Nobody:
Bartenders for no reason:
HighBalls HighBalls
22 apr
Nobody: Bartenders for no reason:
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
Arcclone Arcclone
25 sep 2020
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Captain_Lexx Captain_Lexx
5 oct 2020
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
your honor,
EAT ass, you lick buttholes
we just aint the same
mada with
your honor, EAT ass, you lick buttholes we just aint the same mada with
WAVE 3 News
"You have 1 min to give the money do not be wrong are die," the woman, named Iconic Facce, reportedly wrote in a note before handing it to the bank teller.
Woman pleads guilty to bank robbery in
Mississippi
JBWildcats JBWildcats
11 may
WAVE 3 News "You have 1 min to give the money do not be wrong are die," the woman, named Iconic Facce, reportedly wrote in a note before handing it to the bank teller. Woman pleads guilty to bank robbery in Mississippi
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
shitcumpiss shitcumpiss
25 sep 2020
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v
He is such a ham.
1.9M views 9 months ago
A CO
322 Share Download Save
Orphaned Wildlife Center SUBSCRIBE
136K subscribers
KermitTheFrog_ KermitTheFrog_
23 sep 2020
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v He is such a ham. 1.9M views 9 months ago A CO 322 Share Download Save Orphaned Wildlife Center SUBSCRIBE 136K subscribers
from the earliest 80's we all know
that...
sad
guys are [ed,
good guys are green
from the earliest 80's we all know that... sad guys are [ed, good guys are green
BB cstivorts
Kitten Bee
Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol
B eskiworks:
BlueFandom BlueFandom
25 sep 2020
BB cstivorts Kitten Bee Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol B eskiworks:
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
SILENTLOVER SILENTLOVER
25 dec 2020
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
NY,
we
Ny
pe
AP
ot
The boys - The boys
AnalWizard AnalWizard
24 sep 2020
NY, we Ny pe AP ot The boys - The boys
Made this to prove to my friend that she looks like a mermaid!
postnutttclarity3 postnutttclarity3
18 feb
Made this to prove to my friend that she looks like a mermaid!
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time