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[heaven] me, after dying: we need to talk god: is this about the mi- me: "iS tHiS aBoUt ThE mlcRoPeNiS"
WTF DUDE YES ITS ABOUT THE MICROPENIS
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    • Average sized dick gang
      sturges 9 aug
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    • Unpopular opinion: comparing your penis to others is what makes you insecure about your penis.
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    • Anyone else not have any sort of scale on how big your dick is, so you don't really know how to feel about it, and even measuring doesn't really give you any details because you have no clue where to measure from anyway and sometimes you feel like "oh yeah, thats a great size" and other times not?
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    • I didn’t think micro penis existed. But I found one. It was the size and with of a bic lighter. A mini bic lighter. Hard. I felt so bad for him, but literally it wouldn’t work.
      uhmitsme 9 aug
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    • iFappy 9 aug
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    • Same
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    • Niggas be 6 inches and swear they have a micropenis smh
      X_noon_X 9 aug
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    • *sighs* "was it the ten years of ra-" "IT WAS THE TEN YEARS OF R4PE! NAILED IT LIKE THE FUCKING ROMANS!"
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    • Know a kid who’s just all head. No shaft. Whole dick is the size of each of his balls. He’s perpetually horny because he can’t c.um
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    • 6 inch gang and still feeling like it’s small gang
      saladcat 10 aug
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    • Tiny dick gang where you at
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    • You had to take one for the team because when every guy has a big dick, nobody does
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    • Who cares about penis length, how fat are your balls bro?
      iDuppies 10 aug
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    • You had to be nerfed somehow bro
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    • Coming from a girl myself, size doesn’t matter. You can have the biggest penis ever and not know what to do with it and be terrible in bed. However you can have a really really small penis and be a god in bed because of forplay and other stuff you can do.
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    • I have an average size dick and i popped some chicks cherry recently and let me tell you, it felt amazing being told how big it feels in her 🥰
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    • 4 inch dick gang rise up
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    • It's just a nutritional deficiency, nobody actually has a micro...
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    • I used to think my dick was small because I’d watch a shit Ton of porn before I started fucking everything in sight lol. then I heard the average size was 5 inches, grabbed the ruler, learned I was considered big. Moral of the story, don’t compare your peepee size to others, especially porn stars.
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    • Bro I my shit like 5 idk anyone wanna compare
      eOeO 9 aug
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    • I’m packing 4 hard inches 💪🏽💪🏽
      JonSnoww 9 aug
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    • Huge wang gang wya
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    • Stick bug has gigantic penis
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    • My dick is literally 1 fucking inch, when I got a bone its 4, yall mfers are lucky.
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    • zerosober 10 aug
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    • I feel like mines small but the ruler says 6 inches so am I wrong?
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    • 6-6.5in depending on the day gang 🤟
      CeeJay_ 9 aug
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    • Well,, if you have a small pp, it is because you drive a big truck...buy a Prius and it will grow instantly from the amount of gas money you save
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    • If you want a bigger dick lose weight. All the fat it just piling up around there and making it look small
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    • God had to nerf me
      Prindle 9 aug
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    • I just crave hearing the words nice cock
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    • I’m 20 years old with a 6in and I feel self conscious about that, I feel like most women expect a monster and I’m just average
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    • What size constitutes a micropenis? Asking for a friend.
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    • Unless you have a micropenis, dick size really doesn't matter. Girls like more of foreplay, teasing, and mental stuff than just penetration. Porn is a lie brothers
      dudeno4 10 aug
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    • As a guy in a sexually active relationship with an actual micropenis. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER!
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    • I’m not gonna lie I get so fucking insecure from watching porn. My gf always tells me she’s completely satisfied but porn really fucks your mind
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    • I have 7 inches and I know that thats big, but with my body size it looks normal
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 9 aug
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    • iS iT mE, jEsUs?!
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    • 2" punisher gang, where you at?
      spec3jeti 10 aug
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    • I have a medium penis
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    • Sometimes I thank life for being above average
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    • Skrunky 11 aug
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    • Comparing things out of your control is unhealthy. It causes insecurities that you cant fix. Dick size isnt like weight. Everyone has the means to fix their weight. Unless youre loaded your stuck with your dick
      NGAudio 9 aug
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    • I don’t know the size of mine. I’m too scared to measure
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    • I haven’t died yet so I might be immortal so I might get to have my micropenis forever
      2Far 9 aug
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    • Why would god give people birth defects unless he’s a sadist?
      lwpack 11 aug
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    • This comment section is boosting my self esteem, really.
      sorethumb 10 aug
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    • 7 inch gang and still feel small where y’all at?
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    • Females will bring you down about your size but only the Bro’s will bring you up , don’t let side of the dick stop you from being happy and finding the lock that fits your key 😉
      Raxiom 9 aug
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    • Small dick gang rise up
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    • It's not about the size it's about the motion in the ocean
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    • 4.2 inch gang
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    • 6 inch dick gang where you at
      Notzee 10 aug
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    • Slightly under size dick gang wya
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    • Yall worried about ur dick sizes, you could just...I dunno, stop watching porn?
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    • Size really doesn’t matter all that much as long as the guy knows other stuff. There’s always toys and hands that are helpful. My husband is like 2.5 inches.
      Kmonti 10 aug
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    • Used to make small dick jokes all the time cause I thought it was genuinely small, but the first time my girl saw my dick she said “well now you can’t make small dick jokes cause I know it’s not true” it was a fat W
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    • Having 7 inches isnt fun when you have no chance to date women bc i look like wet garbage
      Rothaga 10 aug
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    • Apparently your small if your not 8
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    • Slightly larger than average dick but small nut sack gang.
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    • 6 and considered small where y’all at
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    • [heaven] me, after dying: we need to talk god: is this about the mi- me, a trans girl: yup, this is about the micropenis, thank you for that, it helped
      ognutt 9 aug
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    • I used to feel my d ick was small but then my girlfriend went to suck it and about halfway through it was in the back of her throat im about 5.5-6 inches
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    • Yea God you hear me? We gotta talk about this dick length and girth. What the fuck man??
      Raccoozs 9 aug
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    • Im insecure about failing as man and if i will ever find true love or just get fucked over royally from a future love interest and here yall all stressin over your dicks lol
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    • It's funny cause its relatable.
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    • heroin
      CumGland 9 aug
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    • What a fucking mood
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    • So relatable,God some explaining to do.
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    • He don't need to live life with that post nut clarity. I do.
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    • My dick is around 6 inches and I've never had any complaints! I post it on the internet (cause why not) and it's always complemented. You don't need a huge dick to be happy!
      daverose1 11 aug
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    • Tiny dick big balls gang
      Diet_Ice 9 aug
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    • Why does everyone think that God had anything to do with your biology? He just made the mold, it was your broke dick ass dad gave you that micro penis.
      irmino 10 aug
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    • Penis is penis
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    • Unpopular opinion: religion is a money scam and we all get reincarnated. Were all one and nothing we ever do will mater in the universe.
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    • Facts I need to have some words
      BJEEZY54 13 aug
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    • I'm a freakish grower, like idk how to explain it but it grows from a 2 to a 6 1/2 easy and its super weird
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    • Little dick engery???
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    • All yall really 4 5 inches hard?! Bruh I'm sorry God fucked you over man. He blessed me tho sooo can I borrow your mrs?
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    • Even know I’m 6 inches all my friends think I’m really small cause I enjoy sexual humour and jokes along those lines, and they think I’m “making up for it” like no that’s just an area of humour that I find funny it has nothing to do with my dick
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    • Men feel theirs is small even if it’s big because both women and men tend to over exaggerate over size
      EvieNyaa 12 aug
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    • I just tell girls I have a nice strong medium dick and it has worked surprisingly well.
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    • Do you think bad words are censored in Heaven
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    • Yes, it was the micropenis! Nailed it like the fucking Romans!
      Keiyousu 12 aug
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    • You expect me to believe that? ”what, that I have a micropenis?” no, that you got into heaven...
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    • Why did I read this with a lisp
      GnoonMan1 12 aug
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    • I'm so glad I have an 8in penis lol. Big enough to never worry and small enough to still do anal most of the time
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