• when you gotta mow the grass at 3
but defend the mother land at 5
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    • There’s no grass in Soviet Russia, just snow
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    • This is America, not the fucking motherland.
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    • Why would you write "Simonov SKS" unless you had no knowledge of firearms at all
      Snarkyee 9 jul
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    • Y’all say fuck the band kids and then say shit like all hail the mother land
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    • Ew sks?🤮
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    • Thoughts ? Spas 15 for 400 bucks
      eljossu 10 jul
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    • “I have the power of god!”
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    • The whole Russian thing isn’t that funny anymore
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    • I'm thinking of buying an SkS to hunt Whitetail, it's cheap, under 500 and ammo isnt too expensive, Opinions?
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    • I own an SKS from WWII and it's such a fun rifle. Finally was able to fire an AK-47 over the weekend and it will be my next purchase
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    • Reminds me of this one episode on Love, Death, and robots where these farmers are pilots from fucking titanfall
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    • Thanks to John deer black lives havent mattered in a long time
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    • “What if the grass shooots back?”
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    • My dad always mows the lawn with his handgun loaded with snake shot (I think that’s what it is). He absolutely HATES snakes and sometimes sees them while mowing.
      nazpoato 10 jul
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    • How the late game Plants vs zombies roof stages with the ball catapults felt like:
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    • Tomio 10 jul
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    • The motherland is eternal
      Weird 10 jul
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    • Yall go follow my boy henry on twich, hes literally my best friend so im reppin out here TTVspookybooga
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    • tarkov taught me one thing, the sks fucking sucks
      JJBASIC 10 jul
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    • That looks clean tbh
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    • Should I buy an sks, it's used of course but it's going for 200?
      ColdX 10 jul
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    • Now it's just when you have the mow the grass and there are protesters in the neighborhood
      JoKeQr 10 jul
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    • When you have to defend from that damn Dinkleburg.....
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    • Sks on a john deer just a average day in Texas
      Jdawg520 11 jul
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    • Beautiful
      4Pep 10 jul
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    • Old meme 5/10
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    • I love the mosin!
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    • This ain’t soviet Russia get that commie shit outta here
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    • Wish mine had that size stock. Mines short asf for some reason
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    • When you need to mow but the 30-50 feral hogs keep getting on your property
      Starheart 13 jul
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    • mow the lawn at 7am, defend your private property from rioters all day long
      hurli 13 jul
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    • Man an SKS is so expensive nowadays. You could get them for the same price as a mosin back in the 90s and early 2000s
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    • Hey that’s a cool yellow clip
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    • Mowing in Vietnam be like
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    • Heyyy, it's the SKS
      Kasanova 13 jul
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    • Johnnnn deeere greeeen
      ThomasGx 13 jul
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    • Even during the zombie apocalypse, grass ain't gonna mow itself. Get off my lawn!!!!
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    • Well you ruined some SKS furniture, nice
      maxrofl 12 jul
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    • that’s what i call redneck engineering
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    • Jeez how big is your lawn that it takes 2 hours
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    • I have an SKS
      Excedrin 12 jul
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    • When you gotta now the grass but a bow is coming over for your daughter
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    • I have that same sks in my arms rn, except mine has it's bayonet, and it's original wood
      _Saitama_ 12 jul
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    • Nice AR 75
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    • Mother land? I like Russia but...this ain’t Russia
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    • Comrade where is your extendo mag
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    • What people in Minneapolis think when I tell them I’m a farmer from rural Greater MN
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    • Damn it really takes u 2 hours to trim some grass?
      IG86 12 jul
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    • Kids who have never mowed the lawn “iT dOesNt tAke 2 hOurS”
      ecksd 12 jul
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    • Yes mother fucking haa brother
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    • Defend the Mower Land
      WlLLG 12 jul
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    • And fuck cows at 6
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    • ‘MERICA
      Audi_R8 11 jul
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    • Twisted metal
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    • It wouldn’t be the motherland bruh
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    • When you gotta now the grass at 3 and the people at 5
      memeesrme 11 jul
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    • Mow down the Brits
      bugz2211 11 jul
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    • Does anybody have the video of the guy riding a lawn mower with the fucken 357 screaming I have the power of God
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    • Needs to be a remington 514
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    • People who buy SKS's are too poor minded to nut up and buy a real AK
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    • This is what Rand Paul should have had on his mower
      MadJack38 11 jul
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    • I have one of those with a Bayonett and everything
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    • Classic fudd
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    • Ewww dirty commie rifle
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    • DEFEND THE MOWER LAND
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    • why the motherland?
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    • when crazy dave has had enough of your plant and zombie drama
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    • Sks is sexy
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    • That would destroy the hood of his lawnmower
      gyser 11 jul
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    • Snake charmer
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    • Vadim Blyat
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    • You could mow the grass and mow down the invaders.
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    • content not available more
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    • Texas alone has more guns than the motherland
      I1G6L7o0 11 jul
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    • Op sks?
      _Arty_ 11 jul
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    • Riding on top of capitalism in a Communist post is a bit ironic
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    • Buddy that’s a god damn John Deere. More like defend the American land
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    • That is how you mow the grass during a zombie apocalypse.
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    • Excuse you American, in soviet Russia the grass fights back, so this is for farmer protection.
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    • Where can I get a John Deere AK skin for csgo
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    • The mower land
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    • I have the power of god
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    • That paint job is vile
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    • Should I get an sks?
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    • the sks is 1000 times better than the ebr
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    • Too bad the sks wasnt really used by the soviets despite the the fact it was designed and made by them, the chinese and vietcong used them way more, mainly because the chinese company built them and the vc got them from the russians
      snow_dick 10 jul
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    • I have a Nicro SKS that has a 20 round internal magazine than the standard 10. I love it and it's an awesome rifle. Sad that it was a commie gun than a freedom gun but hey, I'll use it for freedom.
      Katpeople 10 jul
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    • Looks like a bean bag gun
      kapelusz 10 jul
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    • Well that’s somewhat true about Russia and the John Deer tractors
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    • Fucking lefty
      mannn2283 10 jul
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    • This shit happens in the USA
      elejefe 10 jul
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    • I shot an sks once it made me cum
      Nicdog05 10 jul
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    • Mmm yes Mosin
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    • This never makes sense it should not take that long to mow a fucking lawn
      ddog928 10 jul
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    • Senorbubz 10 jul
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    • BrevonNe 10 jul
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    • In America, it is the Homeland. As in Homeland Security. Not Motherland Security, you fuckin dunce.
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    • In case of 30-40 feral hogs
      Dase420 10 jul
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    • When you gotta now your lawn at 3 but defend it against protesters at 4
      kcino1 10 jul
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