• How can you not appreciate a drunk text
like someone is absolutely off their face
and still thinking of you
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    • Well when the drunk text is a guy texting my girlfriend to break up with me I personally dont enjoy it
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    • I mean when I’m drunk I get very truthful
      eli_bell_ 12 jan
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    • I've sent exactly one drunk text, asked him if he wanted to fuck, cause we tried dating and that didn't work, but the sex was bomb
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    • Maybe they're just thinking of you because they're wasted
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    • All my friends were at a party once and during the last few hours of the party a few messaged me to pick them up, i ended up going back 10 times to pick up more and more people because of how drunk they were. Sometimes you don't want people to think of you.
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    • Nonippls 12 jan
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    • Some drunk texts are fine but some are just like "hwy o wnna fyck the shir outts you"
      EndIessIy 12 jan
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    • My GF apparently said I loved her "too much" and she told me to stop
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    • If you’re drunk, then you’re typically unable to type coherently
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    • Just had the girl i like text me the other night “i miss you” but found out that it was only a dare
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    • I don't drunk text because 1. I know my crush doesn't like me and 2. I know absolutely everything I'm doing while I'm drunk and can remember everything the next day. I just get confident and way more open when I'm drunk
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    • PorkSword 12 jan
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    • Because it’s a dick pic from my dad
      FaZe_Pr0 12 jan
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    • Nah that’s bullshit they text anyone
      tac0s 13 jan
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    • You can tell by her pfp that she is a megahoe and has a lot experience with drunk texts. Probably ending with "my parents aren't home 😏😏"
      PERIPHERY 12 jan
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    • I texted all my ex’s and current crush when I was high and I regret it
      Daho 12 jan
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    • I really wanna kms rn so there’s that
      blebb 12 jan
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    • One of my friends got drunk and told me to join a discord call, then he proceeded to tell me about all the good things I do, the amount of the trust he has in me even though he isn’t trustful and we haven’t known each other for long, and I need to get more confidence in myself. It was enough to make
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    • Because sometimes it’s better to move on then admit how you feel about someone, this is specifically for texting an ex or some shit tho otherwise, drunk texts are rad
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    • Noble1 12 jan
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    • When my husband and I were broken up he would get high a lot. When we got back together he said he thought about texting me while he was high all the time. I’m glad he didn’t
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    • I hope she sees it that way
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    • "Off their face"? Lol
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    • They want to lay some pipe. They’re not thinking of you for an emotional connection. Calm down.
      k_ramz 16 jan
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    • Lmao I think they just call a random contact. Had a girl I was friends with junior year drunk text me twice over the course of last year (I’m 19-20 when this took place btw). I can guarantee she doesn’t think of me; she unfriended me on Snap when I kept saying hi and asking how she was.
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    • For some people you have to be.
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    • If a girl drunk texts you but she’s married...what does that mean?
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    • Hey guys, its sad boi hours
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    • Ungrateful cunts
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    • Drunken words are sober thoughts.
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    • Or what if they don’t think about you until they’re drunk?
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    • Phexal 12 jan
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    • N'wah
      ChrisGG 12 jan
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    • My older brother drunk texted me that he has done cocain
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    • Explains why I don’t get texts
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    • Because usually they are inly texting me because they’re drunk, and they wouldn’t normally text me anyway
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    • Vons 12 jan
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    • Adult 12 jan
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    • I fucking hate getting drunk...because of the fact every time I do no matter how hard I try not to, I think about this one girl that I SHOULD NOT be thinking about, and then I’m just left in my feels. It fucking sucks
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      Delicious 12 jan
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      Muschi 12 jan
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    • Do you rationalize child pornography as well?
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    • I mean when it's your dad every once and a blue moon and he ONLY calls/texts you when he's drunk and wanting a shoulder to cry on. It gets kinda old
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    • Or they assume you're the only one not busy
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    • When I get super drunk I text my best friend to tell her how important she is to me bc it’s bro’s before hoes Nd that’s on jah
      Mak9169 16 jan
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    • Some people just don't appreciate shit
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    • Only people that drunk text me need a ride home
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    • It's not always postive tho. Like I drunk texted my ex a whole bunch of means things after finding out what he did behind my back.
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    • Because that’s the only time they think about me
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    • EvelynHoper
      wellcome
      EvelynHoper 15 jan
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    • That or you're the reason they're drunk in the first place because you broke their heart.
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    • I have a friend that calls almost everyone when he’s shitfaced
      deeskjer 15 jan
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    • I'm a nice drunk haha imo its a weakness...
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    • well when the drunk text is your boyfriend telling another girl they could make things work...doesn’t make it enjoyable
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    • I love the messages my girlfriend sends me when she is drunk, its fucking adorable
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    • Cuz they probably fucked me over and didnt realize it?!?@
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    • Am I the only one that always stays pretty coherent and conscious of my thoughts and actions even after several drinks? Like I get sleepy and feel good but I dont do stupid shit
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    • My brother in law used to call us at 3 am ..and when I said hello he would get mad that I answered...he wanted to leave a message
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    • Drunk words are sober thoughts friends.
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    • It's the same as being sober. Still don't have anyone to text
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    • "sho me ur titz"
      jonbong 15 jan
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    • Apparently I told my girlfriend I love her in my sleep.
      ServoPeck 15 jan
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    • I would only text my ex and tell her how much i love her and that i miss her. Sometimes when i get drunk again i feel like texting her the same thing but ik that its pointless
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    • Not anyone I want calling me.
      JonTarbal 14 jan
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    • And drunk ass voicemails 😂
      unalibra 14 jan
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    • "I swer if u DNT let me c mi fukin kids I'll kil u bitch"
      pspsps 14 jan
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    • Drunk talk is truth talk
      zac1264 14 jan
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    • Sometimes when I get drunk o just feel really sorry for myself, but most the time I be vibin
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    • The only time I got a drunk text was when this girl in my clas said “Masonnnn .. I’m hungryyyyy” I didn’t even pick up😂
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    • No get your annoying toxic ass out of my life
      s3th3rs 14 jan
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    • Idk man last time that happened she ghosted next right after
      Shackles 14 jan
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    • "off their face" Who comes up with all these drunk idioms?
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    • Until they are cussing you out over pushing them over in 3rd grade.
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    • On new years a long time ago I drunk texted my best friend that I had a sex dream about her. Which was entirely true. However it was not the best thing to say when I was actually in love with her.
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    • my friend wanted to facetime at midnight for some reason while she was drunk
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    • Whenever I get high I text my partner he thinks its cute
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    • My crush texted me drunk once
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    • Drunk texted a girl I had been talking to that I thought she was cute and wanted to go on a date with her and she ghosted me.
      NotPogo 14 jan
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    • Or they just wanna fuck
      Ash____ 14 jan
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    • I use to drunk txt all my friends. They got tired of my shit cause it happened so often they quit wanting to hangout with me. I pushed everyone away with alcohol. But hey im a week sober now. Still goin strong.
      eddro96 14 jan
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    • That would be cool
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    • Because drinking makes you retarded
      KobyOgan 14 jan
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    • Because it’s usually my ex
      secant 14 jan
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    • I text my mom
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    • Becasue that's the only time she ever texts me... 🥺
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    • Because my friends are trying to communicate and apparently became fluent in minecraft enchanting table.
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    • Because it’s always about sex
      Sprunge 14 jan
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    • He’s thinking about getting laid
      pope00 14 jan
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    • When a guy is drunk and his primary goal is to get laid so he texts some chick.. yeah that’s not very meaningful
      pope00 14 jan
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    • If I had a girlfriend id probably drunk text her if I was drunk telling her shes my world and I love her
      kman01 14 jan
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    • my dads an alcoholic, i dont like knowing when he’s wasting away at the bar. so, no
      8utters 14 jan
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    • That’s right
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    • My best friend/soon to be best man at the time was drunk texting my fiance last year asking for nudes.. She did NOT appreciate that. That shitheel also had previously dated her sister as if it wasn't fucked up enough..
      Tswirl 14 jan
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    • maybe because it's annoying
      jaeare 14 jan
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