• Germany: "Our biggest mistake was fighting a war on
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    • Back to back world championships, let's go for a 3peat
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    • Bro we fucked Japan up island to island.
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    • Well 2 fronts for germany literally 360 degrees around them because they fought north into Scandinavia east into russia west into France Belgium and England and south into africa
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    • Respect to the seagull on the top, absolute chad trying to take on that eagle for his bitch
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    • Three actually.
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    • One of my favorite historical facts is that Germany and Japan would tell it’s soldiers to not get too close to Americans troops because they all played baseball and were dangerously accurate with grenades and could throw them farther than the Germans and Japanese soldiers
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    • We nuked Japan so hard that they invented Anime
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    • America and Canada are damn near invincible as allies all because we are so hard to invade because of our geography
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    • Germany was fighting literally every country around it and wars in Africa
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    • Bruh, America is an ocean away from both
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    • I think geography played a massive role for the USA and Canada. While almost every other nation had their factories and cities bombed to shit the America’s were nearly unhindered. So full unchallenged military might combined with all the Allies brilliant minds
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    • Japan imported 90% of its oil in 1941; mainly from the U.S, Britain and the Netherlands. When they refused to stop taking over territory, all 3 aforementioned countries put an embargo on Japan. Ironically, this embargo now made Japans expansion a necessity; by taking over places like the...
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    • To be fair to the Germans and the japs they had to face a nation they couldn’t really touch with any meaningful force unless said nation came to them. The US had all the initiative against the Germans, and after midway all of it against the Japs. Plus the Russians were willing to let somewhere
      BatSpurt 2 jul
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    • I like playing japan in hoi4 and taking on all the allies at once, meanwhile Germany is getting hammered on two fronts in Europe
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    • This would be true IF we were fighting alone, which we weren't. Germany was on its own post 1943, Japan couldn't help them. On the other hand, America had Britain, Canada, countless resistance fighters, Brazil, Italy helping in the West just to name a few
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    • If Germany hadn’t went to war with Russia they could’ve won all europe
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    • Difference is, the US had the help of the soviets, British, and other allies while Germany was basically on its own
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    • Correct me if im wrong but didn't the US keep itself pretty much out of the war until Japan attacked pearl habor... Pretty much at the end of the war when germany had allready started to loose and didn't do much more than make sure the war ended sooner 1/2
      Hefas 2 jul
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    • Ah yes, Germany was focusing on America and not Russia. You can tell because 80-90% of German troops were on the Eastern front.
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    • Russia defeated Germany America just helped
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    • Were we really in a WAR with Japan? I mean fuck we stayed out of it. They started it by attacking us. And we responded, (granted maybe a lil bit too aggressively) and they said “fuck alright my bad”
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    • You forget that America also had Russia and another country on their side so yeah
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    • “ActUalLy tHeRe wERe tHr-“ shut the fuck up
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    • Germany’s biggest downfall is one word: oil
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    • Yeah it was the Russians, not us who dogfucked both of them
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    • Ngl; bald eagles are kinda wimpy compared to some others from other places they don’t even hunt as much as we think they just eat whatever
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    • Man as a Brit I really appreciate Americans help in WW2 but most Americans forget that most of the war was fought before they intervened in Europe, respect for fighting japan though that was an all US front
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    • Ignore France, UK , New Zealand, and Australia fighting Germany cause merica powerful
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    • I see alot of people talking shit on how much the us really helped win the German front. Like come on we started fighting late but we were helping from the start sending weapons oil food ammo and every other resource the French and British needed like yall would have lost no doubt.
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    • Yeah but America had that impenetrable ocean that neither Japan or Germany could cross. Also they were more focused on the European front and when that ended then they focused on the pacific
      Tron70 2 jul
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    • That wasnt 2 fronts.. it was 2 opponents. Different thing.
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    • Here come the simps for Russia claiming that Russia actually won the war
      Heron 5 jul
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    • Bruh the germans were fucked by many nations not just the US.
      Manda_O 2 jul
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    • But did we lose? Lmao Japan sank a boat and we unleashed the sun twice
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    • If anyone is interested there is an excellent “History of WWII” podcast on Spotify that is very detailed and explains the people involved and their past, how they became the leaders of the combatant powers, the stupid French politics that undermined their brave soldiers and led to their defeat, and
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    • You do realize America actually had very little combat in Germany no the hole time we were sh00ting the Japanese or as my grandfather who fought in Japan in WW2 called them "slant eyed bastards"
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    • Funs out guns out
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    • Yeah except America joined late it’s not like they were in it for just as long
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    • HydraCo 2 jul
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    • Germany lost ww2 before the us got involved. They where losing the battle of Britain they straight up had no chance against the Soviets. Us joined a winning war and fought Japan. The Pacific was was the real fight and it was very close.
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    • But none of those fronts were coming into the US. We just sent our troops overseas, so it wasn’t about the number of fronts but total numbers.
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    • We do have the advantage of being overseas and not directly neighboring many countries.
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    • Yeah except we had decent allies while Germany had a pussy Italian and retarded Japan. 1 Couldn't fight without germany holding it's hand and the other decided to start a war with the only other major power house of a country for no reason. Which resulted in America fighting on 2 fronts
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    • I like how nobody talks about Canada’s contribution in the world wars. Canadian soldiers back in the day were fucking ruthless and could do things other soldiers couldn’t
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    • Imagine being so massive that you launch invasions on 3 separate continents at the same time and have to cross oceans to reach any of them
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    • America was barely in the war.
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    • A we were far away from both and B we mostly focused on Japan. Germany's biggest issue was they were fucking dumb, more people died building their "superweapons" than were ki11ed by them and most could be generously called a "barely functional bad idea"
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    • They fought Germany first and mostly ignored japan
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    • Japan lost the war for the axis powers tbh, America was on its ass just supplying rather than fighting and the war was going their way before pearl harbor, also this meme isnt true,russia was already making good progress into a counter attack after stalingrad but having America helped finish it
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    • Actually for Germany it was in every way possible. North, East, South and West. And it was Germany alone vs 50 countries. For 1 vs 50 Germany did pretty fucking great. America just had one because the allies had Germany so all they had to do was worry about Japan.
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    • We lost a lot more men on the German from than the Pacific front
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    • I think that when it comes to Germany, the USSR did most of the heavy lifting but when it comes to Japan that's 100 percent America
      noonMan 2 jul
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    • Maybe if someone didn't invade Russia during winter
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    • It was more like several fronts but okay
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    • Did we or did we not fuck up both of these assholes though. Image it though Germany minding its own business and Japan barges in a says “Germany guess what”. Germany: “What” Japan: “I just bombed an American harbor where most of there navy is at” Germany: “.... You did WHAT” Japan: “uhhh oh shhhit.”
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    • Congrats on coming in at the end and throwing some bombs
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    • No_Sauce_
      That's not how it went. Russia handled Germany while the US handled Japan. Was there overlap? Yes but not for the most part. This is American propaganda, not history
      No_Sauce_ 2 jul
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    • There will never be another world war. If a country wants to get to us they will do it through a virus like china did.
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    • We McDonald’s the fuck outta em
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    • If WWIII ever happens we need to drop 2 more nukes on Japan except these ones need to be named Big Nigga and Lil Homie
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    • You guys know that AH only invaded Russia because Germany was out of oil, right?
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    • The pacific war has some insane stories too! Feel like underrated isn’t a good word but that’s what I’d go with I guess.
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    • Well, Japan wasn’t thrusting an invasion on us. Germany had two direct invasions from Russia and Britain.
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    • America fighting on 2 fronts? They fighting oceans or something?
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    • blue_too 2 jul
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    • Main difference was our geological advantage. The fronts for Germany were on the same continent as them, our fronts were mostly oceans away
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    • You know, our currency isn't backed by gold and silver
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    • I can finally use this picture
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    • France has a better K/D prove me wrong
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    • Can’t mess with the king
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    • Germany made the mistake of attacking Russia. Had they kept the deal they had with them, it would have been VERY different.
      Halflock 2 jul
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    • Ok retard
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    • U forgetting the Russians who wiped out a very large chunk of the german army
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    • To be fair to Germany, our large population and large amounts of resources certainly helped. Also, Russia
      Wulfske 2 jul
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    • The US almost lost the Pacific, Japan was close to invading Hawaii, but after Germany surrendered and our full force went to Japan, things quickly unraveled
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    • 2 fronts??? They had like 15 fronts 😂 then they decided to fuck with russia while they are at it
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    • Lol not really but ok
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    • Us involvement in Europe mostly was giving Russians tanks
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    • Awe the birdy is trying to help his friend
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    • And we beat that ass.
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    • Y'all forget America is surrounded by ocean and not countries that hate us...oh wait.
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    • Didn't the Chinese hate fucking Japan? I heard Japan kicked their fucking ass in world war II.
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    • Already just saying Germany was fighting a 3vs 27 I don’t think what they did was right but they where technically superior by far if they could hold out against almost the entire world for so long
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    • This is not the same thing at all. We had an ocean on both sides as a buffer zone. Also, the Russians were keeping the Germans well occupied with the vast majority of german troops and guns in the eastern front.
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    • The US was far from most of the fighting, it makes it hard to send troops I've but it makes it harder for them to retaliate
      Yolo3573 2 jul
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    • So 30+ million soviet casualties mean nothing lol
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    • Germany definitely would've won if America didn't get involved and loser didnt ignore his generals
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    • Can you count Germany as front with the rest of the world backing you?
      TaddPohl 2 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • Back when being an American was something everyone wanted
      HvTYeti 2 jul
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    • Bruh, yea we did kick ass, but we can’t forget that they were hard at war for a bit before we showed up
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