• Math problem: Steve has 64 melons and eats 23 of them,
how many does he have now?
Me: Who can eat that many melons?
Minecraft players:
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    • Don't you just stop eating after you're full?
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    • 1 like = 1 day I don’t beat my meat
      Jman9521 1 aug
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    • The attention to detail in a meme always pleases me
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    • If Sally has 10 cookies and Jamal stole 6 cookies, what color is Jamal?
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    • Red Baron is the shit, the pizza is good too
      JebSmiff 1 aug
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    • 64-23 = 31 dude smh
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    • I like that in the pic he did the math with the melons
      link_atb 1 aug
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 1 aug
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    • Is that a monkey turning his head reference?
      ODST_UwU 1 aug
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    • Forty-one
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    • The guy’s name is even Steve
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    • Weapons 1 aug
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    • It literally says Steven can, you pterodactylite
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    • That diarrhea is gonna unalive u
      namedby 1 aug
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    • Where’s the video of the cat eating melon
      Piebald 1 aug
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    • But his hunger was already full
      luhFella 1 aug
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    • But you can still only eat 10 melons at a time maybe more with hunger
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    • gotta be like at least 4 melons left
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    • Chinese men
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    • That's commitment to a meme
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    • I like how it actually changes in the inventory bar
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    • The original Steve if you must know
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    • The answer is ether 69 or 420
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    • Well Inigga ever happened?
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    • steve
      ylobi 4 aug
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    • pumpkin pie gang
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    • Eating melons in Minecraft is stupid as fuck. The best early game food source is bread cause it’s at every village and there’s a lot of it.
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    • Sbeve
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    • Start a chat with me if you want a picture of me fekin COK
      JoMan 3 aug
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    • Bruh I want melons
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    • I mean if you’re not running or moving at all you couldn’t eat that many melons
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    • Copying skyrim meme
      mwaben 3 aug
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    • These features have really been shit
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    • Melons are one of the worst foods in Minecraft
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    • Gotta be fourty 1
      Stumbo 3 aug
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    • Ads on Hulu
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    • Ooo ooo I know, is it 41
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    • John eats 500 bannanas ... where is he now. Died of potassium poisoning. I said this in thy class once and the teacher gave me a nervous stare
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    • Me, I can eat that many watermelons
      ImAlexa 3 aug
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    • Me. Also who tf buys that many melons. He just walk otta the market like “nothing going on just gonna take all ur melons”
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    • 41 there guys solved it
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    • Skyrim players
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    • I’ll do it again
      SteveM 2 aug
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    • Melon saturation sucks so it does make sense
      M_Funny 2 aug
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    • I’m high as fuck on pain meds
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    • Steve
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    • I wouldn’t be surprised if all word problems were based off of Minecraft and that’s why they’re so bizarre
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    • This makes sense when you figure out that melons restore hardly any hunger and much less saturation.
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    • A fish has 9,000 tacos and throws three rocks how many kilometers did the bird swim
      Dubbzy 2 aug
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    • Because I was down to 3 hunger haunches from running away from eleven-teen billion mobs
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    • A ruptured stomach and a serious medical emergency
      SynCoegh 2 aug
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    • Like whole ass melons or just cubes?
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    • Also me
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    • Don't melons have no saturation in minecraft, and they recover .5 hunger.
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    • Literaly impossable, melons only give a half meat. If he is starveing than at a mac ge can only eat 20 melons
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    • Me eating 4 stacks of melons to fill 2 hunger bars for 30 seconds
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    • To be fair, it's melon slices that you eat, not entire melons
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    • Bruh Minecraft actually helped so much in school
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    • The Dragonborn. He'll also scarf down 37 cheese wheels and choke down a blue powerade while he's at it
      Gaularn 1 aug
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    • Melons kinda suck tbh
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    • Hes full hunger how does he eat the melons?
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    • Good meme
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    • And the name is steve
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    • It’s kinda sad that even though I knew it was 41 I had to use a calculator just to be sure
      ogGL 1 aug
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    • I love how the number of slices changed
      Puff5000 1 aug
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    • I saw the same Steve and I instantly thought Minecraft
      alxbitch 1 aug
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    • It literally says the name right there.
      Yourname 1 aug
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    • In minecraft i have more hp than the ender dragon, i think it would take me a lot more than 64 melons to fill up my 14 hp bars
      Nokraz 1 aug
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    • Well, 64 melons is alot more than 64 slices.
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    • Listen up, the meme you posted, it’s shit
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    • I read meteors instead of melons.
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    • There would be 37 left not 47 like it says in the pic
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    • Those are slices, not melons, melons implies a whole ass melon
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    • It would be nice if you could craft half watermelons or eat whole ones in minecraft
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    • Oblivion players
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    • My question is who uses melons as food
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    • Answer is 41
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    • 41 melons.
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    • But the hunger bar was full anyway
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    • Guys, I just built a massive symmetrical build. I just found out I fucked up a measure and now I’ll have to rebuild the whole fuckin thing. Ha ha ha haaaa.
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    • I read Steve as in Minecraft anyway and skipped the Math word
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    • Steve ate 41 melons
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    • 41 right? I haven't done any math for a while
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    • I appreciate they took the time to make the watermelon on the hot bar go from 64 to 41.
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    • The math is wrong answer is 41 melons are left QUICK MATH
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    • Me irl, don't judge me they're tasty as shit
      weegly 1 aug
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    • Those are slices. 9 make a full melon
      valdania 1 aug
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    • Um who CAN’T stomach that many melons
      Misster 1 aug
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    • How long does it take to grow a watermelon in Minecraft?
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    • That’s melon slices. 1 melon is 9 slices so to have 64 melons you would need 576 slices. Mafs.
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    • No he ate full melons he's the ultimate glutton
      jackdie 1 aug
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    • They never said over how long a period
      redmad 1 aug
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    • How he has full hunger
      dum_bich 1 aug
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    • I like the correctness of this post
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