• seralghia:
flreami:
“teenagers skip breakfast because
they think it will help them lose
weight" ACTUALLY N0 THATS
BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP
BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE
IT T0 SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT
WAKING UP AT4 IN THE MORNING
i skip breakfast because it makes me
nauseated to eat so early in the
morning.
"--- This, right here.
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    • Jesus people act like highschool was the hardest thing on earth wait till they get a real job
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    • Y'all weak as fuck
      Viper127 26 may
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    • Unpopular opinion: school actually is harder than a real job because you're not getting paid for putting in more effort than most entry level jobs require
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    • Teenagers in family movies would wake up, run to the bathroom with their bedsheet still on, brush their teeth, take a mini shower, then rush to put on clothes. Their parents would make a fucking breakfast buffet all you can eat and the teens would grab 2 slices of toast and say “gotta go mom sorry”
      TSSTimm 26 may
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    • If you have to wake up at 4am to have a regular morning routine before going to school you’re a fucking retard that doesn’t deserve to live
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    • The reason you feel nauseated is because throughout the night your stomach has begun shrinking from the expanded size, it feels painful to begin re-stretching it in the mornings, but your not going to throw up, try eating things that are more liquidy, like yogurt and granola or cereal and milk.
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    • I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS NAUSEOUS IN THE MORNING I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT THE FIRST MORNING IT HAPPENED
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    • Eating breakfast makes me nauseous too
      _MYOB_ 30 may
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    • Okay realistically most schools start around 8. What the fuck do you have to do in the morning that you don’t have time to eat a fucking piece of toast, and get to school.
      Just_NBA 29 may
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    • wake up at 6:45, take a shower, finish making my lunch from the night before, eat bacon and a poptart for breakfast, and make it to school by 8:00. Y'all just lazy fucks
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    • I don't eat breakfast because my body doesn't like it right after I wake the fuck up, after a couple hours I start to actually feel hungry
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    • I’m with the second dude tbh. I legitimately can’t eat anything for about 2-3 hours after waking up or I get sick. The OP is one of the whiny band kids who think high school is the hardest thing on earth.
      Yeow 26 may
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    • People saying "wait till they get a real job" are actually stupid as hell, I enjoy my job a whole lot more than school. At least I get paid for working hard, at school all I got was shit deadlines and shit teachers that didn't care about anyone.
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    • RIGHT I mean holy shit I find it actually painful to eat in the morning seriously I thought I was the only one
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    • Honestly. People who can wake up and eat more than a tiny amount and not feel sick are a strange breed
      MemeTea 26 may
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    • The one time I decided to eat a big breakfast was my first day of 8th grade. I was 20 mins late because I took took the biggest shit in my life and passed out on the toilet. Like was just shitten and sweating my ass off and BOOM, I passed the fuck out for like 5 mins.That’s why I don’t eat breakfast
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    • I always got so nauseous in high school if i ate early. Turned out the combination of the pressure my parents put on me as well as taking all AP classes was making me develop an ulcer. Stop telling kids that “its not hard” and that their struggles are invalid. You’re just a right
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    • Y’all love complaining about high school and shit and also love talking shit about boomers but imagine instead of going into 8th grade you went to work, and I mean work. Not sit at a desk and type, I mean laying tracks, or breaking rocks all day. Take your pick ungrateful pansies
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    • Is anyone else like me and just have no desire to have to physically chew and eat in the morning? Just seems like so much effort and Im not up for it.
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    • Bruh I'm in college, and i gotta say, high school was way fucking worse, college is where the popular kid gets on level (lol really quick) with everyone else. The attractuve girls get ugly and fat, the ugly girls glow TF up, the loser nerd guy gets the best paying job, and the bully goes to jail.🔥
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    • I cant eat food until atleast half an hour after waking up because for whatever reason it makes me feel sick
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    • Nigga I ate on the bus to school, showered like 3 times a week, and sometimes slept in my clothes I'm supposed to wear the next day just to make my mornings easier
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    • My highschool started at like 730.. I got up at like 645 every day and still had time to eat a poptart or something on my way there.. y'all are just bad at time management.
      rhenry 28 may
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    • “Highschool is so hard! We go through so much with our early wake ups and poor education system! So unfair!”
      MuayThai 27 may
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    • People act like you get 0 hours of sleep in high school but chances are if you’re getting less than 5 hours it’s your own fault
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    • I stopped eating breakfast because I have to wake up early for the bus, and all the school serves is sugary shit I cant eat.. Glad schools over
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    • I get nauseated too with no explanation. Does anyone know why?
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    • Almost a 3rd year in college and my mom still doesn't understand this about me. I'm not waking up an hour earlier than I need to be up just so I can wait to get hungry before going about my day.
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    • I never eat breakfast because I will feel terrible in the morning if I do
      RGRS 27 may
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    • Mal2003 26 may
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    • Not even joking. I feel sick eating right when I wake up for some reason.
      redlock66 26 may
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    • After years of skipping breakfast to make it to school, skipping lunch to avoid the disgusting slop they served and then getting home depressed af and not eating dinner, I develops severe anorexia and food diversions and am now fucking dying ! Thanks common curriculum !
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    • You rarely see people using "nauseated" correctly.
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    • Don’t you feel nauseas because your body isn’t used to eating breakfast in the morning? I remember a time where I ate breakfast daily and I felt fine, but now, every time I eat breakfast I get nauseated
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    • Why the heck does it take you 3 hours to have breakfast...
      Pixer 26 may
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    • I thought I was the only one that felt sick by it
      Sweeney_B 26 may
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    • People with a real job act like it’s the hardest thing on earth, try being a Nuke in the Navy
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    • Actaully that happened to me and its typically becuase you are having buttery things or sweet things, this will cause nausea, try eating things with alot of protein it helps
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    • Who tf gotta wake up at 4 to get to school by 7:15? Y’all fuckin slow and stupid.
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    • Eating breakfast really does make you feel gross
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    • Anybody who claims that their job of their choice is more difficult than highschool chose the wrong fucking career. You choose a career to be good at what you do and to mostly enjoy it. It's your choice. Highschool is forced tasks and only preps you for college unless you take vocational.
      YaBoiMoo 28 may
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    • I can’t eat right away in the morning. I can wake up starving and have one or two bites and then I’m full. If I try to eat more I gag
      putasucia 28 may
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    • I skip to save time and also because I used to vomit if I ate in the morning because the thought of school was too horrifying. I was eight.
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    • Real talk, "breakfast is the most important meal" is actually legit. You'd be surprised how much better of a mood you're in if you eat something in the morning. If it makes you feel sick, it's because your rhythm is off. Try not eating really late at night, and make sure you're getting 8 hours. 👍
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    • Your body isnt used to eating so early just start out with something easy to eat like yoghurt
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    • The fuck is breakfast? Some kind of morning ritual?
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    • Yo I’m 23 and it still makes me nauseous to eat before 7:00am
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    • I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not hungry in the mornings. If I try to force myself to eat I feel like I could get sick
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    • I don’t like to eat early in the morning because I get nauseous, I think that parts is true, the other are bs
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    • I just suffer through the hunger till lunch man, I'm like 160 Lbs and ive skipped breakfast since 6th grade. We do it so we can get to school in the morning. But I do feel nauseated if I eat that early
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    • How about wake up earlier? I mean in the real world, that's what people do if they can't manage time properly.
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    • *Looks at phone till 2 o'clock am* its because schools too early that I'm tired and skinny
      mysterioh 27 may
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    • Ever since I started HS I physically couldn’t eat breakfast and I would feel sick the rest of the morning if I did
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    • Grown ass man here and I def feel sick if I eat too early Nd I’m also too lazy
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    • I skip breakfast to lose weight so idk what yall talkin about
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    • The 16/8 diet works. Dont eat for 16 hours straight, then have 3 normal meals within the 8nhour period. A workout in the middle of the fast period helps.
      ericmek86 26 may
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    • Yo, it makes me nauseated to eat in the morning too! Why is that, anyone know?
      Bad_Wulph 26 may
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    • Waaaaah school hard me wake up early not enough sleep waaah
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    • I skipped breakfast because I spent my mornings blowing up the toilet
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    • i just have no appetite in the morning
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    • I try to eat breakfast but I just can’t because I get nauseated
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    • Yeah actually I can’t eat really early because for some reason it makes me want to throw up
      TheSpoi 26 may
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    • There... there are other people who can’t eat in the morning without a crushing wave of nausea?!
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    • I’d rather get the extra sleep then having to get my grumpy ass up and make food
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    • Lol same amd i just wanna sleep longer
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    • Easy. Just eat breakfast right before going to bed.
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    • Pussy mfers. I woke up at 5 ate breakfast and did some chores and still made it on time all 4 years of that bitch
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    • I just forget to eat sometimes. But, such is the gamer life...
      HYHTF 26 may
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    • Skipping breakfast makes you fat actually
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    • Ha! It makes me nauseated to eat in general!... I mean, not sure why I’m trying to one-up the post, but uhhhh... yeah...
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    • The classroom: ... My stomach: This is ground control speaking we are ready for takeoff in 3 2 1
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    • If I eat breakfast before I get to school my stomach will hurt like a bitch for the next two days
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    • If I eat anything before 7 I'll have the shits
      Millerj98 26 may
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    • Shout-out to my morning nausea people
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    • "wah wah teenage life is hard" keep wailing you'll make a great siren
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    • I don’t get how kids are so stressed now. I never had to get up stupid early to get ready for school. Yeah it seems early when you’re a kid compared to the weekend or summer, but I get up earlier now that I’m working. I don’t see any reason to get up at 4am unless you put on makeup for 2 hours...
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    • School starts at 7:45 be up at 6:30 shower and leave the house by 7:10 get food at school. That’s was my routine, wasn’t really that hard lol
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    • I feel like the people who couldn't handle getting up "so early" just didn't go to bed until late at night. I went to bed at 8-9 and got up at 5 no problem.
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    • Yeah same here. Idk why but I just can’t eat for 4 hours after waking up.
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    • The lose weight thing is more like a pathetic excuse just so you can say something other than "I wanted to sleep some more"
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    • ....you dont have to wake up early to grab a granola bar. People just wanna make their lives seem harder than it really is
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    • Y’all are screwed when you have to work
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    • Who TF wakes up at 4am for school. Most schools start at around 7:30ish. You'll see me walking up at 6:30. Shit showered shaved, breakfast and still be on time
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    • If eating makes you sick you got a shit diet. And go to bed earlier so you can wake up and actually eat. Every problem you highschoolers have is self imposed.
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    • I wake up at 5:10 and I am perfectly fine for a day. I go to sleep between 9-10. The only people who complain about not having enough time in the morning are people who stay up till 11 or 12
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    • That's because they stay up so late at night that mornings still feel like the middle of the night to them
      LDove 26 may
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    • I never ate in the mornings cause then i’d need to shit 2 periods later
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    • Thought I was the only one
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    • It's not hard to make breakfast I either don't eat because I wake up ten minutes before class starts (I live close to school) or because I'm just not hungry in the morning. Also more kids juul and nicotine curbs your appetite.
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    • I skip breakfast because of intermittent fasting
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    • I skip breakfast cuz I didn’t feel like eating yet now since I’m graduated I don’t eat breakfast cuz I sleep in till whenever
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    • I skip breakfast because it just makes my stomach upset 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    • I skip breakfast cause it throws my stomach out of wack and I can't eat lunch, I'll just snack the rest of the day
      G4m3G4ng 1 jun
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    • I’ve been waking up for school at 5:15 in the morning for the past 4 years and sometimes we’d have weight room workouts for football at 7:30, I don’t know why some of y’all can’t even get to school on time, wake up early or complain about having to wake up at a regular time for a work/school day
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    • i dont eat right after i wake up simply because I'm just not hungry
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    • Bunch of bitches in high school these days. I was up at 5:00 to workout, then I'd eat breakfast then get to school, then I'd workout after school, then head to work to pay for my truck, then go home to do homework, and to bed. Earn your keep pansies, no one owes you anything.
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    • High schoolers these days are so fucking weak if they relate to this. Like I'm up at 5 AM every day to go to work and I still manage to eat something. Be responsible
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    • I skip breakfast because of the third one AND cereal being grossly overrated.
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    • I wake up at 7 shower, get dressed, and eat. Leaving the house at 7:15. Stop masturbating in the shower.
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