• You're not
stealing villagers'
crops and
reselling them.
The villagers are
paying you for
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    • I dont like this, it makes me think.
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    • Duh. Did you guys just figure this out?
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    • Honest pay for honest work
      sounfunny 12 jul
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    • But if they’re trapped in my Minecraft basement, who’s really winning?
      B4SIK 12 jul
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    • Anyone played skyrim and pulled and sold the potatoes to the farm owners? It's the same exact thing
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    • i'm only just now realizing that in the third panel it's just a second copy of the guy but with the woman's head
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    • PorkSword 12 jul
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    • I always thought of it like that so I wouldn't feel as bad
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    • If that were true, Wouldnt they pay you more for growing your own crops. No, we steal their crops and sell it back to them
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    • You are a slave
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    • Valyrison 12 jul
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    • I thought this was common sense
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      Rovert881 12 jul
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    • Oh heck
      Weird 12 jul
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    • I just take the food for me.
      fervle 12 jul
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    • The game was rigged from the start
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    • Damn, they're paying me to blow up their houses with tnt and turn the wood into sticks?
      Dunkyn 13 jul
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    • Ya just like skyrim
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    • Yeah I'm just going to take all of a farmer's crops, trap the farmer underground, and force the farmer to give me money for the crops, I'm the good guy
      VspTylore 12 jul
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    • Honest pay for honest work
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    • And they value the labor very little based on the pay
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    • They literally can't use their hands. Why do you think rabbit stew is valuable to them. They cant make a bowl or end a rabbits life. They got money
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    • This is literally a mechanic in Skyrim
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    • Slavery is a preferred option
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    • Ok and? You get compensated for your work, right? I dont see the problem
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    • Fuck man
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    • Its just work you are technically just doin their work and they are paying you
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    • I'm not working for them.
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    • Except you can just leave with the crops so you are able to steal them and then sell them
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    • Stonks
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    • His wife has got some gains
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    • She's got beefy arms
      JokkerXD 14 jul
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    • WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATERMARK
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    • That’s why I still their hay
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    • I’m going to make auchwitz wish me luck
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    • That’s what I always thought
      fuckzilla 14 jul
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    • I really dont like these means they never really good
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    • Mat pat has a video on this. yt-GameTheory
      quailp 14 jul
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    • Yeah I thought of that a few weeks ago
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    • Put trappers around their crops and they collect crops for you
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    • Honestly, that makes it better.
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    • Expect I also steal the villagers and/or murder them
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    • I make torture dungeons under my houses and see what ways I can not alive them.
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    • Duh?
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    • I’ve always thought of it like that.
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    • But has anyone seen a miner villager?! Where do the emeralds come from?! WHO IS MINING THEM?!
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    • Holy shit
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    • Unless it's automated
      zapstop26 13 jul
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    • Isn't there a whole video on this?
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    • No I Steal it all and run off
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    • Why is that such a big deal
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    • When some Khajiit goes to your farm, picks 300 cabbages two weeks early and you have to give him your life savings for it
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    • But we don’t replant and we take all of the crops
      RemmyM 13 jul
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    • God damnit!
      TPGOnyx 13 jul
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    • Enslave them
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    • Capitalism moment
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    • I don't think I've seen the girl's actual arms
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    • Unless you just eat all the crops
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    • Suddenly I feel used
      AMTURN 13 jul
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    • When do you think villagers will stop thinking? I mean they go “hmmm”
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    • Money can be exchanged for goods and services
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    • Yeah game theory did a video on that
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    • To remedy this, actually steal their crops, burn their field so they can no longer use them, go plant the crops yourself and sell them back at exorbitant prices. And when they can no longer pay, slaughter then all
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    • That's better. It makes people feel less like monsters.
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    • I just kiII them all except the cute ones
      Kirbs507 13 jul
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    • Does it still count if I also steal all their bookshelves and furnaces and wood for their house
      CeeJay_ 13 jul
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    • Thought that was obvious?
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    • Skyrim or minecraft?
      Nemesis13 12 jul
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    • See I like that idea better
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    • It's not really that much of a profound thought
      rickc137 12 jul
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    • i just want a minecraft skin pack so i can look like one of the villiger types and therefore look like i belong in the world
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    • Me: *sees a robber in my house* Robber: I’m paying myself with your stuff. Me:
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    • I build a wall around their village and a keep, they get protection and as much food as they could ever want. I still hate villagers after making an iron farm in my survival world, but I'm still a good person
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    • Sure... unless you just keep their crops like I do
      Jdogjeff 12 jul
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    • Unless it’s their hay bails that you turn into wheat and sell it to them
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    • Fucking duh
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    • Na, I harvest their crops, replant them, and steal shit from their chests. I'll start my own farm and come back with wayyyyyyy too much wheat. I'm playing the long game
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    • Actually, that makes me feel better about it
      Skyholder 12 jul
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    • Duh?
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    • Makes me less guilty of stealing.
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    • I usually don’t even trade it back I just take it and bring it back to my house
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    • I just went around my world collecting all of the villages hay bales, and sold them to my captive villagers during hero of the village, had like 5 stacks of hay bales, got like 200 some emeralds, used them to get 2 rows + 1 mdnding books
      LethalA 12 jul
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    • Not if you harvest them and run away
      I3asic 12 jul
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    • But what if u just take their crops and dont sell them
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    • Or you’re just getting them to farm for you for free, if you’re smart enough
      Colsifer 12 jul
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    • Yeah, until I enslave their brethren to do the majority of the work for me
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    • Yeah, until I enslave their brothers to do the work for me
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    • Well since i ripped apart all their houses for wood and sticks and took all their beds. I wouldnt say thats good labor lol.
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    • That’s why I just leave
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    • Not if I just take it all and leave
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    • Except when you try to pick up the crops and a farmer villager is right behind you picking it up instead...
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