• NASA: we used to have 9 planets
but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I'm not
a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still
hear its voice
e dracogotgame
Look, I'm not saying that demoting
a planet named after the Roman
god of Death stoked his rage and
brought down on us his vengeful
fury and retribution but...
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
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    • God of the dead, not death.
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    • Pluto was both discovered, and stripped of its status as planet, before it made one lap around the sun. And y’all think Earth is having the rough year...
      Khemmis 7 jul
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    • Pluto: “I’m the god of the dead, not the god of death: that’s Thanatos. I do not control the die.”
      Nimrod01 7 jul
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    • We give you a seat on the council but we do not give you the rank "planet"
      StJac0b 7 jul
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    • I’m just saying shit started getting worse in 2016 and we all know which ape was shot in 2016
      Oshawatt 7 jul
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    • God of the DEAD, not death.
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    • Pluto for planet
      ViVofit 6 jul
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    • He’s not the god of death he’s the god of the dead and ruler of the underworld
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    • I used to be on the Pluto is a planet train. Then I actually looked at the reasons why it was demoted and it makes sense. Same reason that Ceres isn't a planet anymore, or any of the other asteroids in the asteroid belt. Pluto is part of another belt, the kuiper belt.
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    • There's only one man who can save us.... Jerry smith
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    • That's like believing your star sign makes you _insert shitty personality trait here_
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    • Remember when Pluto was canceled?
      willgnyc 7 jul
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    • They prefer the term little person planet
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    • He’s the god of the dead not god of death
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    • Seriously guys read up on the Kuiper belt and all the cool Pluto like planetoids out there they're actually pretty cool. And also a good explanation why they demoted it, cause it's better to lower the number of planets from 9 to 8 than to accept all the new planetoids discovered and go from 9 to 20.
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    • Pluto is a dwarf planet. It’s moon and several asteroids have more claim to planethood than it
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    • “Y’all hear bout Pluto? That’s messed up”
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    • Technically it doesn’t make sense, that’s just more paperwork for Pluto, Roman form of Thanatos tho (idk the name) that would be accurate 👌🏻
      RyanRocs 7 jul
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    • Lol Brother Bear dialogue reference
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    • Nigga Pluto is the Roman Hades, ie god of the underworld not death jfc it’s so simple dude, Thanatos is the god of death not Hades/Pluto
      Fiscus 7 jul
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    • Roman god of the dead*
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    • His Roman side was more god of all the riches under the earth, but as I'm sure many people have stated, hes the god of the dead, not death
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    • It’s not that it’s not a planet, it’s that it was demoted to being a dwarf planet
      Urbanxx 10 jul
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    • Shinigami?
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    • 8 planets? Ok earth is flat
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    • Why did that first sentence sound like an ominous threat
      Mickle1 8 jul
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    • NASA after telling Pluto it’s too small to be considered a planet
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    • Correction Pluto (hades) is the god of the dead, THANATOS is the god of death
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    • 2020 is a dom, change my mind
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    • "Lost a planet we have? How embarrassing, HOW embarrassing." — Earthlings, probably.
      Sensino 7 jul
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    • It was Mors not Thanatos, Thanatos is the greek version.
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    • I have a YouTube channel and it's been helping me get through this quarantine sane, so it would be amazing if y'all could check it out! Thanks so much!
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    • If we made pluto a planet then eventually tiny astroids would be planets, we had to draw the line somewhere & there is a theoretical 9th planet it's just really far out and we haven't found it yet
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    • Ghroth cares, ghroth will bring this up to pluto, pluto tells ghroth he has nothing to do with it
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    • So we have been going downhill since 2006
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    • Well Pluto is not alone, it has 4 more buddies to call friends. SO to Makemake, Ceres, Humea and Eris
      nandez 10 jul
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    • Okay but we all know everything has to do with papa John's day of reckoning
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    • He isnt the God of Death, in Roman mythology he is the God of the Dead and Riches
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    • Pluto the manga is stupid nice.
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    • This is from 2019
      wtfmanno 10 jul
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    • Pluto *has a lot more in common with large asteroids than planets, yet is somehow seen as weird for not being classified as a planet*
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    • pluto is a planet
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    • Pluto is named after the Roman god of the Underworld though. Pluto is not the god of death, just the dead
      Greykyne 10 jul
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    • don’t mean to come off retarded but, what factors if it’s a planet or not
      AIejandro 10 jul
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    • dany 9 jul
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    • Pluto isn’t the Roman god of death. In fact he wasn’t Roman to begin with, he was Greek. He’s just the gatekeeper of sorts. The guy who looks after Cerberus, and helps adventurers on their quests, due to hades stealing his girl.
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    • Just like my aunt Melissa always told me before bedtime, “If Pluto isn’t a planet, then little people aren’t the same as tall people”. Good ol’ aunt Melissa.
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    • Yeah, but then astronomers finally got a closer look at is with a satellite passing by, and it turns out it is much larger than we anticipated from just looking at it. It is well within the bounds of being a planet, and they've since said it is.
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    • So it wasn’t the fucking gorilla
      Klirsker 9 jul
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    • It adds up. Pluto was demoted on 2006. On 2007, the Recession started, and when we recovered from that we had 2016. And now we have 2020.
      drlova 9 jul
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    • 2020 was NASA’s fault
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    • For being the god of death he's doing a pretty piss poor job
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    • Since it's inception into the records as a planet all the way up to when it was denounced as a planet Pluto hadn't even made one rotation around the sun
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    • We're looking at you Neil Tyson 😳
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    • Viva la Pluto!!!!!
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    • Ahhh...it makes sense.
      JTCool79 9 jul
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    • Actially Nasa Took That back a while ago
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    • Doesn’t Pluto only control dead like necromancy and shit
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    • Long Live Tombaugh. Fuck NASA and it’s “dwarf planets” planet is still a fucking planet
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    • Pluto is a dwarf planet
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    • Ok I agree with this mostly for the reason I'm still pissed Pluto's no longer a planet.
      Jasper64 9 jul
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    • He's not the god of the dead, but the god of the afterlife ;)
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    • Pluto was recently changed to a planet again though
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    • It’s official then, the only way to redeem humanity is to reinstate Pluto to its rightful place as the 9th planet
      TikuJess 9 jul
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    • Papa John said there would be retribution, he said we wouldn't be ready
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    • Finally an explanation? So the book of Revelation isn’t an explanation?
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    • You call it a dwarf planet, still a planet
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    • Neil did it. That jerk.
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    • NASA still calls Pluto a planet it’s the damn Europeans that don’t call it a planet anymore
      Anuvr 8 jul
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    • Fuck Neptune
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    • Have you seen Pluto though? Its colorful and sure is a beaut
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    • Nah man some mother fucker forgot madam mazzoni
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    • Google says that Pluto was demoted in 2006...i feel like revenge wouldve been taken sooner. No, this is harambe.
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    • Its a planet you losers. You just can’t say its not dwarf brains
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    • VibeWolf 8 jul
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    • Pluto's so small that it gets pulled around by its largest moon, to the point the two orbit eachother
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    • Pluto just has Little Man Syndrome
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    • Actualy the Roman god of death is Thanatos, when they "revamped" the greek pantheon they basicaly said "you can keep death" Pluto is the god of the afterlife and earths riches.
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    • Pluto is still a fucking planet
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    • You realize that looking towards religion for pandemic problems is the same thing people did during the Bubonic Plague? Is this seriously how far we’ve fallen?
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    • Pluto is a planet, dammit! VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!
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    • Thanks to planet x the discovery that made Pluto’s status questionable
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    • Yeah, it took 14 years for it to reach us I guess??
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    • Keep talkin shit like pluto wouldn't wreck ur beta asses
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    • Pluto is the Roman god of the Dead and the Underworld, the Roman Goddess of Death is Morta
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    • I feel like scientists get bored and just “discover something” like Pluto isn’t a planet
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    • Is that a mother****ing BROTHER BEAR reference!?!?
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    • Which means Mickey Mouses dog, Pluto is also named after the god of Death
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    • Viva la Pluto
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    • Hey didn't somebody do that to Amelia Earhart
      itzHuey 8 jul
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    • Took him long enough
      Gleambo 8 jul
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    • It just took his wrath awhile to travel through space
      IRainl 8 jul
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    • Pluto is a planet you can’t change my mind
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