• When people driving brand new
$40k rides
wanna road rage..
Me.. this an $800 car, I'll kill us both
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    • A nice BMW on my bumper like.. do it, bro.
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    • For each like I’ll violently prolapse my anus
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    • My wheelchair is 50 I’ll kiII us both
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    • My $3,000 Extera looking at the $40,000 BMW:
      Wynautt 30 jun
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    • 98 ram 1500. 206000 miles. Let's fuckin go bud, you may straighten my frame
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    • 1989 jeep cherokee. Back when cars were built more solid. It was “totaled” last september (dumbass tried to take a left turn from the right lane right into me) but it was actually fine, just winched out the solid metal bumper. Other car was a 2018 rav4, had definite frame damage. Cost me $34 to fix
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    • Shit, the only way my car is worth 800 is if there is 780 on the seat
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    • I just got my first car on Saturday, cost me, $3700. 2008 VW gti mk5... I need to check the cam follower to make sure that's not wrecked and the check engine light came on, it needs a new passenger side headlamp housing because the previous owner flex sealed it in and it needs all the fluids changed
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    • I drive a 02 chevy tracker and that shit is fucking pure crackhead energy. Like that car's back bumper is deadass held together with some wire. The gas gauge is broke of course. The windows don't roll down. The ac is warm air only hot or cold weather. Seats are fucked beyond repair. Missing the...
      InfoMind 29 jun
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    • Where the fuck do you get a 800$ car?? In my country, cheap moped’s cost 1200
      Caligoo 29 jun
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    • Me in my 2003 Honda Pilot with 250k miles that isn’t worth more than 200 dollars.
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    • I drive a nice car and have a dash cam, so I'm okay with you paying for my new car
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    • Buying a much needed new car today. It's going to basically empty out my savings, and I know I'll build it back up in time, but I'm still anxious about making such a big financial decision.
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    • I bought my first brand new car the other day. Alfa Romeo Giulia Q4 TI Sport. Worked really hard for it
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    • Need some help! Have just been given a 2012 Mini Cooper Highgate Convertible. I learn exceptionally quickly but know nothing about the mechanics of my car. I understand *how* an engine works and how a differential works but... that’s it. Oil? No clue. Coolant? No clue. Where do I start?
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    • And Then I get hit like it's my fault
      ImATree 29 jun
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    • I was going 65 in a 55 yesterday and a truck caught up to me really fast. (At least going 75) so I slowed down to 55 to piss him off.
      ItzRello 30 jun
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    • Never understood spending a houses worth on a car to go at the same speed limit as everyone else . Like why ?
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    • I usually go about five are ten over the speed limit. If someone is tailing me you know what I do? Keep going at my normal pace. If they wanna pass me they can. If they wanna get mad about it they're obviously immature
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    • hell yea mf get off my dick i’m already goin 20 over
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    • I’m in the market to buy a car that can get up my long, steep driveway in the winter. Anyone have any suggestions?
      IonKanun 30 jun
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    • I was tailin this guy for a little the other day. Not on purpose. I just kinda sped up on him and stayed close cause i was about to pass him. He got really pissed and pulled up next to me after i passed him and he was yelling, taking vids of me, and trying to run me off the road. Way more unsafe imo
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    • Well my insurance will cover it so lets do this motha fukka
      Fukoffbro 30 jun
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    • I paid $600 for my Ranger. Love that little truck too much to crash it. The little green monster I call it.
      smith9301 30 jun
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    • 2500 dollar 1998 F150. Just the other day, some asshats in a $50k blacked out jeep wrangler ran a stopsign in front of me. I slammed on my brakes and managed to save us both, but I swear they reported me to the police. Ever since that, the cops have been following me around all week.
      Kone 30 jun
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    • I'm not a fast car guy. I'm a truck guy. And I inherited my Grandpa's 2005 Dodge Ram when he got his new 2016 one. And I Love it to bits!!!!
      DRHAWK 30 jun
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    • I just bought my very own brand new car!!! I'm super excited :D
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    • I'm driving around in a $300 Chevy Cavalier. Been going smooth for 2 years. First car I ever bought, and I'm driving this bitch till it explodes
      Plushy 29 jun
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    • I got a free 2010 Corolla, ended up spending 7k getting it fixed/modding the shit out of it
      JG72 1 jul
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    • Me in my 2,500 dollar 2002 accord when the dude in the 50,000 dollar camaro is being a dick
      Eeveeon 30 jun
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    • So, this is my biggest fear when driving a $200k Ferrari. Some person with their hoopty is just gonna ‘F it!!’ and wreck me proper just because they gave up on life in general
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    • This is a $500, old school, all steel including the bumper, body on frame SUV. Not only will I tear through your 80,000 hunk of plastic, either I walk away unscathed, or I don't lose anything
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    • Help rebuild me please
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    • Im about to be a senior, just got my license. Either i share a car with my mom or yall know tht commercial where the mice r driving these small block cars. Yea my mom is gonna buy me a car that looks just like it but cheaper 🚗 its a 2 door also. Ill take it
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    • My car ended up being 213$ in the kelly blue book
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    • 96 grand Cherokee... bought it for 300$ wasn't even running... I've had it for 6 years now and runs like a beauty... love being a mechanic
      woods5450 30 jun
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    • Bruh straight ripped from a tweet ages ago.
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    • A $40k car isn’t an expensive car tho...
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    • Or they try to road rage against a semi. That’s an 80,000 lb vehicle that can’t stop quickly. You will lose that fight
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    • The problem is if you crash into them suddenly your insurance has to cover that $40k car and it'll spike your premium
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    • My $800 eclipse will eat all of your civics for lunch
      Stoonks 30 jun
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    • I used to drive a 2004 Santa Fe and it had like 15 different issues but still ran okay enough to drive. One day I was going the speed limit (5 over ofc) and some douche was seriously tailgating me. I looked at my friend and said “I swear to god if he doesn’t get off my ass I will slam my brakes
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    • My best car was $700 ford explorer i bought when i was 16. It has 190k miles and it never broke down once. The only problem was the AC couldnt turn on unless i hit a bump so everytime i needed ac i would just hit a pot hole. I kept that car for 4 years and got it up to 280k before giving it away
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    • Paid $400 for mine, fixed the head gasket and put a fresh turbo on it and it’s lasted me 23k miles so far.
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    • I got an old beater truck that I tricked out. 3000 total and some Prius tried to fuck with me
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    • I've got a 2004 Porsche 911 and I get really pissed at Shitty drivers that go the speed limit in the passing lane. Road Rage is something I'm afraid I'll do
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    • When someone is raging behind me on a one lane road I go the exact speed limit, or if there's rain I go 5 under
      Forever 29 jun
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    • I read that in a Kermit voice and it was really funny
      jedi3741 29 jun
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    • people with the crappy cars are usually the ones to drive like morons tbh
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    • My ‘00 Chevy blazer took a pretty nasty hit into a side rail when I slid around on some black ice a couple years ago. Only thing damaged was my bumper came off on that side, I just zip tied it back on and went on my way lmaoo
      raeco 2 jul
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    • I drove a shit box in case a sucka wanna get his shit rocked😤
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    • 800. Mostly get mine for 500
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    • Fuckers better watch out
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    • 2002 Honda CR-V. $600. 220,000 miles. Needed some work but it runs great
      jaf0626 30 jun
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    • My deductible is $500....let’s do this
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    • Me in my Saturn driving fast waiting for some a-hole to break Check me good enough to pay for my new car
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    • Imagine fucking Kermit the frog cutting you off. That’s all I can imagine looking at this feature
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    • Like honestly is always the ones with the crappy cars that wanna race nice cars
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    • Looking at buying a car soon any suggestions eight grand or under
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    • Just shop for newer stick shifts. Find one with high mileage. I bought a 2012 Hyundai Sonata for 3k
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    • I don’t understand the mentally handicapped that think slamming on the brakes/cutting off or yelling is the answer. If you have even a shred of horsepower, just speed the fuck off and avoid looking like a tard.
      xercer 30 jun
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    • Yea have fun in your BMW that's gonna be useless in 3 years
      MANTA_ 30 jun
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    • Me with solid 1/8 inch steel reinforced front and rear bumpers knowing I’ll fuck up almost any car and not get a scratch
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    • People who dive those cars like shit make me angry Like goddam i am more careful with my 12k car than you are with your 40k car
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    • I got rock sliders, metal bumpers, a lift and Kevlar tires... bring it
      duba_J 29 jun
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    • Mines 400 fuck with me
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    • Break check
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    • 98 ford ranger. 280k miles. Bought it for 400$ and have beat the shit out of it for 2 years. I have put about 300$ into maintenance total. It’s a legend
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    • The colon after the word “Me” fell over.
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    • AbuV4 2 jul
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    • I drive a 92 acura integra with barely the basics working, do I look like I give a fuck about your stupid expensive car?
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    • Some guy in a big pick up truck got mad me for "crossing the street too slow", I was carrying and delivering a two tier cake.
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      earli 29 jun
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    • My car was 800 bucks try my fam
      _Leo460_ 29 jun
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    • I just turn on cruise control at like 5 over and watch people speed past or chill behind. If someone is hugging my bumper though... I like to get next to a semi and go their speed just to mess with them lol
      BoogMemes 29 jun
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    • And then there’s me, cool guy mcCool face. Here to fuck your mom with my wiener that is definitely big I swear
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    • Death funi
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    • why is everyone who has a car retarded
      uuck 29 jun
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    • I got a hoopty for 800 still have it
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    • The youngest Pope in history was Pope Benedict IX who was 11 years old at the time of election. He is also the only person to have been the Pope more than once.
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    • Man new cars are cheap. My dad had a 1993 GMC Sonoma. Ran like shit. Some dumbass tried to pass him over a curb. Only a dent in the truck. That guy had hella damage to the body of his car. And that truck had a few jagged edges and smelled moth balls. But cars don't need to look good. All they 1/2
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    • New truck with insurance ill hit you than blame you wb5i show up to court in a suit and utilize my white privilege like a fuckin champion
      run_this 1 jul
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    • I have been on this app for so long. Go ahead, check my profile. It’s at nearly 2000 days. I have had this app on every phone I’ve ever had. Never once have a had a top comment. I’m not looking for a handout or anything. Just looking for some recognition from my fellow iFunny veterans.
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    • What’s a good first car for someone with a limited household income like under 5K
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    • 600 dollars *
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    • ne nd he almost hit me because he couldnt stop the zoomy zoomy. Bitch titty
      DodeGagon 29 jun
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    • I'm about to get my licence, does anyone have advice on finding craphouse cars like that? I just wanna have a car of my own, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna get a new car like a fucking noon
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    • Bet pussy, if I’m driving a brand new car it’s because I can afford to, if you’re driving a shitbox it’s because it’s your only option. I’ll get another car but you’ll have to walk your ass from that day on
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    • I drive a 2016 Nissan Leaf my parents gave me, good car but I can’t even leave town cause I get about 40 miles per charge
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    • I love the idiots who road rage in Florida. There have been some people who I could have $h0t but I’m nice and I’ll tell them “I am in fear for my life and will use deadly force if you come any closer”. Don’t be a dumbass people I could have blasted a few people legally but didn’t.
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    • Sry for “promoting”
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    • People who do this are trash
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