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'In the name of the Father, the Son and
the Holy Water Gun'
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    • Imagine telling ur kid that they were baptized with a water gun, thats awesome
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    • "In the name of the Father, Son, and that MF Glock". There. I fixed the shitty ass joke. Even mine wasn't funny
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    • Broski99 2 jul
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    • Wonder what the world record for most ranged baptism is
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    • I don’t get baptizing kids
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    • Where's the money Lebowski?!?
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    • With all due respect for those that are religious, why not allow your child to become old enough to make their own decisions about why they believe instead of forcing your ideas into the from birth?
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    • "The parents aren't wearing masks because they need to breath gods oxygen"
      Vimmier 2 jul
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    • Xeshi 3 jul
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    • For the preacher there among them had a big iron on his hip
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    • Baptizing a baby does nothing because they cant accept god
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    • god damn this is just the funniest shit ever jesus fucking christ
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    • Give us the girl and wipe away the debt.
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    • Why people don’t use this method in demon movies I’ll never know
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    • If/ when I have a kid I’m not going to Baptize them. There’s zero point to it. OOOO he got dunked in water. That’s why I won’t expose/ teach them about religion till I give them “the talk”.
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    • I really want a show where a bunch of demon hunters run around with super soakers full of holy water
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    • How Apple thinks the world will be with no gun emoji
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    • “At the final supper, Jesus took the squirt gun, blessed it, and sprayed it upon his desiples.”
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    • Don't baptize your babies.
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    • *holy water gun
      joe46 3 jul
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    • Amen.
      Radjeck 3 jul
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    • Imagine showing this picture to a medieval serf
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    • That's it, no more original sin. This ends here.
      Gibby421 2 jul
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    • Then they fucked...and the priest wasn’t satisfied so he did her son too
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    • Or this is just an execution with a dumb mom.
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    • Parry this you filthy casual.
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    • In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit, you’re ‘boutta catch this heat
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    • Now we are missing the Holy Shotgun and Holy AR -15
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    • Turns out it's actually loaded with bullets. Whoopsie hehe
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    • Why is no one making boondock saints jokes out of this?
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    • In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Glock
      TefDaddy 2 jul
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    • But the baby isn’t wearing a mask though and neither is it’s parents.
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    • Baptized, motherfucker
      jds014 2 jul
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    • iNigga
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    • I'm just saying, and this is my personal opinion, you shouldn't baptize your kid. I'm not saying to never do it, but what's the point in baptizing them if they themselves haven't chosen to accept God into their life? Baptism is meant to be a public testimony of your faith that you've accepted God.
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    • I saw this somewhere else that said that after COVID ends we should continue keeping priest 6ft away from kids
      vaggy 3 jul
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    • Via con dios
      Doopkin 2 jul
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    • If their God is protecting them, why do they need to do social distance and masks??
      Niccole 3 jul
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    • Holy fuck I'm early for once
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    • My grandparents are very catholic and I found out that they wanted me to be baptized but my mom is Christian, and she said no and thats why they refused to babysit me as a toddler. When I got sick and was there for a week when I was 6, they didnt want me to leave. Hm. I bet we wouldve been closer
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    • Stupid catholics
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      Krystal 2 jul
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    • “I’ll see you in hell”
      t_k_k 6 jul
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    • *forgets to switch from glock to squirter*
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    • Hallowed be thy aim
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    • The Catholic Church is a scam
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    • "SOCIALLY DISTANCING " BLYAT
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    • Stay strapped or get holy spirit clapped
      88ww88 5 jul
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    • Wow not one cop came and shot him for pointing a gun at a child... that proves this is a race issue
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    • Gangster
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    • If i had known I could have shot babies in the face with a water pistol, I would have finished divinity school.
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    • You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding, and disrespect her and her husband?
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    • Are you fucking serious I walk out
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    • forgot a comma after son
      kstove96 5 jul
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    • Not much faith here I guess....
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    • In the name of the, hol up stand a bit closer, no closer this thing was cheap, ok, in the- whoop theres still air in the tubbing, gimme one second here
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    • Pull up on the priest he gunna pull his piece
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    • Why not bless a lot of people with a holy hand grenade
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    • In the name of the father, ghost and holy water gun, Watch your sin be undone
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    • Didn’t The Office do something like this with an assassin priest?
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    • Captioned ruined the image.
      Vestix 4 jul
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    • "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee…"
      M4Life 4 jul
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    • “See you in heaven you bastard”.
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    • I wanna be baptized like that
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    • In the name of god imma cap yo ass
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    • He should have used a super soaker
      psebat 4 jul
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    • what if he misses a couple of times and he just tells them to leave
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    • Oh boy. Can’t wait for another obese person to enter the world....
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    • And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
      BpizOzaX 4 jul
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    • Thats adorable
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    • Shit looks American to me
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    • Boondocks Saints 3 ?
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    • Fill the gun with milk
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    • Wtf why his thing out
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    • Now photoshopp out the water gun and lady holding the baby and you get Darth Papis
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    • The holy hand gun
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    • “In the name of the father, son, and Holy Spirit, I send you back to hell
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    • Protestants in the comment section watching people not understand Catholics: "Yep, been there, done that."
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    • If the priest needs to wear a mask and baptize with a water gun in order to keep a safe distance, is there an absolute need to baptize the baby right now? It shouldn’t be a priority, I think, if those measures have to be taken
      scruples 4 jul
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    • Not the only thing he shot at a little kids face
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    • I dont understand, why baptize a baby?
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    • I think that's what they did for Rin Okumura
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    • time to meet Jesus
      Kaiokenn 4 jul
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    • I don’t get why people on ifunny trash talk stuff they have no knowledge of because it looks stupid. Apparently, people don’t like that idea that they’re born in sin. And because THEY disagree, it’s stupid and wrong.
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    • “Go get the Jesus hose”
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    • The first non July 4 meme I’ve seen today, after maybe 40
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    • “Give me the child”
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    • Fuck religion
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    • Forgot your Oxford comma
      atorr101 4 jul
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    • Wouldn’t they just use that thing they shake around at Easter?
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