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    • piss on your house to show dominance
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    • If I put water in my dick hole will it inflate like a water balloon? Asking for a friend.
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    • it’s either you get pissed on or you pee on.
      toes420 3 jul
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    • Hrrng house soup
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    • Might as well. You get pissed on by the world on a daily basis
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    • Bright 3 jul
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    • me zoning out in the shower for 45 minutes blasting music
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    • thats why i open my mouth in the shower to drink some
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    • Kind of want a shower now haha (unrelated)
      Porx 3 jul
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    • It’s either get pissed on or smell like piss
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    • The hose is how your house pees on you, but the shower is inside so that’s more like vore
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    • Golden shower?
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    • Life is shit, I am urinal
      japaj 3 jul
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    • It pissed on my fucking wife
      _ACE 5 jul
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    • daviboi 3 jul
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    • Get pissed on, or bathe in the piss. In know my choice, pussy, can you say the same?
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    • Activated my flight or flight. Cursed text
      Blizz 3 jul
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    • the house you pay for water to run through
      pp_cucc 3 jul
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    • The shower is the only place I can practice my waterbending
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    • "Water? You mean like from the toilet bowl?"
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    • Anyone remember that old movie about all those kids who went on strike and so they didn’t have to bathe? I think about that movie a lot. Idk the name tho.
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    • “Why the fuck did I need to see this?”
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    • That’s why it’s always important to piss while you shower. You gotta assert dominance
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    • Conventions in a nutshell.
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    • It's better to piss in the shower than to shower in piss -Obama
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    • That's my fetish
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    • That's why I haven't showered in two months
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    • Smash Tournament players be like
      mvffin 6 jul
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    • smash tournament competitors be like
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    • Well... When you put it that way-
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    • Jokes on you. That’s why I take showers
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    • Do I look like a beta to you?
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    • This is cringe
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    • Yes please
      Billothy 6 jul
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    • Niggas who watch mha be like
      Pride_ 6 jul
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    • This means he is drinking piss when drinking from a water bottle and washing his clothes in piss
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    • Was this written by an indian
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    • Does that mean my house has two d!cks?
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    • Golden shower
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    • HAHAHA LETS FEATURE IT 7 MORE FUCKING TIMES MY FUCKING GOD
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    • This is why I piss in the shower
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    • I’ve seen this before
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    • Watersports is hot
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    • Pee leaves the body... technically (if inside) it would be more like getting internal juices on...
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    • Rain is god pissing on the earth too
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    • I can smell this post
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    • Great. That makes us walking out the door the shit then
      blublub 5 jul
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    • I go to my parents to get pissed on by their house
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    • Pee is stored in the walls
      iGasm 5 jul
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    • Haha not funny
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    • And waterfalls is mother nature peeing
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    • He’s got a point
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    • Wahhhhhhh
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    • I like architectural golden showers
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    • I'm a little disappointed.
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    • All water used in sinks and toilets is filtered and recirculates to your shower. So technically you pissing on yourself.
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    • Mmmm I’d love that ;P
      m137 5 jul
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    • Got excited cuz i thought it said alan watts :^/
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    • how did 50k people find that funny
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    • Redditors be like
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    • I would make a Smash joke, but I don't want to go near that community for another reason now.
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    • dandjman 4 jul
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    • Does that mean they when you take a piss you are pissing into your houses mouth?
      Harbossa 4 jul
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    • More like internally bled on
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    • I named my house R Kelly
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    • Chemical 4 jul
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    • Bath? Do you mean soak in pipe juice? No thanks
      Dolemite 4 jul
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    • Hussy got me acting strange
      Iiar 4 jul
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    • Just waffle stomp the drain in retaliation
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    • Thanks buddy, now there's a new fetish
      SugmaDig 4 jul
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    • Taking a bath is just bathing in piss....
      wuaffl3z 4 jul
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    • I love getting pissed on by my own house
      Q2020 4 jul
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    • It's mutual cuz I piss on the house at the same time
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    • Wait is no one gonna ask what a bath would be then?
      sky8904 4 jul
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    • And god forbid you forget to pay for it too lol
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    • All water is just earth piss, but some of it is stationary
      Flonp_ 4 jul
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    • Arrest your house
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    • no i prefer to bathe in the piss of my home
      CL4P_TP 4 jul
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    • Either that or hallow in your own filth.
      GriZY 4 jul
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    • I’m so terribly sad and done with life... someone wanna send me nudes? 🥺🙏😽
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    • I guess...
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    • Smash players be like
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    • I think it's kinda hot, depending on how far you turn the knob
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    • Born to stink
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    • Yo Alex, watt the fuck
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    • Dude this shit fucking ki11ed me
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    • My house and I piss on each other. It’s a complicated relationship
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    • In this world, you pee on or get peed on
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    • Who’s going to tell him about rain
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    • Golden shower baby
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    • Soooo everyone’s going to ignore the 3 year old drawing for a profile pic
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    • Yeah... what? You smell like a hobos foot go get scrubbed up stanky
      sullyOo 4 jul
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    • I'm down with a golden shower
      GIBBAAAY 4 jul
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    • Smelly
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    • You'll burn in hell otherwise
      sotemox 4 jul
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