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    • TheNamesRandom 19 nov 2019
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    • Please take my virginity
      Dirty_South_GA 19 nov 2019
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    • My Econ teacher wore a mic. Once he want to the bathroom and forgot to turn it off. We heard him exit, but no rushing water, meaning he DIDNT wash his hands. He can back a patted a girls shoulder, thanking her for taking over. The look of disgust on her face was priceless
      Ninjapro25 20 nov 2019
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    • AmpedSans 19 nov 2019
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    • TheCatWhisperer 20 nov 2019
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    • Well maybe if you weren't such a weirdo that wouldn't have happened
      Wrath_The_Leafeon 20 nov 2019
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    • Thicc_Toons 22 nov 2019
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    • Ok but that’s your fault for talking like an idiot
      wbtbwb 19 nov 2019
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    • How fucked up do you have to be to talk to a urinal?
      Tenance 20 nov 2019
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    • What the fuck is wrong with you tho
      froggymans 20 nov 2019
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    • Then the toilet said
      futanarisafari 22 nov 2019
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      username071647 20 nov 2019
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    • Bitch stole that from a greentext
      eLnIN0 21 nov 2019
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    • We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo
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    • Who the hell talks to the urinal
      Great_Grizzly0115 19 nov 2019
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    • Why tf are you talking dirty to a urinal in the first place
      Gaularn 22 nov 2019
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    • Yeah that's pretty fucking weird.
      Rulford 22 nov 2019
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    • Let's hope it was a urinal
      Mousepicklex 20 nov 2019
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    • I had a teacher that wore a mic for onna the students that was partially deaf. One of the kids got in trouble, and had a "talk" with the teacher in the hallway. We heard the whole thing. The kid called the teacher a bitch a few times then the teacher was like "no youre the bitch" Good times
      iShitRainbowz 20 nov 2019
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    • I did this once on Xbox — took a piss with my mic on. The party lost its mind😂
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    • There is no coming back from that.
      MurderInc 20 nov 2019
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    • We make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo
      AwesomeEevee133 20 nov 2019
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    • XBow_Nation 20 nov 2019
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    • No one does that without full intention of letting them here you
      QuantumSynergy 22 nov 2019
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    • I am an intellectual, and you are watching pissney channel.
      iwastodayyearsold 20 nov 2019
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    • What is this, naked gun?
      demonslayer2011 20 nov 2019
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    • Who just has a urinal in their own personal bathroom?
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    • This is literally a scene from the naked gun
      sat716 20 nov 2019
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    • moto213 19 nov 2019
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    • RedBeardAACE 19 nov 2019
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    • That's pretty fucking weird.
      brandileigh 19 nov 2019
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    • I can’t help but to think you deserve that for calling a urinal a “thirsty boy”.
      Flamjetxx 22 nov 2019
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    • _Chops_ 21 nov 2019
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    • Does anyone ever call the urinal anything when they go pee or is this guy making shit up for a lame attempt at comedy
      ElPapa 21 nov 2019
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    • They have Waterless Urinals now... I’m Pissing to help save the Environment.
      ChiefSauce 20 nov 2019
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    • I work at Burger King and one time I went to the bathroom and I didn’t realize that my headset was on and everyone heard me pee
      kassiewalton 20 nov 2019
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    • Naked gun anyone?
      doublemuffin123 20 nov 2019
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    • Why would you say that shit?
      Eclectics 20 nov 2019
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    • Your fault for being a weird fuck
      bugbootybthcrs 20 nov 2019
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    • That’s just fucking weird
      iggersaregay 20 nov 2019
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    • I did that while playing zombies on CoD. Someone said “Is someone taking a piss”?
      HowieB 20 nov 2019
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    • either this guy has a urinal in his house or he is lying
      Yesnt 20 nov 2019
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    • I wanna be a part of that conference
      Blu_ODST_76 23 nov 2019
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    • LilUziJaccuzzi 22 nov 2019
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    • Congratulations! You have been promoted to customer!
      wiccanite 22 nov 2019
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    • Did a broadway level show. Mic was on. Cast member in my changing room took a piss with mic still on. All 1200 people heard it
      KINM 21 nov 2019
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    • Woah. Yea just uh.... send that resignation letter in. It would be unwise to attempt reparations.
      lNSANlTY 21 nov 2019
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    • This is the first feature in a long ass time that has actually made me LOL
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    • Dont feel bad cuz i once pissed in morse code on purpose all because I didn’t get a compliment
      ExpressVirus19 20 nov 2019
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    • Men talk to the urinals? Hello sexy mama recive my shit in your mouth
      Kumajiro 20 nov 2019
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    • Got me off guard I laughed
      mixvision 20 nov 2019
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    • Once i said, " damn i gotta small dick," joking to myself in a presumed to be empty bathroom. Lo, it was not empty. I saw shoes at the bottom of the stall shuffle in a late show of courtesy.
      _Smudge_ 20 nov 2019
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    • Yeah, i doubt it you fucking loser
      PunishmentDue 20 nov 2019
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    • metaltwoface99 20 nov 2019
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    • Didn’t this happen in the naked gun?
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    • jzellsIF 20 nov 2019
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    • End it. End it right now. Just end the conference call and quit, NEVER go back there
      BlueJayTheBlooBat 20 nov 2019
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    • No that didn't happen you stole that from naked gun
      vernon_douglas__ 20 nov 2019
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    • TheReaperCometh 20 nov 2019
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    • What kind of fetish you got tf
      Beaches 20 nov 2019
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    • Little did they know it was actually a “thirsty boy
      BlackGateRock 20 nov 2019
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    • Once, my dad was on a conference call and he had it on speaker. His bosses kids clogged the toilet or something and he started yelling something like “HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GONNA SPILL SHIT ON MY FLOOR.” And everyone on the conference call was laughing including me.
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    • Probably didn't happen but you looked super cool saying it.
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    • I did that once but instead of a urinal it was my wife
      WaluigiGonnaWin 20 nov 2019
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    • Good, you fuckin weirdo
      The__Avatar72 20 nov 2019
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    • So, like the naked gun?
      lazaretto51 20 nov 2019
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    • Yea you deserve the shame you feel and the disgust sent your way..
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    • Why are you talking to a urinal?
      kylebooth1 19 nov 2019
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    • bradman88 19 nov 2019
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    • Naked gun, anyone?
      dolehouserecords 19 nov 2019
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    • Why would someone talk to a urinal
      KutombaWewe 19 nov 2019
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    • Did you quench him?
      Dagoth_Ur 19 nov 2019
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    • That's from the naked gun fam.
      antivaxmom69420 22 nov 2019
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    • I do this when I’m in a party with the boys sometimes
      The_Great_Renaldo 22 nov 2019
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    • Jeez I could flood a small village *fart*
      sullyOo 21 nov 2019
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    • Yeah I was in discord one time totally forgot I was talking to everyone and took a long 30 second piss and everyone went silent. That was embarrassing af
      ItsGandalfTime 21 nov 2019
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    • HonorlsDead 21 nov 2019
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    • Then you heard slurping and gargling and a high pitched voice say can I get those V-bucks now
      CaesarMcBurgerHut 21 nov 2019
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    • Naked Gun
      DN13 21 nov 2019
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    • kinky
      HaveAGreatDay 21 nov 2019
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    • imhomophobic 20 nov 2019
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    • Reminds me of a movie I watched a while ago
      dangodumpling 20 nov 2019
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    • No you just got exposed for pissing in someone’s mouth
      nashary 20 nov 2019
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    • MrFister89 20 nov 2019
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    • Hey! That's what my priest used to call me!
      thagabe 20 nov 2019
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    • Gamers relate
      mattman9420 20 nov 2019
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    • Who has a urinal at home
      Neptune3 20 nov 2019
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    • Well time to go introduce mr. Thick dick to urinal lick
      tombstoner69 20 nov 2019
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    • i relate to this cause i talk dirty to my hot shower in the morning
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    • I hope he was saying thirsty boy and not like thirsty boy
      SturdyTree 20 nov 2019
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    • You deserve it for that weird shit
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    • 48Chris_M 20 nov 2019
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    • "-And that's how I ended up here...in the dark alley behind the bowling alley suckin dick for a living."
      kazuto471 20 nov 2019
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    • That's your fault
      IanOPadrick 20 nov 2019
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    • Wingless 20 nov 2019
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    • GaleBanks 20 nov 2019
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    • Stop being weird and this won’t happen
      Scoobyfuckindoo 20 nov 2019
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    • My manager was on a call and I said something and he replied with why don't you suck me off while not having his phone muted
      Jacob9925 20 nov 2019
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