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    • So I just ask about getting TC and it happens?
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    • Gimme tc for no reason
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    • Don’t you hate it when you close one night then have to open the next day? That shit fucking kills me
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    • Goodbye Pride Month. Go back to being a fag quietly now.
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    • So here we have a decent post. Not to great but decent. I come down to the comments looking for the top comment to say something funny. But I come to find that both TCs are just asking for TC. What has this app come to.
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    • When you’re pissed at the person who did a shitty closing job, but then you remember that you were the one who closed last night
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    • Can we bring back the days where TC actually related to the post
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    • Awkward moment when you close and then open the next day and get mad at yourself
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    • And then there's me. I have a lot of closing to opening shifts. So I've been both a bunch of times. "Fuck this, I'll do it in the morning." Then comes opening "why the fuck didn't I do this last night?"
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    • To be fair openers leave the fucking place a mess
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    • I work in a place that serves gravy only in the morning. After we're done serving it for the day the morning crew needs to take the warmer back to get washed and put away. One day the morning shift didn't and while I was closing I saw 12+ hour old gravy and left it there because it wasn't my problem
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    • you're a self centered bitch is all I heard
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    • Just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me.... been together 2 years... can I get top comment... I’ve never had it before and I just need something to lighten my day... please....
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    • Closing shift gang rise up
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    • Fun fact I work at chic fil a and one of our managers meant to send this in our meme chat but they accidentally sent it into the main chat and it got brought up during a meeting
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    • You are honestly an asshole if you work the night shift and leave stuff for the morning shift to take care of
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    • I always do more than necessary because it 1) feels good to be good at your job 2) will make everyone's life easier in the morning and 3) sets a standard of the work ethic expected and encourages others to want to do the same
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    • Can everyone please dislike these beggar TC's.
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    • I love how the common denominator for most of us is a poor work ethic and depression
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    • Lmao I'm a manager at a chain sushi place and I work two locations. Whenever I'm closing up a location, I am always so tempted to just leave everything unstocked and leave it for the morning guy. It requires to much willpower to actually stock everything and not be an asshole
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    • But when you close and open back to back you can do whatever you fucking want because you'll just pick right up where you left off
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    • If morning would do their fucking jobs, closing would take half the time it does.
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    • Manager hey sorry I know you closed last night but could you open tomorrow 😂😂
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    • Nah its the best when you close then open the next day and ur like who fucked this shit up wait it's me
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    • I hated my last job partially cause of this but it was mainly the managers fault. Literally I worked 2nd shift/closing shift and we’d ALWAYS be there almost 2 hours after we were suppose to leave every night meanwhile the morning crew barely had to do shit.
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    • Closers have to deal with customers while cleaning up and only have an hour after closing to finish, openers come in 3 hours before the store opens and dont have to deal with customers
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    • You know this app has gone down the shitter when two little shits ask for top comment
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    • When Ifunny does nothing for pride month but they change their icon for the 4th of july, I'm so proud of this app
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    • Is this some sort of employed joke that I'm too unemployed to understand?
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    • Everyone be talking bout how the Crips and Bloods been at war for a long time but Opening shift and Closing shift been at it since day one
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    • When you close and then remember you are the opener
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    • Then you realize you ARE the opener
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    • Fuck you opening crew y'all bitches
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    • There used to be a time where TC's weren't begging attention whores. They used to be grand-additional humor to the meme. But alas-those days are long gone. That is-until YOU came along, chosen one. You must do what it takes to restore justice to the IF community. Are you willing to do what it takes?
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    • Me being both opener and closer
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    • That's me, except I open, after closing... so I fuck myself.
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    • Oh so you’re that piece of shit
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    • Petition to dislike all tc that asked for tc
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    • Work at a 24 hour place and you never have to open or close 😎😎
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    • When I close the night before and then open the next morning "Wow... I did a really shit job"
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    • Dude, I worked at home depot and there were the times that had me kn morning shifts and late night shifts and let me tell you. That is Really fucking accurate.
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    • Me when I'm the one who closed last night and I open in the morning
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    • Went to go sweep before I left the other night, co worker goes “leave it for them tomorrow man!” I leave it. The next day I am pissed as I come in and see that the floor was not swept
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    • Hate that it's so accurate
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    • And then you work a double and basically fuck yourself lmao
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    • Me closing: eh fuck it i wanna go home. Me opening the next morning: I'm gonna hang the bitch that closed last night
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    • Me during the closing shift: lmao sucks for the opener 😂😂 Me opening the next day:
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    • You can't have a million dollar dream and a minimum wage work ethic
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    • We get it, you avoid work.
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    • I have the opposite problem and I’m about to report to upper management because the morning manager for some reason has been handing a chore list to my closing guys. Like I get it if you fall behind on work. But we’re not doing your job.
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    • Never halfass the close, cause then every one is affected the next day. Not just the opener.
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    • As an opener, this is completely true
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    • Sounds like you're just a shitty, self absorbed person
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    • I only open and hate the fucking closing crew. I’m the only opener and every morning I just get a huge “fuck you” from the night crew
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    • Since I have to open and close at my job. At the end of the day I'm like fuck that dude he can do it in the morning... then mornings comes and I'm pissed at me from last night because he is a lazy bastard.
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    • Tomorrow problems for a tomorrow me
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    • Morning shift always fucks over nightcrew
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    • I’ll closing like this and be opening the next day and still being like wtf who did this
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    • I'm pretty sure fast food workers relate to this on a spiritual level
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    • I’m closing today can I get a rip in the chat?🙄
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    • As a morning shift employee anyone who works nights and does this can fuck off. I never leave shit for them.
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    • If you're clopening you just fucked yourself
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    • Do your job right
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    • In my experience there are 2 types of people who work retail: the one who slacks off and gets yelled at when they do something wrong, and the one who puts in the work, does their job well and then gets yelled at for no reason at all. They both hate it.
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    • People: get job Also people: I'm so mad i have to do my job
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    • I rarely close but when i do i least fucking mop and turn off the damn oven unlike Nathan 🙄
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    • Yall ever done both on the same day without a break? Because that's fun...
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    • I usually only do that if I’m opening the next morning. “That’s a problem for morning Taylor to figure out!”
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    • Sounds like you're the problem
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    • Lol fuck people who work like this. Just do your fuckin closing list so we can go home early lazy right
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    • Damn I closed last night and opened this morning and it sucks
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    • If you "leave a problem" for the morning shift, you are the lowest of the low. I will call your ass in to take care of said problem
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    • When you leave a problem at night for the morning shift but you also work the morning shift
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    • i worked closing one night and opened up the next morning and i was so pissed at how shitty of a job i did. Figured i should do my best from now on
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    • dude when i close i get shit done, every time i got a morning shift i see how little the other fucktards did
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    • Who closed last night wtf is this....oh yeah that was me .... happens to me way to often
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    • I did this to myself this morning only to realize that i was the one that closed
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    • I was a closer for a like 4 years at tacobell and we call the morning people the “paparazzi” cause they take pics of every little minuscule thing we missed. It’s like omg you guys never restock for the night people. So we would make the morning people lives bad by giving them a bad start.
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    • The relevancy is outstanding, just this morning I walk into a shitshow at work after last night I wrote down detailed instructions for the closer for how to take out garbage and some other little stuff.
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    • Just because you feel you have a shitty job, doesn't mean you get to do your job shitty. Close that shit out.
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    • Only time I ever gave up on some things when closing was when I was supposed to be out at 11 and it was such a shit night that I was there until 1am...I had been there for 15 hours.
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    • Plot twist: she closes for herself to reopen in the morning
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    • Me opening after closing the previous night: "Hey, who the f-- Wait, it was me, nevermind..."
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    • This is why fast food places be tasting like shit. Y’all to fucking lazy to properly do a entry level job but y’all expect to be paid more
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    • You're calling me out so hard, you must work in a kitchen.
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    • Hahah no but some closers seriously suck ass
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    • Sounds like that place hasnt got good managers
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    • Sometimes I close then open the next day and I say the same things
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    • Been there done that. Also what the fuck top comments
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