• 8:00 AM: Too tired to think
Noon: Too tired to think
5:00 PM: Too tired to think
Midnight: How do dragons
blow out candles??
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    • Just because they can breathe fire, doesn't mean they only breathe fire
      Anon254 26 jul
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    • Dragons can breath without breathing flames, else they'd continually be afire
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    • Idk how do humans cum and piss?
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    • Wings
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    • Blow with nose
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    • They fart on it
      BigBro 26 jul
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    • They have a thing called 'Wings', y'know.
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    • They breathe on it, they choose when fire comes out
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    • With its fucking wings you dumbass
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    • With their nose
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    • Pixar - "write that down, write that down now."
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    • They can breath without fire
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    • Well dragons breath normal, it’s the stomach that the fire is in, so every time fire comes out they are basically burping. So they can, in fact, blow out candles.
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    • Fart
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    • they don’t need candles?
      pplargo 28 jul
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    • With their wings. Next question.
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    • Simple. They piss on it, next question
      chopstew 27 jul
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    • They don't, they're not real
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    • Elder spyro
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    • boomer humor
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    • Spyro noooooo
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    • He almost looks like Spyro
      Maxolotl 26 jul
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    • Spyro is that you?
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    • Damn spyro’s having a mid-life crisis
      NotNard 26 jul
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    • With great power, comes the eternal damnation of never getting what you wish for.
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    • Probably thare wings in the game dragons dogma that literally push you over with the wind thare wings make
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    • They don’t, they use lightbulbs
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    • Inhale
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    • They blow out. Like I'm pretty sure that's a controlled thing
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    • how much does a polar bear weigh?
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    • With their farts obviously
      Prophetic 26 jul
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    • Me at midnight: Why was that featured
      Niccole 29 jul
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    • Don’t look at my meme in my profile
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    • Let’s take a moment of silence for everyone who has missed the point...
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    • With their wings if we assume they can't breate normally
      Jin_Kaz 29 jul
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    • They pinch it out
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    • They choose when to breathe fire by flexing a muscle under their spark pouch to ignite a spark which allows them to blow fire outwards. If they don't flex this muscle, only air comes out. Based on Ernest Drake's Dragonology.
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    • The breath fire when they want to
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    • Some have sapien like hands
      Mad_Laden 29 jul
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    • They fart
      shade103 29 jul
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    • Farts
      Mat_Dog 29 jul
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    • I like to believe a dragon breathes fire like when they do what humans do when they try to hawk up mucus, or something like that
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    • the same way ur mom blows me
      pp_cucc 29 jul
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    • No midnight im loopy
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    • This has been featured more than the amount of likes my comment will get
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    • They sniff.
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    • uh because they don't constantly breathe fire
      Lemmy 29 jul
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    • Flap they’re wings
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    • Wings
      4skebo 28 jul
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    • Candles don’t exist retard
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    • Spyro let himself go
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    • U are so
      Adri_Mac 28 jul
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    • they don't because dragons do not exist
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    • Its more like 3AM
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    • Spyro let himself go...
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    • They breath fire like Haaaaaa and we blow out candles like hoooo
      Cheezez 28 jul
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    • They spit fire they don't breath it
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    • Do dragons fart fire?
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    • Fresh take on dragons, their circulatory system runs on fire and their lungs turn oxygen into fire to bring it into the blood stream, they can do the same thing with water because it’s a really powerful system so they can do both above and submerged living
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    • They sigh through their nose
      ImAmnesia 28 jul
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    • The can breathe normally-
      loololl 28 jul
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    • I woke up at 6:40am today (cuz my dog was growling or something lol) and I’m feeling good cuz I don’t even feel sleepy, feels good
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    • My boi Spyro aint doin so well after they sold him to Activision
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    • Lick it like grandma's do with their fingers
      Taifens 28 jul
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    • Wings, if no wings then a simple tail swipe,
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    • It’s easy. They don’t exist
      NewLogo 28 jul
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    • They are dragons why would they care
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    • Spyro put on some weight.
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    • They melt the whole candle so there is nothing left to burn
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    • Dragons aren’t real
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    • Flap of the wings
      Pruviia 28 jul
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    • TreyWae 28 jul
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    • Nose
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    • I imagine most dragons would have to make a conscious effort to breath flame rather than have it be a constant
      Noons_n 28 jul
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    • They exhale smoke from their nostrils and starve the candle of oxygen.
      BRB14 28 jul
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    • Flapping wings
      aII_duck 28 jul
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    • Flap thier wings
      SonGaku 28 jul
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    • This is annoying
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    • The do the little tiny whistle blow thing
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    • So you know how we can blow cold air but can also switch it to hot air or whatever. Guessing they can blow differently and ones fire and ones just normal air. Crazy
      TjMiller 28 jul
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    • By blowi- oh, I get it now
      Kermiit 28 jul
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    • They use theyre wings to make a gust of wind
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    • breathe in?
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    • Shel Silverstein taught that dragons blow candles on
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    • Tail whip
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    • Inhale
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    • Bipolar
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    • The candles are actually made of ice so instead of blowing out their candles, they melt them out.
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    • It won't burn if there's nothing left to burn
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    • By inhaling
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    • Facebook moment
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    • Same way we can fart or shit. Or piss and cum.
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    • Or the dragon could lick the candle
      0reoz 27 jul
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    • They just put their hand or whatever on it.
      gorbla 27 jul
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    • Spyro let himself go
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    • I haven’t done anything all day like the useless waste of space I am, but the memes are ok
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    • With air
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    • Nostrils
      Pickletta 27 jul
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    • That's like saying how do they breathe without breathing fire.
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