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Office Workers Swear 55 Times a Week on Average,
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    • Trades workers are worse than the military I know people from both and holy shit are trades workers worse
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    • *Being a carpenter* “fuck this fucking piece of shit fucking saw I’m never buying shit from this dumb fuck company ever again”
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    • Bruh that’s like 8 swears a day for the entire week. How can it possibly be that low?
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    • 55 times a week? I’d honestly be suprised if I didn’t swear that much per hour
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    • Pssshhhh... 5 minutes into my workday and I start using Fuck like a comma.
      zerosober 14 jul
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    • blue_too 14 jul
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    • I work in a garage completely full of men. I couldn't even give a rough guess how much we cuss in an hour
      masonv77 14 jul
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    • I swear 55 times at least just doing my workouts every day
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    • Yup. The first words out of my bed every morning is a swear word nine times out of ten. And then once we start working on our tanks, everyone is swearing
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    • I reach that in a few hours, though if we count my inner monologue probably about 30 min
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    • Kitchen staff be cursing in 7 different languages for every sentence
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    • The first thing a Drill Sergeant said to me: "What the fuck are you looking at, you rollie pollie four-eyed mother fucker?!"
      MrSwerve 15 jul
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    • Fritzor 14 jul
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    • I swear 150 times a day at least
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    • Laughs In welder
      _JBOMB_ 14 jul
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    • What about Gordon Ramsay
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    • Sounds about right, I probably bring my company’s average up to 80 or so
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    • In the marines our CO was a scumbag warrant officer who lied nonstop. He was a pussy who tried to hide it behind constant swearing. But all he knew was variations of "fuck". Called him the fucking gunner. He yelled at us once for like 20mins, and we counted over 400fucks. Useless waste of space.
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    • Auto workers in the background laughing even more
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    • We swear 55 times times a minute doing carpentry and framing. Steel guys probably more, electricians probably less
      Bezak 14 jul
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    • Trades workers and coders. Coders well. We tend to scream across the building at you. "Hey Frank you bitch ball licking daddy fucking peice of aids infested shit. Get your cum in your ass hair over here dick bag!" That's actually one part of the conversation I have had with Frank. If you couldint 1
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    • I’ve gotten reported for bad language in the military multiple times. This PC shit is ruining everything
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    • "Get your fucking tools and get to the truck, let the cocksucker out there that turnover is right fucking now and to get his dumbass in here because he's not supposed to be working fucking 14s, let alone 12s right now. Holy fucking shit, you're still here?? Fucking GO guy!" -Crew Chiefs
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    • Hey kids, it's me again. Swearing is fine but don't lose your chivalry in the process. Also, don't be an asshole. Ok, dad out.
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    • Imagine growing up with a military dad and emergency room mom with military medic training. Its like a fucking sailor convention
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    • That's insultingly low
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    • 55 that’s surprisingly disappointing
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    • I swear 55 times in the span of a day, maybe two. Don't strive to be me.
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    • His front teeth are not aligned properly. Weird.
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    • I dropped an entire fucking transfer case out of a Chevy 2500 on my foot today. While wearing crocs. I said words that would make Satan blush.
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    • Mechanics
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    • Rookie Numbers
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    • Gordon Ramsay 🤬
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    • Retail works swear 55 times an hour
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    • As a military veteran yes I heard fuck shit and bitch every other word and known have a bad mouth for regular civilian work lmao
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    • You ever work in trade?
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    • Studies show that 12 year old kids on XBox swear over 500 times a week studies show
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    • That’s an appealingly low number, or the reason why I could never do an office job
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    • U should see the mechanics....
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    • Mmmm. Couple hundred a day. Medical field. We dont give a fuck what yall hear.
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    • “Alright, fuckers, listen the fuck up- hey, shut your fuckin mouth when I’m talking. Today we’re gonna do a bullshit PT run because the boot-ass LT is here. Shouldn’t be too fuckin crazy or nothing. The pace is gonna be pretty goddamn slow so whatever you do, don’t fall the fuck out.”
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    • Have you not seen someone get raided in Ark
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    • Bitch I swear 55 time a day
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    • That amount is quadrupled when the printer/copy machines aren’t working for no goddamned reason
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    • I'm in maintenance, 55 is pathetic for a single day
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    • USAF aircraft maintainer here, can confirm ive sworn more than 55 times today, and I just got back from lunch
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    • The average person
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    • A week try a hour from our buddie from NY
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    • Edp445: Allow me to introduce myself
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    • I just did that in like a minute
      lwpack 14 jul
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    • In the words of a Scottish dude I know fuck the fucking fuckers fucking fucked it's fucking self
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    • Fucking piece of shit stupid fucking dumbass design whoever designed it should go fuck himself in the fucking ass motherfucker
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    • I do that in a day. WEAKSAUCE
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    • Nobody got shit on gamers
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    • Auto mechanics: awww thats cute
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    • Not to brag but in the army I could swear 55 times before breakfast.
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    • Playing r6 that number is almost tripled
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    • 2thomask 14 jul
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    • 55 an hour
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    • *laughs in back of restaurant*
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    • Construction workers: Fucking amateurs.
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    • Wh-what about gamers
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    • anyone who works a trade
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    • 55 times a sentence sounds more reasonable for the military
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    • Laughs in Xbox 360 cod multiplayer sessions full of 5 year olds
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    • The U.S military personnel cannot make a single coherent sentence without a cuss in it, of which, only one word in said sentence can be regular English.
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    • Laughs in Chef
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    • You know, I would probably swear more than this if I actually fuckin talked to people instead of being by myself in my room all day. Though, I'm also in Arizona, home of #1 covid infections in the US, and just moved here after 18 years of Illinois life, and my 2 best friends are never fuckin online
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    • 10 year old that just found out the word “fuck”: rookie numbers
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    • You haven’t met a mechanic yet
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • Bruh I beat that before lunch
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    • My boss is a child hood friend, so businesses trip when I call him and start by saying "A bitch" I get this surprised ass look, and they laugh. So I cuss 55 times in less than 27 minutes.
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    • Fuck and shit become filler words
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    • I work in a kitchen I swear 55 times before break
      Teeeeeeej 14 jul
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    • teenage 😂😂😂
      Sussy 14 jul
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    • Pathetic.
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    • I swear double that in just over a day. Like it’s not that much
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    • When an engineer drops a hammer on their finger they sing the curse word song
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    • Mechanics and chefs have entered the chat
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    • Trades
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    • Try golfing sometime
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • It is even hard to not include them in my emails danetty757
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    • FUCKING NI...
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    • I swear more in my sleep, get them rookie numbers up
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    • The fact it says office workers, and millitary dont work in no damn offices, amuses me.
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    • Me
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    • Ni-
      chopstew 15 jul
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    • You gotta bump those up, those are rookie numbers
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    • Fuckin' Cocksuckin' Ho ass, bitch.
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    • As soon as your recruited into the us army you become vulgar as hell and a comedy genius
      Ayalni 14 jul
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    • Finding out that grant imahara died yester day made me swear a lot
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    • During work? Because I swear like once a week at work. And it's usually a "excuse my language but they're decision is bullshit" kind of thing
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    • Warehousing
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    • I’ve worked in elementary schools and lemme tell ya they put EVERYONE to shame. Toxic lil shits lol
      Jerando 14 jul
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    • Parents
      darkblue4 14 jul
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