• What are the pros of childbirth again?
apparently it's the child but i'm not
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    • Silence, female born after 1993
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    • Yes goyim children and family bad. be a consumer till you die alone with no one to comfort you
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    • I wanna have one kid of my own and adopt another. There's way too many kids without homes.
      quog 1 aug
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    • A potential food source
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    • You cant expect children and nihilists to understand
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    • Please shut the fuck up
      Cajun 1 aug
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    • Tax write offs
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    • I want 3 kids when I get older, at most 4. Hopefully I'll be able to fulfill that dream
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    • Simple - if you don’t like kids, don’t have kids
      U4IUM 1 aug
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    • Fulfillment and meaning in your life to raise a child into a good adult
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    • “heheh what a whore, why are all women like this”
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    • I wanna adopt a kid because of 2 reasons. 1.) There's so many kids without a loving home. 2.) I'm not willing to rip my vagina for a screaming sack of flesh that'll hate me when they turn 13.
      Taelor 1 aug
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    • Tax breaks and government benefits
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    • Woman moment
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    • To all you angry people, not everyone wants children. So they aren’t going to want to go through the massive stressful, straining, painful burden of childbirth only to be unhappy for the next many, many years. Chill. We get to make our own choices here.
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    • The only reason you don't want children is because you're mentally a child.
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    • This post is idiotic and brain dead
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    • Okay but i dont see whats wrong with not wanting kids
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    • Children are all right and everything but sometimes it’s not for everyone. I mean all the stuff your body goes through physically and mentally.
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    • I'll be honest with you guys about kids...it's the best thing I've ever done. I have never known love like I have for my kids, and the love I get from them.
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    • Ok genetic dead end
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    • I’m a month away from child birth and scared shitless. This kid better be adorable.
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    • Y’all are getting mad over young women joking about not wanting kids. These girls are most likely early 20’s, and obviously not gonna want kids yet. Let them joke around, holy shit. My mom didn’t want kids at first, either. She ended up having two and is an excellent mother
      Spira 1 aug
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    • I dont wanna raise a mini version of myself, I hate myself
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    • Yes it is the child
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    • Imagine rejecting one of the greatest expressions of humanity even possible
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    • Children suck. I should know; I was a child once.
      Glob 1 aug
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    • Hoooollly shit y'all can't actually believe this? You wonder why marriage fails so easily, why kids become mindless drones raised by the government. Can you actually not see that its a human life inside of you? That raising this child is single most important responsibility you can have.
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    • Destroy the nuclear family. Do not get married. Do not have kids. Stay inside. Consume
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    • Having a loving family? Raising another human being with your values with the person you love most, and the other person you love most (your SO and child)? Continuing your legacy in fulfilling your biological purpose? There are tax breaks too. Plus for you greedy attention whores, plenty of groups.
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    • I hate this country and fucking women these days
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    • Sorry, I came from 2 functioning alcoholic parents: a neglectful mother (emotionally) and an workaholic father that loved his kids like mad but worked himself to death to provide for us and was hardly home because of it. I was constantly reminded of what a burden and serious responsibility kids 1/2
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    • I don’t understand the people in this comment section are dead set on changing people’s mind about having kids, its just a personal choice
      L_OL 1 aug
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    • a woman not wanting a child doesn’t make her a whore or a bad person or selfish. maybe she’s not ready, or maybe she’ll never want one because that’s not the track she chooses. some men who don’t want children and people don’t call them whores or selfish. you don’t have to have kids to be valid
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    • It’s the kid, but they make it depressing. Charge you out the ass to have the kid, even more to raise the kid. A lot of jobs aren’t flexible with child care, etc. wild idea but maybe having a child wouldn’t be seen as a problem if we didn’t make it a massive pain in the ass to have one.
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    • I’m actually genuinely afraid of giving birth. I want to have children so bad when I’m older but I’m terrified of the act of giving birth and the aftermath that it leaves (not the child but the absolute destroyed vagina)
      Mak9169 1 aug
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    • only having 1 kid and i hope its a boy so we can do sports and i can buy him a nice car and we can mod it together.
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    • I mean. Your boobs get bigger when your pregnant. There’s that
      _Petie_ 2 aug
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    • Nah, fuck all yall. Kids suck, don't have them. There are plenty of children already, humanity wont fucking die. Live your life and do what you wanna do
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    • Jesus people are cringe sometimes
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    • Shut up woman
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    • Eff that. My husband and I have decided to be the cool aunt and uncle. We're great babysitters, we are already godparents, but we get to keep our solitude. We may adopt later, because it seems better to give a child in need a home instead of making another child.
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    • Slavery.
      FORyan 2 aug
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    • Sometimes i want kids n them im like stretvhmarl,vericose veins,feet grow a size up,nipples expand n leak (sometimes forever big) ,diabetes (that's a thing), hair darkening on lip,haur thinning on head, vomiting and the real risk of my vagina tearing or getting PPD
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    • I want to have like 4 or 5 kids
      Arting 2 aug
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    • The government pays stupid people for having children
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    • Passing on the gift of life to others is a blessing
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    • Financial security ig seeing how woman weaponize the kid in every way possible against the significant other.
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    • I just like the thought of continuing my genes and stuff
      Triv 2 aug
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      bill1212 1 aug
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    • I'm all for this. Some people don't want kids? Good for overpopulation. Do I want kids however? Yeah
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    • Dont want any fucking kids, I barely got my shit together, no way i could handle my dumbass and a kid
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    • when you’re old they might take care of you. no promises.
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    • Please just end the human race by no having children
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    • Adopt. You get the child without having to go through pregnancy and birth.
      lwpack 1 aug
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    • Whores
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    • Glad I’m a guy.
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    • Man remember in the 1950s when having 3-5 kids was the norm. Hoes these days don’t even want to have 1.
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    • Sometimes I can't believe that people have degraded this much. I'm very glad that these people will hopefully never have children.
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    • I’m not a simp but I feel bad for women since they’re the ones that got stuck with being the ones that give birth
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    • The child, why was there a question. The only people who would ask a question like that or give that answer are people who are financial unstable, probably fuck random guys, are in their teens or twenties, and just want too be supported by someone else well they don't have a job.
      HoboJob 1 aug
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    • You only need one child just enough to sacrifice it to satan in exchange for a 12 piece chicken mcnugget meal from McDonald's
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    • It’s a trap
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    • Ahh, and this is why I’m glad to be Lesbian. Don’t have to worry about getting pregnant(don’t want to, don’t really want kids either) and i don’t have to worry about having an SO like you guys. Having kids isn’t the be all end all. It’s not fulfilling for some people, and to others it’s genuinely(1)
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    • Shut up, hedonistic selfish retard. Women are evil. Evolutionarily defective. Genetic dead end
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    • Twitter and tumblr.. hating parents since forever
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    • If you don’t want kids, then your bloodline deserves to die.
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    • I think in the world we live in now you should seriously consider adoption. Too many kids without homes or family's in the world
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    • Parents are so horrible, they look around at the shitty failing world, if we can even call it that, and think “yeah, let’s bring a person into this shithole because that’s fair”
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    • I want 5 kids when i grow up
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    • I enjoy teaching my cousins and siblings about sports and building things so I’m down to have a kid
      Domshous 1 aug
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    • Getting a slave?
      ALoner 1 aug
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    • The human race continues. If not good enough for you then we didn't need your genetics anyways
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    • You now have a legal slave
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    • Damn this is kinda sad to be part of a generation that doesn’t wanna have a family. Men hate women. Women hate men. Kids are neglected. Pets are on a higher pedestal than kids. Shits all out of wack.
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    • I'm glad I'm a lesbian so I don't have to worry about getting pregnant
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    • I love my child, more than anything in the world, but I 100% see why some don't want that life. If you're not absolutely sure you want it, don't do it.
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    • Scariest moment in my life prepped for an emergency C section all fears possible going through my body...heard the first cry... happiest/ calmest moment in my life!!!!!! There is no greater peace and love than delivering a baby!
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    • I mean, if you want kids then have kids, if not then who cares
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    • Why are y’all so fucking heated Jesus. If you want kids that’s great, good for you, but why do you need to attack people who’s goal in life isn’t just to have kids? It’s not your business, we live in America, it’s a free country, do what you want as long as it doesn’t hurt others.
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    • I'm surprised at how pro-kid this comment section is. Somebody not wanting to have kids doesn't effect your life, so why are y'all so pressed
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    • Yes I'm nihilistic, so what
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    • This meme sucks ass, but aside from that, I didn’t realize it was such a big deal to people that some don’t want to have children. Like damn y’all gonna call them every name in the book because they don’t want a kid? Shit
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    • Gives purpose to boring people
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    • Yes goyim don’t have a family just mindlessly consume until you die alone
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    • HM510 1 aug
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    • You get to be in excruciating pain.
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    • Imagine thinking people arent worth it because u have to put effort into helping them.
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    • To pass on stories that have survived generations, to enjoy the gift of creating life and having a family, and to have someone remember you when you part from this earth.
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    • Maternity leave
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    • I hate how everyone fights over the “child” topic everywhere. Just let people do what they want to do don’t force them to have a child or not have a child. You don’t know the other person’s situation so why bother trying to preach to them?
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    • Adoption honestly seems 10x easier than giving birth
      Wemis 1 aug
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    • There’s not really any pros to childbirth other than the personal desire to raise a child honestly. There’s nothing wrong with that at all but nothing wrong with never wanting kids either
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    • The joys of parenthood and the beauty of creating life, watching them grow with the one you love. That’s why.
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    • No lie my daughter saved me , she makes feel like I’m whole and I’ve become who I’m supposed to be her mother I know it sounds cheesy but she’s my world hand to god
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    • I hope I stay alive long enough to have a kid
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