• Me: Are women as horny as men?
Lady Friend: Definitely.
Me: Well I'd have sex with you,
would you have sex with me?
Me: Well there ya go.
LF: But I'm not attracted to you.
Me: Yeah, I'm not attracted to you
either.
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    • Women be caring about personality n shit for a one night stand. Shit makes no sense
      dWat2dHop 26 jun
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    • This
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    • Woman have sex with who they want, men have sex with who they can. 🤭
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    • Women have this power to NOT sleep with another person, regardless of their looks, even though they’re horny. Their ladyballs must be blue af sometimes
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    • Men have about a three times higher sex drive than women
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    • Its so much easier to have an attractive body as a female. If your a girl you just have to be thin and people with find you attractive. hips dips or small tits a lot of guys really dont care. But if your a guy you cant be skinny because then your scrawny but if your chubby your, well, chubby so you
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    • THAT'S MY POINT!
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    • Horny does not mean desperate
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    • Idk how dudes can do this. I have to like SOMETHING, the way you are your face your body. You can’t just be ugly and a bitch and I’ll still smash for the sake of getting pussy. Some thirsty ass niggas
      Osallo 26 jun
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    • I find that as I started actually pulling women and I had options . I could say no. And holy shit. It’s the best feeling when you know you can get laid even if you say no. It’s power. Personally and sexually.
      dukesk8r_ 27 jun
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    • My bud (who is single and get lots a chicks) is always complaining about chicks just laying there not doin anything, thats super lame af but also, female friends of mine expect men to understand theor wants and needs, but as individuals and adults, we need to be asking our partners what they 1/2
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    • we’re horny not desperate
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    • Women dont want to have sex as much as dudes because 80% of dudes fucking suck in bed. Not because they arent horny.
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    • I knew my girlfriend was the girl I was gonna marry when, after my college graduation ceremony ended and I got to her, she told me how proud she was of me then said "Its been 3 hours. Let's fuck." Then drove us home at 100+ mph to pin me to the bed and ride me.
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    • I feel like this is because of two things. Actually giving a sh*t who you screw is a sign of humanity, plus, you don't want the risk of getting pregnant from a severe as*hole
      lynnsan 26 jun
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    • It’s more like woman gotta be real selective on who they fuck because we get judged if we aren’t perfectly pure.
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    • Ifunny calls all women whores then complain that women won’t have sex with them. Interesting.
      ancats 26 jun
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    • Women have to be more cautious when sleeping with a guy because they’re the ones who will have a baby growing inside if they aren’t careful. Then get shit on if they are thinking about abortion.
      LegaSea 27 jun
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    • Fuck Wamens. Me and my homies hate Wamens.
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    • Being horny is not the same as being a slut. Wanting to fuck a lot = horny. Being willing to fuck anyone = slut.
      GryffinTG 27 jun
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    • NoPfpChan 26 jun
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    • This is literally copy and paste dialogue from " That 70s show"
      GP_YMG 27 jun
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    • Which is exactly why "I'd fuck you" is not a compliment from a guy.
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    • The male body isnt as attractive as female body. Its weirdly shaped if u arent just ripped. Its hairy, smelly. Girls on the other hand dont have to be in amazing shape to look great. Its just easier to be attracted to them
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    • Yeah but if she did you’d call her a slut
      __Monika 26 jun
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    • Just because we are horny doesn't mean we'll fuck anything with a pulse. There's something called standards, if you don't have them it's not because you're too horny it's because you have no self respect.
      imbackk 27 jun
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    • He’s got a point
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    • Men and women's sex drives are different. Women are compelled to mate with a "superior" partner. Men are compelled to mate with "as many" partners as possible.
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    • Dude I’m still horny af, but there are standards to follow.
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    • When society places all of the responsibility on you if there's any sex, you bet your ass we still do risk assessment even if we're horny. And a lot of guys don't take care of their partner's needs. Probably safer and better to just masturbate.
      keiome 26 jun
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    • Yall fuck anything that breathes, huh?
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    • Men are willing to lower their standards for sex, women aren't. Therefore, men are hornier
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    • Wait what. Do men actually have intercourse with people they aren’t attracted to?
      LaJardin 26 jun
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    • Men could dominate the globe single handedly if we werent limited by our horniness
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    • We're just better at controlling it. Just because we don't jump every set of bones we see doesn't mean we don't want to, it's because we know better
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    • There’s a difference in being horny and desperate
      420GetLit 27 jun
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    • Why tf is it always about sex! Control your damn hormones. I broke up with a girl last year cuz of that. She wanted to have sex after a few months of dating, which I made very clear I didn't, she kept pushing the issue. So I bailed. I literally just wanted to enjoy her company, but no, she..
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    • Nah. Just as horny. Way more selective. Endlessly frustrated.
      ognutt 26 jun
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    • How I see it. Women can have many options in which when u have a lot of options ur gonna cancel some out. For guys we don’t have many option so when you only have a little, you go with any options.
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    • I feel like I heard this in a standup bit once. Did this guy just rip it off?
      ProfMemes 27 jun
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    • Women like getting attention they don't really enjoy the act of it as much as men it's just a response to please them
      ArrowC 28 jun
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    • Then why won't yall do a girl who's 300+ lbs? Something doesn't add up.
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    • We have more to lose tho. Pregnancy and shit
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    • Idk man, my ex was sleeping with everyone she laid eyes on
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    • I'm no woman, so I can't attest to whether or not they have an equally high sex drive on average - but from my observation, women are MUCH less likely to act on their (possibly high) sex drives. 1/2
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    • Oh no a woman has the freedom of choice to not fuck you
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    • We're selectively horny. Y'all will just fuck anything with a hole in it 😂
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    • Trinityyy I’m attracted to youuu
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    • Desperate is just an extension of being horny. We're still Hornier.
      TGDjent 29 jun
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    • Theory: average guy is uglier than the average girl
      FeIla 28 jun
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    • Imagine unironically being okay with not having standards and putting your dick in anyone just to get it wet
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    • Men would have sex with any woman to get his rocks off, but will ask the opinion of the woman that he loves. A woman will be unfaithful because she no longer loves the man who loves her.
      MrQ61 26 jun
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    • Women don’t have it easier then men... ATTRACTIVE women do but attractive men have it super easy too
      _69_420_ 27 jun
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    • Women fuck who they want and men fuck who they can. Men marry who they want and women marry who they can.
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    • So she's not as horny as you
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    • Sub for wholesomeness
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    • Why would I sleep with anyone when I can just do myself o.o? Perhaps women enjoy an orgasm alone more than a man does alone. I am a picky (character wise/personality) when I want a bf but if I don't want a bf I am happy to just do myself.
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    • Women can get sex anytime they want essentially, nearly impossible to just ask and receive for guys
      G4vin 27 jun
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    • Women have to say no because then they’re seen as desperate
      ODogX 27 jun
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    • I know a lot of people who need an emotional connection in order to feel comfortable in sexual situations, so there's always that.
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    • Women don’t have a concept to understand the hornyness of men, so don’t @ me.
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    • Basically
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    • A trans person once told me, youre very likely to smash on the first date.
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    • As a dude that settles nothing. She still wants to have sex just not with yo ugly ass
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    • Aren’t men biologically carriers of most STD’s? I though STDs mostly affect the female reproductive system so maybe it’s a typical straight woman’s primal instinct to not fuck any rando male due to the fact he may have a dirty dick that would ruin the species future.
      Kapowow 27 jun
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    • Tom segura’s Disgraceful summs up male vs female horniness perfectly
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    • I don't get it. You guys relate to this? This is how you view the world through your sexless little eyes? This is your reality, eunuch?
      cirice 26 jun
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    • Woman=Woah man
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    • The best part of saying no to going home with a woman is when they get super mad at you just for saying no. They say "you're not really a man then" but you know if the situation were reversed, you'd be a creepy asshole who doesn't understand no means no.
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    • Once a woman DOES find a man shes attractive enough to boink though, her drive will out last or out do his. Theres certain nymphos I just cant keep up with. And I feel like I have higher drive then most guys. Still agree with this meme
      Sly420 27 jun
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    • Just bc women like to have sex doesn’t mean they’ll sleep with you.
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    • Sex drive varies from person to person but on average I do think men are hornier
      4w5INFJ 27 jun
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    • 100% of straight dudes would stick their dicks in any hole girls let them. There is no debate on this.
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    • To be fair a guy who fucks 10 girls is a chad but if a girl fucks 10 guys shes a whore, modern society is slowing on slut shaming though.
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    • Cause there’s very little chance of long term side effects for men. Men’s only side effect if things go wrong is an STD, which can be taken care of. Women can get pregnant, STD’s, public and social judgement, injury if things go SUPER wrong, ridiculed/blackmailed if the guy turns out to be crazy...
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    • Think about from a women’s perspective. You are literally letting someone enter you body. Shit I would be picky too
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    • I don't want sex, I just want love
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    • Standards do not contradict sex drive, neither does a lack of standards prove the thesis. Try again.
      UnHomme 27 jun
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    • Higher standards doesnt mean that women arent as horny as men 🙄🙄
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    • I seriously doubt that my hypomania will allow another human to be more horny than me. But for the sake of argument, the reason that thing happens is because we have the power of choice. No matter how a woman looks or acts, there is a constant stream of men waiting to bone. So we have choices.
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    • Of course I'm just as horny. Problem is, am I gonna have to worry about you having expectations that you are now entilted to sex whenever you want? Cuz no, my life does not revolve around you and I dont need your tantrums.🙃
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    • This
      baker570 27 jun
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    • Girls are hornier than most men I know. But god forbid we have standards and don’t want to have sex with a friend who calls us “lady friend”
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    • She wants to get off, not experience 25 seconds of unsatisfying jackhammering
      StephZoo 27 jun
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    • Women are not as horny as men, however that’s a blessing because men’s sexual emotions often makes them even more unbearable.
      C_tie 27 jun
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    • Just so I can get some sort of confidence to put myself out there and try to find someone, some women like slightly chubby guys right??
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    • I definitely read that in his voice
      jibjab 27 jun
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    • Honestly it’s been so long for me at this point idgaf really I just need some dick 😂
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    • I’m judging as a guy, but when you’re the gender that can potentially get pregnant from sex, you tend to be a little picky who you fuck. What’re your thoughts ladies? 🤔
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    • I mean... I would to if it wasnt dangerous and socially frowned apon, thats a shit example
      ZoeFeild 27 jun
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    • So men only care about sex. Turns out women were right
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    • Women can cum unlimited times while man bust 1 nut and is game over. If you cum and keep cumming that makes them more horny.
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    • He has a new special out on YouTube for free. Check it out it's great. Mark normand
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    • Women are more afraid of society’s judgement lmao
      tizy 27 jun
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