yours
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    • Keep the booger hook off the bang switch
      _Larson_ 6 jul
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    • B.E.E.F.
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    • They buy trucks and assume a drinking problem in my town
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    • Corvette*
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    • I’m shipping to the army today
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    • Actually, it’s camaro not a charger
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    • Accurate, but Chevy camaro.
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    • Or camaro
      Billothy 6 jul
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    • V6 charger... lol
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    • Imagine buying a charger instead of a corvette.
      _YoRHa_ 5 jul
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    • Dodge Challenger HELLCAT
      Creampi 5 jul
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    • What if you find oil you were already defending?
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    • At least he’s getting a mopar so he won’t constantly be repairing that bitch lmao
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    • V6 dodge charger*
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    • Do we swap 3 and 4? I feel like sometimes the charger comes first.
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    • The accuracy
      NH03592 5 jul
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    • This leads to the "you must address me by my husband's rank" ladies
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    • 5. 25% APR
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    • 1. COD
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    • America be like
      DankType 5 jul
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    • The marriage part is so accurate
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    • If I’m married to a 19 year old I known since freshman year ? Does that count
      inoooon 5 jul
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    • Why are you a wet sandwich?
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    • RAH
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    • Sounds like some civilian shit
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    • Keep crying bitches
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    • Hey there ain’t nothing wrong with a HEMI
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    • Wait. What is charging and is it charging at you?
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    • As a member of the Army I am infuriated by this. It can be a camaro or a mustang, it doesn't have to be a charger.
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    • Wow Dodge Charger is spot on for Air Force lmaoo
      bandit3 5 jul
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    • I can’t wait
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    • Do people still unironically believe that war for oil shit?
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    • 5. Alcoholism
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    • I misunderstood Dodge Charger. I thought it was some dude havin' to dodge the Charger from Left 4 Dead
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    • *Challenger, with the most vibrant color scheme ever and a micro penis that’ll fit in the ignition...
      TheTire 4 jul
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    • That's the marines nice try. The army is more like, patrol rubble, go home and drink, Repeat.
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    • Why you feature dumb stuff? Not funny.
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    • Dodge charger rt an srt where you at!
      shane45 4 jul
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    • Charger or a v6 Camaro
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    • She'll be your wife but they'll be my kids soulja boy
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    • Crayons
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    • HAHA SO FUNNY...
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    • Positioning, aiming, breathing, and trigger control.
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    • The oil meme is far gone, we’re over there for soft influence.
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    • 1. Details 2. 3. 4.
      VeryGood 4 jul
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    • V6 Camaro not charger
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    • That sounds like america in a nutshell.
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    • Ironically, shots fired
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    • Challenger* especially if its from '65
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    • Thats offensive, my girlfriend's husband is risking his life right now
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    • And say "UwU" as number 5
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    • Your a fucking genius private Pyle
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    • Well yeah but actually no
      187GH0ST 4 jul
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    • I was stationed at fort Benning GA and I gotta say this is a complete lie it's challenger not charger
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    • Lose wars
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    • Aim, position, breath, squeeze
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    • Instead of dodge charger it should have said "merica"
      rpd123 4 jul
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    • 5. Marry a foreign prostitute because you’re lonely
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    • Pffft Dodge Charger pfffft what a joke pffffft dodge 😂
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    • Guys I know it isn’t a funny post, but here it is, I at least respect the guys. They really sacrifice for us man. Come on.
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    • Join a different branch, fly an F-35, burn to a crisp as you break the sound barrier
      Acog 4 jul
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    • Sometimes I feel like bitches plans are similar except it’s just “marry an army nigga”
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    • “Hey son, how’d you like a dodge charger?”
      Red_Demo 4 jul
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    • Well at least that’s all legal.
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    • *challenger
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    • Remember, if the horses head is on your shoulder, it's dick is in your ass.
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    • Dodge Hellcat
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    • In may last year I was talking to a military guy and he told me he loved me within the first week. Never pursued it for reasons. I started dating my current bf in June. Military guy got into a new relationship in October. He’s engaged to her already. Feeling like I dodged a bullet ngl
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    • 1. Have fun
      Yokopo 4 jul
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    • didn’t say blubby and cover it up?
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    • Trigger squeeze, breathing, stance and follow through
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