• Girls: There are 4 urinals
Boys:
Always two there are, no more,
no less.
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    • This joke is getting old, this same joke is featured everyday with a new format.
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    • Never seen urinals with the plumbing on the outside
      Yalofa 7 sep
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    • 2 strangers or 8 homies can pee here
      k_fff 7 sep
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    • iFappy 7 sep
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    • Unless it’s real busy, then all 4 are used
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    • There are four options to the first person but only one for the second person
      MLGtbone 7 sep
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    • 4 if you're at like a big event or something and you just want to be efficient, but every other instance it's 2
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    • No dividers? Looks like one to me.
      pi12321 7 sep
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    • Stop being homophobic and pee like a man.
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    • I don’t get how there can only be two Sith Lords while the republic had an army of Jedi
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    • If you haven’t seen your best bro’s penis, you’re not “best bro’s” :/
      Guiltyyy 8 sep
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    • Jokes on you, I pee sitting down because I almost always have to shit as well
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    • Imagine having 2 dicks; then there would be 3 urinals
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    • Foundry 7 sep
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    • I shit in those
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    • 4 only in an emergency
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    • The plumbing there looks a but iffy but i may be wrong
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    • Only more if its an absolute emergency
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    • In my highschool, there were 3 urinals. I decided to mess with my friend because I saw him going to the bathroom. We had a good laugh.
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    • Unless there are dividers
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    • Unless u gotta go bad and the stalls are full then there is the sink
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    • Well I mean there could be one but that would be a very interesting sight
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    • Where’s brad Williams urinal
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    • Imagine being a subhuman who can’t piss next to another man
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    • always no more no less
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    • This shit is so dumb. If people are waiting, just use the open urinal. Nobody thinks you’re gay for doing it.
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    • cena 7 sep
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    • But there can be less if it’s only one guy
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    • Don't girls also have urinals tho how do they choose numbers
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    • If yall looking than you're gay.
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    • unless your gay
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    • An unspoken rule
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    • What in the ghetto fuck is that plumbing
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    • Tell me your fav song! I need new music.
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    • Fits 12
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    • Unless at a concert or sporting event
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    • There can be 1 only if someone is taking a shit in one
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    • Emergency situations are acceptable, but if it takes more than half a second between the zipper opening and piss hitting the bowl, it wasn't an emergency.
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    • If anyone else is in the bathroom, there might as well be none.
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    • If there are three, and you use the middle one when both sides are empty, I’m pulling up next to you and making eye contact as I unzip.
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    • There's only 3 if its an emergency
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    • Can someone please send me a dp..
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    • Unless you really gotta go
      fucker21 8 sep
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    • I feel like its only acceptable if its an emergency. Like you are going to piss yourself emergency
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    • Bitch I'm still pissing idc.
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    • you have obviously never been to a sports game of college level or higher.
      420crash 8 sep
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    • This rule applies to all.. except one. The movie theater bathroom after a 2 1/2 hour movie.. are we in agreement?
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    • Has no on here ever went to a sporting event? Those rules go right out the window
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    • But you wont know witch two until someone uses one
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    • How am I supposed to shit in a toilet that small?
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    • Only 4 if its crowded
      jjesus 8 sep
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    • If there is only 2 how many boys would go up there
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    • I don't give a fuck. If I got to piss and there are two guys already there I'm still gonna go piss
      spud3890 8 sep
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    • Wrong when no one is there. There is 4. When 1 person is there, there are ZERO fucking bigger women think they know
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    • unless one of the homies has to shit real bad
      TipTop 7 sep
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    • Pvc into a single piss tube on the outside of the wall. Awesome
      Stevens8 7 sep
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    • Only in absolute emergency do you take a middle one
      Austin96 7 sep
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    • Before the pandemic I graduated and my bathroom had 3 urinals, so your wrong
      Kevdog6 7 sep
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    • Girls do the same with bathroom stalls
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    • If they just put the little divider things between them more people would use all the urinals
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    • I piss in the floor drain
      AlBundy 7 sep
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    • In the time of real men it would be a trough
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    • THere’s four but only two available slots
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    • The rule can be broken at sports games or movies (somewhere where time is a factor) and there is a line waiting. This is the way
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    • The only time breaking that rule is acceptable is after a movie at the theater
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    • This post was not made by the peeing in the trough at the baseball stadium gang
      KKoner 7 sep
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    • There is indeed 4, but when in use there is only 2
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    • If the had like walls between them tp block off contact, there would still be 2 unless there was an emergency
      zdrumz 7 sep
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    • But they must be staggered. No one right next to each other
      McGinnis 7 sep
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    • This is such a stupid thing. Just go a take a piss dude. Nobody cares about your dick. I've used the same urinal as others before in the pub. Stop being such self conscious pussies
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    • I once took a shit in a urinal
      L0RD 7 sep
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    • Wtf is that plumbing??? That has to be in Indonesia or some dumb shit
      Drewdy 7 sep
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    • Unless you’re gay
      Tankari 7 sep
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    • It’s a cardinal sin to have an even number of urinals change my mind
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    • I hope no man would be diabolical enough to put them close together AND with no walls.
      mr25277 7 sep
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    • Naw, there's 4
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    • whenever i see 4 i always imagine how they wasted a urinal, you make 3 or 5
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    • My work has 3
      Biggs_ 7 sep
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    • Oh boy here we go people starting to hate on this too. Just stfu nobody cares what y’all think. Go fucking cry to your mommy.
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    • Those were installed be women because you always have to have an odd number or 1 is wasted
      jarambe 7 sep
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    • who tf pee in there?
      Score 7 sep
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    • I just assert my dominance and pull up right between
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    • Sbeve
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    • How come plumbing always has a bend in it going down? Instead of straight to the main pipe
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    • If you really have to pee then sometimes you have to take an in-between urinal. Only if you really need to though
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    • I don't know why they said four I only see two
      heasxavi 7 sep
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    • fuck dat if I have to piss ill piss. don't ask where at thats the benefit of being born with a dick.
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    • The middle two
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    • On a normal wall there’s 3 if you’re desperate
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    • If you're in the military it's 8.
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    • Only one for me
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    • Both in the middle
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    • But what if a 3rd person comes in?
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    • 4 urinals, but only 2 useable urinals
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