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    • >implying middle children get to eat
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    • I think we can agree that everybody is raised differently
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    • The youngest isnt always spoiled. I'm the youngest of 6, so my parents were tired by the time they had me. I never owned new clothes or had a room to myself and my parents never trusted me due to my older siblings bad decisions
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    • 2nd to oldest: wait you guys are getting food?
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    • Can we all at least agree the oldest child was the trial run to see how they would turn out, and is therefore, most likely the most messed up of the kids?
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    • And if you complain I’m going to put you through that fucking wall
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    • The oldest made the food and realized that there wasn’t enough bread so they sacrifice themselves for the other two, the middle child’s burnt because the youngest was wreaking havoc and took up all the attention, the youngest child’s food is so well made because even tho they’re an ass,
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    • Middle gang rise up. Wait... yall already died..? Ok... my time will come soon i guess.
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    • What I get:
      Yatsuto 6 jul
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    • I’m the middle child and I have it the worst
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    • Middle child be like🤣
      brony 6 jul
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    • In my house my older and younger siblings are all spoiled and never criticized but god forbid they do something and aren’t in the room I get the heat for it even tho I keep to myself and don’t mess anyone’s house or day up
      Zeros 6 jul
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    • I’m the youngest and all I gotta say is this is bullshit
      Trwump 6 jul
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    • Oldest children are just used to being the center of attention then another kid comes along and they can’t handle sharing it
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    • I, Boatman, did not have parents or siblings. Instead I had friends in a village who were KiIIed and burned by fucking pirates.
      Boat_Man 6 jul
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    • My stepsister is back I have 2 stepsisters and the annoying one's coming back they're supposed to be gone all month and I was looking forward to peace and quiet she gets away with everything she does she stole some of my parent's alcohol and
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    • Try being the youngest and the only boy of three sisters so you have the expectations of carrying the family name and you practically live the shadow of your father who is smarter than you, stronger than you, better sense than you, pretty much better in every way, so you have a hard time connecting
      LewdChef 6 jul
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    • I can’t be the only person here who’s parents don’t actually pick favorites. This shit is dumb
      Noonlous 6 jul
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    • Middle child gang
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    • Bullshit the oldest is always treated the best and gets the most attention all the photos and showing up to sports games by the time they get to the last child they really don’t care all that much anymore
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    • Couldn't be more true. As the oldest, my parents sort of treat me like a "failed experiment", and although treating me like their shittiest child they understand that I am their "mistake" and treat me as such. Middle child is ignored even though they are the smartest and most socially adept.
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    • Bro I fucking wish. As the youngest I am hated for literally nothing. Just got kicked out of the house because apparently my 3.6 gpa in college isn’t good enough. It’s not even a stupid degree, it’s aerospace engineering. All on top of my older siblings get all the love. I hate my parents
      ArrVee 7 jul
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    • Being the youngest isn't always the best thing. Sure there are perks, but it also has its own set of issues. Nobody takes you seriously no matter how old you are, they expect you to basically be the most perfect person because you need to learn from your older siblings' mistakes at least in my...
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    • nah the oldest gets a grilled cheese. The middle gets dirt and the youngest gets a pb and j
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    • Yeah, being the middle kid sucks, but what about being the middle kid, the first boy, and having retarded older siblings? So basically being unfairly punished, ignored, given no special treatment, and not trusted with anything, along with all the expectations of being the oldest son.
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    • CAN WE ALL AGREE THAN SINGLE KIDS ARE THE LUCKIEST
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    • The oldest was given the most privileges and fucked it all up for the middle, then the youngest gets everything.
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    • I didn’t expect to be called out this hard
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    • I fuck my stepbrother in the ass
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    • Because the youngest needs nurturing. How else are we gonna get our nation of cucks
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    • I'm the youngest in my family. I really look up to my older siblings and I tend to think about the fact that we're all in it together, because we were all emotionally abused in the same household. We might have not turned out the same, but I have mad respect for them and all the protection they gave
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    • In my house the oldest sibling gets the good shit and then it’s either passed down or you’re given the same treatment when you’re older.
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    • I wish. I get nothing as the youngest. The oldest gets whatever he desires. Oh, I get the hand me downs once the oldest and middle siblings are done with whatever it is. But that’s it, I don’t directly get anything.
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    • I'm the oldest in my house hold and I got so much shit after having siblings. My brother who is the youngest gets away with hitting my sister and doesn't receive back lash and he has never once received any form of discipline. I had to clean BOTH their rooms when they were plenty old enough to do it
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    • Im the youngest, when i got my first period they wouldnt even buy me the right size pads, and i had ny overweight brothers hand me downs, as an underweight female
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    • Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
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    • Not really
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    • I am the oldest of 3 and this is entirely wrong I get the burnt it tastes better.Just like ice cream it’s good crispy
      shreek 6 jul
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    • Bull shit it's the other way around
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    • Not Dino related or that funny:(
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    • My mom's attention is all taken up by my brother ever since I left for engineering lol.
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    • As the youngest child, I got nothing special, in fact, I’m pretty sure I’m the only one with mental health and trust issues in my family 👀
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    • How did you find my child hood as the middle child
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    • I’m an only child what do I get
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    • Only child gang gets isolation and mental disabilities
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    • Except when you're the youngest of two, but you have an older sister while you're the guy, especially when the older sister is a straight A student and because you're not you get shit on
      Initials 6 jul
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    • Yesterday me and my brother were going somewhere so before we left I told my mom that I’ll be back in a bit but she was watching the dog for a minute and it looked like she didn’t notice so I told her again then she started talking to me so I said ok I’m leaving with my brother and then left (1)
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    • Bullshit I’m the youngest that shit never happens
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    • Haha I’m middle child but my dad said in front of my other siblings that I’m his favorite
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    • Middle out of 7 kids we don’t eat
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    • Damn. Now im wishing i was the middle child. I like me some burnt toast!
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    • Actually I’m the youngest but when I was like 5-11 I didn’t get any special treatment but my brother did, now my family realized he’s a lost cause and they are now kind of pampering me
      TheSpoi 6 jul
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    • I wish this was true
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    • Other way around
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    • 3: first child 1: second child 2: last child. "Shet rolls downhill"
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    • Thats what I feel😪
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    • I’m the middle of three and I can officially say the oldest has it the hardest. Hats off to you, gamers
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    • middle children always get it the worst youngest second worst and oldest the best
      Korosu 6 jul
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    • I’m a middle child :(
      ImCarpet 6 jul
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    • sapple 6 jul
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    • No, not by my experience
      B_R_U_H 6 jul
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    • Mom spat in my face for asking if I can make toast
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    • Anyone else like burnt toast though
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    • I can afford gas but my parents used to pay for it and don’t anymore, that’s ok and understandable because I’m 19 now. I always bought my own shit (like my truck and house). They bought both my older and younger bro cars (my older’s worth over 15,000) which is also whatever but what pissed me off
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    • My family was almost this traditional. Oldest- mentally scared but also never sacrifices anything for siblings. Middles- didn't get enough attention and made their own legacy. Youngest (me)- parents worked and siblings were in highschool so I was left alone most of the day.
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    • I am the youngest and I’m only treated the best because I help everyone with everything
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    • I’m the middle but my younger brother has never lived with us, so I’m youngest in the household. And also the only girl. But we were kinda spoiled differently. I was spoiled in the way I could always get things I wanted like food or clothes or whatever I wanted and all kinds of things. 1/2
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    • My parents always do what ever my little brother wants and always take his side so I am the one who gets in trouble and when ever I try to tell them what really happened they don’t want to hear it. He also will give himself marks then blames it on me. My friends call him satan for a reason
      cooky22 6 jul
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    • You guys are getting bread?
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    • Eh, not true for my family, but I wouldn't say my family is the norm, so whatever.
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    • I burn my toast on purpose
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    • aquaz_18 6 jul
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    • It was the opposite for me. I was the youngest and I got fuck all. I had to cook every meal for myself and one other sibling by the time I was 7.
      Cock_Man 6 jul
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    • Imagine having terrible parents. (This post was made by wholesome family gang)
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    • Lovely. I get the burnt toast
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    • So, I have three brothers. I’m the youngest. The 2nd youngest brother has disabilities, so he was the spoiled one and always had my parents attention. My other two brothers were older than me, so they always would hang out. It felt some times like I was alone
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    • I’m 14 and working on becoming a strongman. I can leg-press210+ already and my max is like 250. Any tips..?
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    • But the youngest child takes all the blame for their parents divorce. Trust me, I know from personal experience.
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    • Reverse what the youngest and oldest gets and you got my family. The oldest is the only girl
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    • For my family the middle child is spoiled and my older sister and I (the youngest) get the burnt toast
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    • Not completely true my parents make me do everything around the house cause my brother is lazy and complains to much
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    • In my family it is heavily the opposite but I'm fine with that bc being the mistake child can be fun, it gets me out of awkward situations
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    • Wait, you guys have siblings?!
      Ponyos 6 jul
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    • Yeah, being middle sucks
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    • I am the middle child and I can testify to the accuracy of this.
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      Krystal 6 jul
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    • I’m the youngster and I get away with anything
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    • Bullshit- from the youngest of 5.
      Lightfoe 6 jul
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    • Fuck me that’s accurate - I’d probably get the squeezed orange too, sliced up next to that sorry piece of bread - fuck yeah it hurts
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    • In my house the oldest gets the worst
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    • Bs
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    • Wrong. Im the youngets and my mom said she didnt care if starved or freezed tod eat. Shes refused to give me food
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    • Not true. I'm the youngest of 4. I'm 9 years younger than my closest sibling. And I can honestly say my meals were 10x better than that last picture
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    • Middle child gets the most shit, change my mind
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    • For me it was always the middle child who got it the easiest
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    • I visited my parents on vacation and while I was there my youngest brother cussed my mom and she let it slide. So I popped him in the back of the head. She turns around with the whole "How dare you touch my baby" act up and I'm just like "... If I would've said that, I wouldn't have teeth left."
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