When the teacher almost caught
you cheating so you hit em with
peepman peepman
13 may
When the teacher almost caught you cheating so you hit em with
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living
@Sp
@Sp y]
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
AFloridian AFloridian
22 jun
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sp @Sp y] Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
MajorBigWille MajorBigWille
30 oct 2020
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Lonethefox Lonethefox
18 feb
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat
"er, > Oe
A\
ACCEPTABLE
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
When you ask your crush for a pussy pic and she sends a pitcture of her cat "er, > Oe A\ ACCEPTABLE
POV: You're a task in electrical
fy al d
MufflnMan MufflnMan
5 oct 2020
POV: You're a task in electrical fy al d
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
SpongeBob Facts!
SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @
Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19
SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band
Geeks at exactly PM on December
31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
Lego_Plo_Koon Lego_Plo_Koon
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob Facts! SPONGEBOB FACT: It seems like a lot of you assholes didn't do this last year. Thanks for nothing @ Facts! @spongbo... 29 Dec 19 SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band Geeks at exactly PM on December 31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can...
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
sad_great sad_great
27 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes
AS ff!
linearLove linearLove
21 sep 2020
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes AS ff!
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
"Best. Necklace. Ever."
angelic_meme_theft angelic_meme_theft
23 sep 2020
"Best. Necklace. Ever."
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person
ChickenWar ChickenWar
26 feb
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person