• BURGLAR: (BREAKS IN MY HOUSE)
ME: NAKED, WHISKEY DRUNK,
HOLDING A POCKET PUSSY AND A
SEMI-AUTO .45 ACP
COWABUNGA ITIS
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    • Part of the ship part of the crew
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    • Well isn’t that what America’s about?
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    • The burglar be like
      TWM249 3 aug
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    • I don't believe in guns or violence. I would take this opportunity to help this man find the path of God. He was sent into my house for a reason. Jk. I'd mow that mf down
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    • Was he trying to fuck the gun, or pocket pussy
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    • You know I keep that pocket pussy on me at all times
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    • Looks like tonight the pocket pussy stays in the case 😎
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    • You can use the pocket pussy as a makeshift suppressor so you don’t attract as much attention
      Grammar_ 3 aug
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    • And then they fucked
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    • "Robber, get your ass over here. I'm gonna jerk you off at gunpoint!!!"
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    • So... a 1911?
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    • It’s going to bad no matter which object you point at the burglar.
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    • Very specific. Love it
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    • Whisky, cock, glock, dog
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    • Since iFunny is too short for comments and I wanna tell a story a fat guy who was naked at home saw vandals outside; Grabbing his gun and thinking between"wanna die" or "f*ck you" . He messed up several ways so these vandals saw a naked fat guy with a woodie and a gun shout "Wanna F*ck?!"
      XJX_ 3 aug
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    • That was really specific, you good op?
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    • Whiskey. Cock. Glock. Dog.
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    • So you have chosen... death
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    • SEMI auto .45 like you'd be using use lever action?
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    • Time to start blasting
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    • Sh00t your dick and fuck the dude
      FRolfie 3 aug
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    • How is this stupid shit featured
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    • Blind the enemy with the *special* attack
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    • You picked the wrong house fool!
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    • So did he get shot in the torso or did they both jerk
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    • Silence the acp with the pocket pussy
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    • Serious question tho, is the pocket pussy in the left or right hand?
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    • I read that as a hot pocket pussy at first
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    • Whiskey Cock Glock Dog
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    • Like that’s going to happened. There’s a bigger chance to get struck by lightning than to become victim of a home invasion.
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    • MemeMasterTV it's me lol
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    • This literally describes me. Wtf? I love whiskey and I own a SIG in .45 ACP.
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    • Cum on em
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    • Whiskey c*ck glock dog
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    • This is disturbing af
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    • God I wish a bitch would.
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    • Time to make a pocket pussy out of the burglar
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    • My fat ass, naked and wearing a furry Fox Head.
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    • Oddly specific...
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    • Is yOuR PrOPertY ReAlLy wOrth A hUmAn lIFe? Yes... They made that decision when they stepped foot in my property I didn't make it for them....
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    • What's a pocket pussy
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    • Mans would probably just bounce the f out of there
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    • It is what? You didn't construct the joke right.
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    • Ok now I get it, pocket pussy is the nickname for girl friend
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    • Looks at robber "guess I wont be needing this anymore" and drops the pocket pussy
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    • .45 > 9mm
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    • Subscribe to meeeeeee
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    • Fuck the g.un and hit him with the pocket pussy
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    • There’s drunk and then there’s whiskey drunk. Just ask my stepdad on daddy night
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    • Whiskey, cock, glock, dog.
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    • I feel called out
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    • Throws pocket pussy at burglar and jerks off with gun
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    • WHISKEY, COCK, GLOCK, DOG
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    • I never have understood “whiskey drunk”. I guess it’s another term for people who can’t handle alcohol
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    • Happens every day
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    • Anyone else imagining a 1911 pocket pussy holster?
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    • “You pick a hole, or imma make a hole”
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    • This dude has obviously never tried to masturbate while drunk. Good luck with that bro.
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    • Bitch I am packing a 16 inch double ended dildo and I'm not afraid to use it
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    • As opposed to a full auto "45 acp"? I love when people pretend they know what they're talking about when it comes to guns
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    • That’s actually me. I have all those things and use them all regularly
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    • Why the fuck are you having nights like that?
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    • The gun was there for post nut clarity
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    • If they enter my house a baseball bat is what they will get to the kneecaps then a few blows to the arms then the head
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    • He broke in your house? Well damn, get some super glue or something. Put him back together.
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    • *Indiscriminate 1911 gunfire*
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    • The pocket pussy is held onto by nothing but his dick
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    • (If I guy) running at your burger butt naked is a GREAT deterent
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