• Founding Fathers
Strapped Down In Graves To
Prevent Further Spinning
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    • Washington did warn us about the two party system
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    • It would be a source of energy if you could harness it.
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    • The founding fathers would despise both of the candidates. Change my mind.
      Approxy 8 aug
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    • There was never supposed to be a two party system
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    • This gave me a good laugh
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    • BREAKING: unable to continue spinning, George Washington's skeleton has simply started screaming. Ben Franklin continues to hump his casket lid.
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    • It remains to be seen if this is working.
      020447 7 aug
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    • If brought back to life they would musket the shit out of democrats
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    • With all the rolling they be doing we could probably turn it into a new source of renewable energy
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    • If they were alive rn they’d lead another revolution. Both sides are terrible. Time to salt the earth
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    • Feel like they would react like the first hokage in naurto when he got revived, "40+ presidents? Oh shit we still a nation?"
      KinkySM 7 aug
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    • George Washington is the only revolutionary leader in history that tried to give power to the people instead of usurping it for himself
      capncook 8 aug
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    • You fucking idiots just hook up a generator to them why are we wasting potential like this
      Flubnub3 8 aug
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    • Read the manuals. Read the books
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    • Yeah guys, if they keep doing dumb shit the Historical Ghost Society is gonna have to come back to the mortal world. Check my pinned post on how to join the HGS!
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    • Brought back to life to see the america they built has been bought and manipulated into America Inc. Where the public servant is defunded for private security, allowing the elites to not be bound to the same laws of the land. A landscape of screens that command their rabble to fight amongst each...
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    • America will trash other nations, and then set their standards lower instead of fixing their problems
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    • I know. They can't believe that Creepy Joe Biden is even a possibility.
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    • I like how the skull has a wig on it so we know he’s a founding father
      Planters 9 aug
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    • This is app is becoming as political as FB
      fluff890 8 aug
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    • George looking at Trump and Obama "why is there a carrot and potato in office?"
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    • so all I have to say is "Both sides are shit" and Im considered smart?
      TreesusR 10 aug
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    • Hook up a motor and we got endless electricity to power our bullshit
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    • Use them as a perpetual power plant
      Just_Zip 8 aug
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    • Fucking idiots saying "they'd beat up x party cuz my party is right" missed the entire point
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    • MemeSir 8 aug
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    • Anything political: happens. 8th grade intellectuals about to say that George Washington didn't want political parties: >:(
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    • Unstrap them. Place them inside a custom generator. Boom. Infinite energy.
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    • This is a very republican site heavy if I insist.. TikTok is just a bunch of democratic shit heads who think they have a voice in everything.. thinking they are the change.. when really they help the issues even more
      MCCRUZ 9 aug
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    • So sad that kids will never be taught how FUCKING AMAZING this country really is.
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    • The country is run by satan worshipping Freemasons who keep child sex slaves... how would the founding fathers not love it?
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    • Why would they spin
      SergeyT 10 aug
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    • ThEy WeRe RaCiSt! FuCk AmErIcA!
      BotNick 8 aug
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    • I dont get it
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    • It's a fuckin zombie
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    • Missed opportunity to use wooden teeth
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    • Washington warned us about party systems, getting involved in unrelated foreign affairs, and our own government power grabbing.
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    • Spinning in their graves like fucking beyblades
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    • Didn’t know hair fossilized
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    • Just thinking of ol’ Washington’s skeleton doing a barrelroll like a sausage
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    • I wonder if both sides will blindly blame the other in the comments?
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    • Heh rolling in their graves
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    • If yall are so much better than the candidates why don't you retards run for something instead of whining on ifunny.
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    • Edp is voting for trump btw
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    • The founding fathers have been spinning since the minute we outlawed chattel slavery
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    • What is this I don’t get the joke
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    • Check out me dressed up as a femboy on my acc
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    • “The founding fathers would be just as pissed at Republicans even though they aren’t the ones tearing down statues of them, burning down cities, and violating 1st Amendment right to assemble in their own homes in New York”
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    • I mean, Some of them were spinning in their graves when slavery was outlawed, so let’s not value their opinions TO much.
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    • Yeah they started spinning when on January 1st 1863 cause they were mostly slave owners
      Trot_Bot 8 aug
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    • A bunch of old white slave owners🤢
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    • Palical parts should not exist
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    • We must kiII the democrats. All of them. Even the supporters. For the republic. For democracy.
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    • Its trumps fault
      sbdjsiao 8 aug
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    • Let the slave owners keep spinning
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    • Wth....
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    • i don’t get it
      datboe 11 aug
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    • We could hook one of them up to a generator and create enough energy to reverse global warming at this point
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    • Speeeeeeen
      Brozone 11 aug
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    • There's no question in my mind that if they were alive today, they'd have led another revolution. They wouldn't stomach 10% of the shit we do daily.
      JCLEMZ 11 aug
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    • @georgewashingtonsghost unblock me you fucking whore. Scared of this ass eating?
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    • Literally who gives a fuck what they think
      Kips 11 aug
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    • What about MLk
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    • Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    • Should let them spin, generate electricity. They could probably power Chicago.
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    • Yeah strapping then down would be karma for how many slaves they all collectively had? Lmao y'all so basic
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    • Perpetual energy
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    • George Washington would beat Trump’s ass.
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    • That's so they quit rolling in their graves at the state of our country right now
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    • George Washington died before the first dinosaur bone was discovered so he died not knowing dinosaurs existed.
      xjesse 10 aug
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    • The founding fathers would shit themselves if they saw a grocery store, don't think they could even understand what the world is now
      LaCabra 10 aug
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    • Spinning? What spinning?
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    • Thomas jefferson also said that every twenty years the constitution should be rewritten. Something like “The next generation shouldnt have to follow the laws of their fathers”
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    • All those rich white dudes in power would be so shitty with all these rich white dudes in power!
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    • Defund the two party system
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    • President Valentine do be spinning
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    • Damn I didn’t know George was into bondage 😳
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    • Spinning? Presidents? Why does this sound familiar?
      jetthejo 9 aug
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    • In my town they're gonna change the names of the elementary schools (Wilson, Jefferson, etc) because the presidents were "racist"
      ned9 9 aug
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    • I'm gonna fucking sh00t myself to escape this hellscape of America so I can go chill with Abe the Babe and George Fucksington in Heaven
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    • The n@zi crap we deal with from the left is Worse that the English tyranny was
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    • Spinning? I dont get it
      JoMan 9 aug
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Do people randomly get blocked? Slenderfur apparently blocked me cause when I tried to smile his feature I got a message saying something like "no can do. Access denied" is this common?
      Ehazo 9 aug
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    • Kanye West is the answer, he's Kanye
      Vacuum 9 aug
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