• someone: coca cola can remove rust from
metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
hmm... i've been drinking soda and my body's
rust free... not sure where youre getting your
facts from...
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    • I hate how people put teeth in soda to watch them dissolve and then try to use it as an argument for why you shouldn't drink soda. Nobody holds soda in their mouth for 24 hours.
      Johl_Hawk 11 jul
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    • You know what else can affect the body? Pineapple. It breaks down meats. Or salt. It will draw the water right from your cells. Everything is bad in excess, and no amount of holier than thou preachings of abstaining from an occasional hedonistic pleasure will make you any better than the next person
      Nellifier 11 jul
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    • I feel like people forget our stomachs are literal bags of concentrated hydrochloric acid
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    • Stomach acid will clean a penny too, dumbass
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    • Phosphoric acid, in coke, is what can break down rust among other things. It's pretty powerful stuff. But, believe it or not, your stomach also contains acid, hydrochloric acid at that, which in most cases is not damaging your body.
      DrQuanta 12 jul
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    • By that logic I should put coke in my gas tank and my car will be rust free
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    • A lot of our foods are acidic. Especially most fruits.
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    • “NOOOOOOO you can’t just drink coke it’s unhealthy!!!” Haha rust cleaning soda go brrrrr
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    • That's excatly how ativaxers sound
      billbravo 12 jul
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    • One time I threw up on a steel beam
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    • The acid isn’t a problem, but coke is terrible for you regardless. That being said, I’m not going to shame someone for having coke if they like it. It can only hurt them so it’s their choice.
      lwpack 13 jul
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    • I stopped drinking soda a 2 years ago. I mostly drink water now. Im rusty asf bc of all that water & no coke
      _AD_ 13 jul
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    • Lemon juice and vinegar each do things like that.
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    • Ugh this is like that one argument where dumbasses kept saying sharks were rough, no they’re smooth. My grandma went swimming with them last year and died but her final words were “that was the smoothest thing”
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    • Human blood is red because of the protein hemoglobin, which contains a red-colored compound called heme that's crucial for carrying oxygen through your bloodstream. Heme contains an iron atom which binds to oxygen; it's this molecule that transports oxygen from your lungs to other parts of the body.
      zerosober 13 jul
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    • Yes a lot of things that humans eat would dissolve most parts of the body over a long amount of time. The difference is that our stomachs are full of powerful acids and lined to handle those acids
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    • Pour it on plastic. Nothing happens. That's what our insides are like.
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    • water explodes when it comes in contact with pure sodium or potassium. IMAGINE what it does to your body!!
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    • Drinkin a Pepsi 1893 rn to remove my stomach ulcers
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    • Maybe that’s why y’all keep passing out from low iron
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    • There is rust in your blood
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    • There’s a safe dosage of literally everything, I can tell the only way you could be hurt by the rust would be if you drank a massive amount. That’s why Botox doesn’t give people Botulism
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    • I don't drink pop because whiskey tastes better without it
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    • I mean I’ve been injecting coke into my blood stream and you don’t see me getting tetanus
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    • Citrus fruit acids do simmilar
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    • Coca cola makes my teeth feel brittle
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    • Your stomach acid would dissolve rust too. Doesn't mean shit. The amount of sugar is what matters.
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    • Put some chrome door handles off a 68 chevelle in coke did t do shit so we put it in muriatic acid and it melted to pulp and had to get new handles
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    • I mean if I stuck my hand in stomach acid, it wouldn't be pleasant. Should we suck out all the stomach acid from our body?
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    • So what, it's delicious
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    • There is a myth busters episode for that. Cola removes rust about as well as water.
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    • I don't know about that but I've given up soda and I feel a ton better and lost weight quickly. So much excess sugar and calories, even diet causes huge insulin spikes that make your body store more fat. It's honestly one of the worst legal products for you since cigarettes
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    • You know what’s crazy is that our stomachs are literally tanks when it’s comes to sugary sodas. Like if you took a person from the past like 1800s or some shit and they drank a 32oz coke in one sitting they would literally die1 from sugar overdose fucking crazy
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    • Coke doesn’t do any of that shit that people say I’ve tried it all
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    • You gotta use the coke syrup for rust. Imagine thinking the phosphoric acid content in ready to drink coke is high enough to do a goddamn thing
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    • It actually really doesn't do a good job at removing rust, watch project farm.
      Eeyyy 13 jul
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    • When I’ve got a sore throat or my tonsils are bothering me I drink soda, “if it can clean a toilet it can clean my throat”
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    • Ive been off coke for a while. I miss not being rusty
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    • phosphoric acid will take away rust just like the citric acid in lemonade
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    • Funny *takes another sip of coke*
      Leo1355 12 jul
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    • Actually... your blood is Red because of oxidized iron so "Technically" it is rusty
      zerosober 13 jul
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    • Y’all are making comparisons to water and acidic fruits and I see your point that everything is bad in excess, but an excess of soda is a lot less than an excess of pineapple, and most people drink soda a lot more often than pineapple juice.
      Ehsper 14 jul
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    • If we didn't have rust in our blood we would die
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    • Diet coke and most other diet sodas have formaldehyde in them. That's the shit that's goes in dead bodies to keep them decomposing.
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    • Coca-Cola energy probably cleans your clock too real talk
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    • I rarely drink sodas anymore. Maybe only at parties and sometimes restaurants. Too sweet tbh
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    • Fun fact, digesting food hurts like a son of a bitch, and the acid in our stomach does hurt, but the brain ignores the pain, and our stomach lining repairs itself super fast. Now you know.
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    • Iron and oxygen are in yout blood, and in rust. That's why they're both red. You full of rust nibba
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    • They have a point. Not a good one. But a point
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    • Does anyone have the great fame feature from a few days ago I can’t find it
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    • Just drink coke if you get tetanus
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    • Vinegar does the same thing and people use it to cook all the time. Same with citrus foods its the acidity.
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    • You gotta do that otherwise the iron you get from meats and stuff will rust and not be effective.
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    • I have often wondered if water erodes things better than any liquid and salt causes things to rust...is it possible that water erosion is what kils us?
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    • Good thing i'm not made of either
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    • It’s pop not SoDa
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    • No cap I step on rusty stuff all the time and never got tentnis
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    • Coke is just a form of tetanus medication
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    • Damn... If you swallow several gallons of vinegar, that's not good... Guess I'm never ingesting it again
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    • Sharks are as smooth as can be
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    • I mean he's not wrong
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    • i was going to laugh but i funny said i was crazy so i cannot post 5 laugh emojis. but just know i laughed 5 times. good meme. 8/10
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    • The acid in your stomach can dissolve metal. Imagine what its doing to your body
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    • My dad uses to say preservatives in food were preserving his health.
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    • All that iron in your body creating rust
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    • Pepsi gang
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    • Logan should have Drank more coke
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    • Isn't Bloor red because of iron oxide in the hemoglobins tho?
      Xanthirus 15 jul
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    • Hydrochloric acid can dissolve metal and etch glass imagine what it's doing in your stomach. Fucking stupid bullshit.
      maceace 15 jul
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    • What if Coca Cola is ridding our bodies of heavy metals ? Hmmmmmmmm
      Eikah 15 jul
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    • These features are garbage
      da_cheese 15 jul
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    • He's not wrong
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    • And water causes rust. Your point?
      Vexati0n 15 jul
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    • I don't drink soda because it's unhealthy but that doesn't mean other people shouldnt, live your life the way you want
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    • Coke sucks and you can't change my mind
      billisded 14 jul
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    • correct me if im wrong but isnt iron red/orange when oxidized (thats rust)? also isnt blood red? (pls dont shit on me for this this comment was made in under 30 seconds with no background checks)
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    • Agirhs ( simaler comment)
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    • It makes me feel invincible
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    • Its clearing the sludge from my veind
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    • Actually, phosphoric acid is known to cause calcium to break down causing teeth enamel to wear out and make bones brittle.
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    • don’t like lemons and oranges do that too or am i trippin
      visine 14 jul
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    • This is why Pepsi is superior
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    • Cole is my favorite soda ride with cream soda and root beer after Sierra Mist
      daadd 14 jul
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    • That’s basically an antivaxxer argument. “My sons been holding onto these crystals for years and still no small pox so idk where you get your facts from”
      Kontract 14 jul
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    • Air causes iron to rust, imagine what it's doing to your body after breathing it 24/7!
      Ubernobu 14 jul
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    • Hey morons! It isn’t just coke. It’s literally anything carbonated. Same with cleaning fryers, the carbonation breaks down the crud that gets built up, Coke has nothing to do with it lol
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    • Your blood is full of rust
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    • Your blood needs its rust
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    • Cleaning my body duh
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    • I really love the one where they just boiled down coke until it was sludge and burnt sugar, like it was supposed to mean something
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    • They complain coca cola is bad yet they go hard on saturday nights drinking tequila and puking their guts out the next morning yeah worry about coca cola
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    • Thats it. That's what these mask whiners sound like.
      Saldarius 14 jul
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    • I mean oxygen causes rust to
      zinkk 14 jul
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    • Oxygen creates rust imagine what it can do to your body!
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    • It’s not easy bein cheesy
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    • Coke is def one of the healthier sodas on the market tbh ig idk jk
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    • Rust is the reason our blood is red... Iron holds on to oxigen which is how it gets around our bodies. Iron oxide=rust
      MacDaddyB 14 jul
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