• mysoulonfleek:
This little lizard jumped on me and
started rubbing on my fingers.
After some time I realized he was
getting rid of his old skin.
Mr. Tiny Lizard choosed me to be his
“helping-hand" in this important
Stage of his life and I feel very
honored
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    • And then you killed it for the good of all lizard because being comfortable around large predatory animals is not a survival trait
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    • Blessing everyone to have a great day
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    • Rhajat 22 may
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    • “Choosed”
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    • "Choosed" ??? Seriously?
      Flyboy177 28 may
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    • Choosed
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    • Choosed? You fukn kidding me, people are getting retarded
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    • Thought you where hot, just needed to rub one off reall quick
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    • Choosed?
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    • choosed
      semeMdaeD 23 may
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    • He will help you save 15% on car insurance for payment
      notgnixel 23 may
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    • Choosed
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    • Chose*
      METZORAMA 28 may
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    • Choosed is not a word stupid bitch
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    • It means you have rough skin, like a rock. Use lotion you cuck
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    • You are the choosed one
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    • ChOoSeD
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    • Choosed? Chose? Nah, you gotta say chosened
      Teleban 28 may
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    • That's jizz from the lizard bukkake festival
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    • Ah yes, because he definitely "choosed" you for a reason
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    • Oh so when a lizard rubs his skin on a girl she feels honored but when I rub my foreskin on a girl it's automatically disgusting and she calls the cops
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    • Bro it was just trying to nut
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    • Chooooosed
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    • “Choosed”
      brysonk07 25 may
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    • Choosed him!
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    • Choosed?
      bobbyj915 24 may
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    • Choosed
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    • Choosed
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    • "Choosed"
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    • *chose
      _Matchu 24 may
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    • Geico can save you 15% or more on life insurance
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    • *chose
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    • I don’t normally point out bad grammar but CHOOSED?!
      Cumple 23 may
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    • The lizard "choosed" Her she is the choosen one
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    • c h o o s e d
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    • Yet when I rub my head on some lady to shed my dead skin it's "eww get your dandruff away from me"
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    • "Choosed"
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    • You’re the chooseden one.
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    • Choosed lolol
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    • Chose*
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    • *Choosed
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    • That’s the goodest grammar I ever hear !
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    • Tiny lizard has spoken
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    • They shed their skin like... monthly ish... not like a one time thing in their life
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    • chose*
      MrTrippee 27 may
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    • Chose*
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    • That lizard didn't shed its skin, my mans straight up nutted on you
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    • Chooseded*
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    • Choosed
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    • You must have dry hands for it to scrap its skin off on you
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    • He nutted on your skin... with his skin..
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    • But did you eat the skin afterwards?
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    • Yall ever realize like, reptiles got body condoms?
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    • Choosed?
      JAWachob 24 may
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    • Honestly thought he just nut on you fam
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    • Actually, the lizard proabably choose the human because it knew humans were friendly in the area. If we showed more animals like basic kindness and left them alone when outside, they proabably would start to trust us more. He proabably was using that person for shelter since shedding takes time.
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    • He didn’t “choose you “ you idiot. You are almost as stupid as that chick who cried cuz her horse “remembered her” no dummy. It just jumped up there & wanted it off
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    • Reptiles will rub their shed off on anything it finds. You were most likely big and it thought "hmm this gonna be a good time". You're not special
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    • He's trying to get you to buy car insurance
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    • Getting rid of the fore skin
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    • *Starts talking insurance *
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    • You probably got some sandpaper dry ass hands, nigga
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    • Choosed
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    • Choosed?????
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    • Choosed ? Where do these kids go to school wtf
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    • Cool that happened to me but with my snake snippy he was chilling on my chest and then he just pulled off new skin
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    • Choosed???? You fucking idiot
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    • Choosed
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    • Thought it nutted on her
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    • How rough are your hands that a lizard wants to scrape it’s hide off on them?
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    • "cHoOsEd"
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    • If you think about it. Your skin is rough as hell if the lizard thought your hand was a shagged rock.
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    • Next time use some Vaseline Intensive Care; sandpaper hands
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    • Getting ready to help you save 15% or more on car insurance 🦎
      NotFB1 23 may
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    • GEICO 15 mins could save you 15 % or more with skin insurance
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    • He just wants to help you save 15% on car insurance
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    • The lizard should have "choosed" someone with better grammar
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    • What if 2 guys put their dicks in either side of a glory hole at the same time? How do you know that doesn’t happen often? Where is the rule book that states who kneels and who doesn’t?
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    • *Chose
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    • Consider moisturizer since a lizard picked you to rub off his old skin
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    • ‘Choosed’
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    • "Choosed"
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    • He was getting naked
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    • It means your skin must have been rough and warm
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    • Saw this in collective and passed it up. Didn't think it would end up a feature. I lost my chance of having top comment
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    • That’s a annul I am beyond surprised it got anywhere near you
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    • Who else thought they nutted on them?
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    • I chose you to be my helping hand, at wiping my ass.
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    • That's disgusting, but also interesting
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    • Fuck geckos, they are smug bastards!
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    • * chose
      th3r4g3 27 may
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    • Oh but when I want to leave something on a stranger's hand, I'm a perv
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