• Amazon Worker: *Stops for a bathroom
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    • DArtagnan 23 jun
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    • You know it’s bad there when they run ads about how much they don’t mistreat their employees
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    • blue_too 23 jun
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    • I worked at amazon for 2 days before I quit. It sucked. They really don’t care about you and the work is long and boring. Even though they paid $15 an hour, I will never go back there.
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    • Boss makes 12 billion I make a dime, that's why I poo on company time
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    • Remember when CNN threatened to dox someone for a meme, and nothing changed? I wish we as a community could just publicly share all the terrible shit that these people/companies have done instead of "company bad" and not doing anything to stop them. I wish Amazon wasn't the best online shopping site
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    • Ifunny is smile shaming me now
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    • Jeff is rich
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    • “I can’t be a trillionaire with my warehouse employees having basic human rights.”
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    • lilhuttie 23 jun
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    • I’m straight up sitting in the bathroom on iFunny in Amazon right now
      NvPa 23 jun
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    • Actaully I currently work at an amazon center where they organize and ship out the packages. And they don’t mistreat any of the workers, probably the best place I’ve worked at so far!
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    • Darth bezos
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    • Why would Jeff Bezos be in the Amazon? Seems dangerous.
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    • Working at amazon is easy asf as long as you do your work and dont take excessive 30 minute long bathroom breaks, you're good
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    • Consume her nutrients, I must
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    • My friend works for Amazon and said that Jeff Bezo is so rich because he invented a device that slows down time. In 8 hours it feels like they did 16 hours of work.
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    • Working at Amazon for 3 years, I can safely tell ya that the managers don’t give a damn about you, they barely fix anything, and you can easily get written up for the littlest of things so they can replace ya easily.
      Chubbaca 23 jun
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    • Me: *need a bathroom break* Bosses watching me through every camera in the building:
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    • That’s not funny dude. I just started 2 days ago and have to leave in an hour
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    • Why does the dude look like he’s about to moan
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    • it's hell. I recently started working part time and one of the pipes is broken in a way that water spurts up onto packages from the floor when there is a storm.
      Diglette 23 jun
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    • Work in Amazon sucks at most of it but it’s good as holiday job or for not long time just to earn much money in short time
      Patrox 23 jun
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    • When I worked a my delivery center I would legit go hide in the bathroom to not want to die
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    • You have failed me for the last time
      fuck_boy 23 jun
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    • You know it's bad when Amazon will catch you and fire you immediately after accidentally putting the wrong package and wrong area but it takes them 3+ days to find a corpse in the middle of their shipping center floor
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    • But that $15/hour though...
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    • Forever 23 jun
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    • You can literally use the bathroom whenever you want at my building. Every building is different, some are bad, doesn’t mean the whole company is bad. It depends on the managers.
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    • Jewel 23 jun
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    • Bro 3 hours and 40 minutes with a 20 minute beak, 5 times a week isn't bad. We just throw boxes
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    • You think sits can feel your skin when they force choke you? And if so, do you think any of them ever tried to use the force to grab a titty?
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    • Cock and ball torture
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    • Nah I used to sit in the bathroom for hours bro he doesn't know shit
      BMW528 26 jun
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    • My dad works for amazon they closed the bathroom nearest to his work station so he has to go even farther
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    • Dude i got chewed out and sent home for getting a drink of water at my wrigleys job
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    • “So, you have chosen...death.”
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    • I worked there for 2 months during Christmas time. Spent a lil too much time in the bathrooms n they tracked down my timings and had to talk to HR n got wrote up.. FUCK Amazon
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    • As if amazon would have human workers
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    • I'm in the amazon bathroom taking a shit rn on the clock
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    • As a driver this hits. I’ve almost pissed my pants 3 separate times and I haven’t even been working here for more than a month. God forbid I gotta take a shit
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    • One time I went to the bathroom and found 13 guys chilling in there with a manager till the end of shift
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    • Imagine getting mad about a job you chose to work for and don’t want to follow the rules.
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    • I feel like people could unionize if Amazon was really that mean to their employees
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    • With choking benefits like that. Who wouldn’t want to work for Amazon. “Choke me Daddy”
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    • IF YOU'RE GETTING PAID, THEN QUIT COMPLAININ YOU WORTHLESS SNOWFLAKES!!!! IN THE MILITARY, THEY'LL MAKE YOU PISS IN A CUP AND DRINK IT OF YOU HAD TO PISS!!!!!! THE MILITARY PAYS BETTER TOO BITCHES!!!!!
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    • I worked at an amazon warehouse for a week. It became so bad i had to hide between the boxes and sit because they did not allow you to be off your feet for hours
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    • What's so bad about Amazon? My dad's in his 50's, he's been working there for a year now and hasn't complained a bit
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    • It’s 17 and hour and you get 20 min of paid personal time a week to go piss not to mention ye er hour you work you get a certain percent of paid and unpaid time for it that’s separate from the 20 peepee time we get
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    • Yet someone can have a heart attack and die on the line and they “aren’t discovered” for 20 minutes
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    • Yo I just sat down on the toilet in amazon and this immediately popped up.
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    • I work at the warehouse as a packer, if you don’t scan something after 5 minutes you get Time off task, if you are the one at the end of the shift you get written up. Well I got 4 hours out of one day and got written up because the line was down all damn day so now if I get written up one more time
      Exile 29 jun
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    • “He EaRnEd HiS mOnEy”
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    • jojaroni 26 jun
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    • Unless you’re Muslim, then you get unlimited breaks and a special room that Christians can’t enter
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    • Work at FedEx and they treat us right and you don’t see no bull shit commercials coming from us saying how “safe” it is like fuck off Jeff you’re just trying to keep your money
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    • I worked there for one day and asked to go to the bathroom and never came back
      lcd9745 26 jun
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    • As a person who used to work for amazon i can tell you if you went to the bathroom you would have to haul ass or your managers would be on your ass
      sonic48 26 jun
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    • I don't trust the rich and influential that much, but it seems like a very easy conspiracy card to pull for political argument to just name a rich or influential person and blame them for whater is convenient to. Gates did it. Bezos did it. Soros, did it. We're just waiting for the next one.
      JamX 25 jun
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    • Where is the picture from
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    • Yeah this is accurate
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    • Its all fun and games until the warehouse workers unionize
      deadfeet3 25 jun
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    • We have to work in a -10F freezer. And managers are assholes who tell us to social distance but if our rate of work declines they tell us to pick it up.
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    • I work at Amazon. I fucking hate it so much.
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    • Work at an AMZL logistics facility and a co worker collapse in front of me because they didn't fix the ac for 2 weeks, in the Texas heat.
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    • Also Amazon worker: *fucking dies of a heart attack* Bezos: "haha whoops our security is awful we didn't even notice uWu"
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    • I've been working at Amazon for a month now, not everyone's experience is the same. I think it just depends on what position they end up placing you in, for me it's not bad at all
      Bran_dead 25 jun
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    • Jeff walked into my facility, did eenie meenie minie moe and choose to relieve himself in the chosen employee’s mouth. It’s literally that bad
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    • If you don’t want Jeff to be the richest person then stop supporting amazon. And by not ordering something you might give someone one bathroom break.
      CrazyCray 25 jun
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    • They legit put caution tape all around the bathroom entrance. At a certain time the bathrooms are closed, even for drivers coming back from their routes.
      Oekui 25 jun
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    • I missed unions that protected workers rights
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    • Havenwing accurate?
      Atumios 25 jun
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    • Amazon isn't that bad.
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    • Idk what’s up with me, but I have 6 friends who have worked in the distribution centers and they say they love there jobs? Maybe they’re just lucky?
      ManBear21 25 jun
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    • Me:fine guess ill jusy go on the floor making a safty hazard and osha violation which ill report and give the reson why its there as well
      pyrof1re 25 jun
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    • "Why don't you come see me in my office."
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    • I have worked for amazon for over 3 years now. A majority of people who complain about working for amazon are uncomfortable with actually having to earn that $15 an hour.
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    • Haha you think he knows you... poor peasants
      bustahoe 25 jun
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    • How else do you get that rich
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    • Fr
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    • Bathroon
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    • i used to chill in the bathroom for half my shift and only got fired bc i’d lie about coming to work
      CCCWWW333 24 jun
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    • Bad Luck Bezos
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    • Timed bathroom breaks is fucked, orwellian.
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    • Amazon ads stating how they treat their workers nice is literally the real life equivalent of "there is no war in ba sing se"
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    • I used to spend my entire shift in the bathroom when I worked at amazon. And sometimes I would clock in and go back to the breakroom. When the shift ended. I would sneak in and badgd out. Fuck amazon.
      motojaden 24 jun
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    • I think we are rapidly approaching peak capitalism, where the only way to keep up with competition is to sacrifice the rights of your workers and exploit the customers for everything they're worth. Something needs to change, and fast.
      Aargph 24 jun
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    • Oh shut up and deliver my shit. If ya don’t like it, you can go work somewhere else for less money
      Alibabba 24 jun
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    • I use to work for Amazon about 2 years ago and one time I left my station early and sat on the toilet for the last 3 hours of the day... nobody said anything to me about it
      Boo6789 24 jun
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    • People complaing about $15 an hour and 401k and medical benefits. Lmao
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    • It’s called capitalism 😎😎
      Slikick 24 jun
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    • Bro when I was a little younger I ordered something off amazon and the day it was supposed to arrive it told me the package was lost and that they would send another one. I started crying because I thought the amazon driver crashed and died
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    • If you're white then you are privileged fuck. Jeff bezos doesn't approve
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