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    • Explains why women won’t shut the fuck up
      datvee 3 aug
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    • If big dick men are quite then why do I have a small weewee with no friends
      Otaku_ 3 aug
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    • Damn what are mutes packing
      B4SIK 3 aug
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    • I’m constantly quiet, popular, but I generally like to not talk in most situations. My dick is a solid 6inches. Being quiet doesn’t mean a damn thang chief.
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    • "Biggus Dickus"
      kymemek 4 aug
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    • Bitches who always talmbout dick size got weird nipples, prove me wrong.
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    • Thottys are always the most annoying and dumbest
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    • Look man I've always been quiet and I mean... I need fucking tweezers to jack off.
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    • It’s my 21st birthday today, can I finally get top comment for my first time??
      Cswans23 3 aug
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    • It’s not that big dick men are quiet, it’s that loud obnoxious men have small dicks
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    • Why TF did I get 3 posts in a row talking about quite guys have big dicks? Did I enter some dimension?
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    • Explains why you guys won't shit the fuck up
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    • Then where's my big dick?
      Rufflies 3 aug
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    • Says women who literally talk all day everyday
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    • Definitely not true. Lol
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    • Welp looks like my anti social ass final hits something to be proud of
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    • Dick jokes have never bothered me because I am confident in my above average size and never let the little jokes get to me, but I never brag about it unless I compare it to the Empire State Building.
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    • I have a small pee pee like if you do too
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    • I can talk a lot but I have NPC energy... I don't say a word unless spoken to...
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    • Remember kings, dick size don't matter. Especially if you're a femboy, in which case immediately dm me
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    • Whores are rather loud
      Nazarene 4 aug
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    • Big life lesson, most women are satisfied with average as long as you know how to swing your sword. Learn your game, boys
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    • This is the biggest dog shit my dad talks so much and that mother fucker got a 12 inch ding dong
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    • Liar!
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    • I’m quiet, I pack 7 in
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    • What about mute people
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    • women w clean vagenes are always quiet too
      diruga 4 aug
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    • I don’t got the looks, the charm, or the big dick... my entire personality is my sense of humor
      bigblu42 3 aug
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    • I didn’t cry when I was born. Sooooooo is that good?
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    • I'm going to be honest having a huge dong and not using it for porn kind of sucks. During hook ups I can't be the animal I am until the girl fully warms up and it's honestly annoying. That's why I just do your mom.
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    • I'm quiet but only have like 4.5, maybe 5 if I really try. quiet =/= big dick don't follow the lie
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    • This ain’t true, men who get pussy are quiet while men who don’t are often loud
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    • Clean springfield
      chopstew 3 aug
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    • That's not true, I'm quiet and I only got a 6.5 incher at best
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    • I like yelling, but think I'm fine sense I ain't a dude
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    • :(
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    • That's why they call me the trickster
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    • She just means in the sense the ones who dont have to brag, or talk about it, are usually the ones packing. But most people who claim a larger member usually isnt the case
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    • Women who talk alot are cute af
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    • Not true. I'm a quiet person and my dick is 5 inches. According to today's women's standards, I might as well be 2 inches. Good thing I'm ugly too, keeps the women away so I don't have to worry about standards. Lol
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    • I can personally say that is a false statement
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    • But you weren't a man when you were born
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    • Explains why gamers are always so loud
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    • Well that's a lie cause I'm packing a solid 4 inches and barely speak to anyone ⛷
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    • I wish that were true.
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    • False don't ask how I know.
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    • Damn thought I was average but I’m quiet as hell
      XLsnake 6 aug
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    • Not necessarily
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    • I gotta 6 1/2 in
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    • Wrong.
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    • Are u shure about that I'm looking down and......
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    • Most of us men who are large, have dicks that are proportionate to our size. When you know you can kick most anyone's ass, and you have a big dick, you are secure in yourself. People who are insecure tend to talk a lot.
      maceace 6 aug
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    • Speak softly and carry a big dick
      seepin 6 aug
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    • I think she means big dick energy
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    • Gerth from birth
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    • I'm as quiet as a mouse and I can honestly say that I am not carrying a big package whatsoever
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    • Better one
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    • I absolutely hate social interaction, and my dick's rather small.
      Kykio 6 aug
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    • Im either accidently yelling or i am goddamn Boomhauer
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    • how are you verified as meth
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    • That is false. I speak a handful of words a day, and I am average on a good day.
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    • This isn’t true I never talk to anyone and I’m not packing anything impressive
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    • Cuz I think I’m small
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    • Not true. I have a magnum dong and I'm load asf
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    • True story. I was told when I exited the womb I didn't make a sound. The doctors thought I was dead cause I how quiet I was
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    • I stay quiet because I’d get in trouble for things I wanna say nowadays. Average af, but not trying to get people to look at me weird for multiple reasons 😎
      vys12 6 aug
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    • Mmmm, I prove that statement wrong.
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    • Yall other quiet fuckers stfu. Let this rumor spread. Then we can dissapoint hot chicks who think we got big dicks
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    • Well i guess that’s me tho I don’t talk to anyone because my self confidence is literally negative before I even talk to someone I imagine how they’re going to embarrass me in front of everyone and make my life incredibly miserable
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    • Let me tell you I’ve dated shy boys and they alway packin
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    • Not true I'm right here people
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    • Oh shit guys lets not start this I really dont want to disappoint people
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    • Can I borrow you for the weekend?
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    • So thats why no one can fucking hear me.
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    • Wait, that means that big dick men are also big brain but that makes no sense because the bigger the dick, the less iq.
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    • Lol don’t count if you’re measuring from the balls
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    • Nah girl, I'm just autistic.
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    • I wouldn't say big but it's enough to do its job. I'd say Medium-Large.
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    • i got two of these posts with different reactions in a row
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    • Big dixk people tend to be idiots and not quite at all
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    • nah im quiet and i still have a small dick
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    • Introverts rise up
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    • Barnsey Barnstorming
      stauto 5 aug
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    • Ferb
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    • I'm quiet because conversation leads to feelings and feelings lead to relationship and relationship leads to sex and sex leads to you finding out about my small pp
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    • No. The guys with the biggest dick game are the quiet one's.
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    • I got a solid 8 incher
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    • Fat puss women never stfu
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    • Me who has never been that much of the quiet kid but has a big dick: stop spitting lies
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    • Does that mean that all devs of games that are factory set at max volume have micropenises?
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    • Ah so I can fool women by being meek
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    • f e r b
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    • Better start making noise then
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