• You told us that you
didn't like disposable
plastic drinking straws.
We listened.
From 2020, all of
our straws will be
made of 100% cum
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    • Alright, see you guys later I’m gonna go apply for a job at the McDonald’s straw factory.
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    • Oh dam I'm loving it
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    • Bring back orange Hi-C
      tandwmang 16 jan
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    • Jimmy got hired.
      OmegaUNTD 16 jan
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    • Finally some good fucking food.
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    • snorty 16 jan
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    • Paper straws are retarded.
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    • Guys it is true, I am the cum
      Duracell 16 jan
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    • Number 15 McDonald’s Cum Straws
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    • I used the cum to drink the cum
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    • That's why the Sprite be hitting different
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    • Source: i'm their cum machine
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    • I hope it's from a jew
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    • Now I see why Turtles are choking on them
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    • Me with my cum straw
      UIShaggy 17 jan
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    • For real fuck the new paper straws they have. I'd rather have a sippy-cup style top for the cups than those fucking things. Feels like sucking on a piece of paper.
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    • Um... what idiot told McDonald's they didn't like plastic drinking straws???
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    • Whenever they put all the attention on plastic straws to distract the populus from more important pollutants such as glitter, cigarettes, plastic and glass bottles, plastic silverware, air pollutants that turn into water pollutants, etc.
      Kinematic 16 jan
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    • " you son of a bitch I'm in"
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    • Finally
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    • 😎 cum time
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    • I like the fact that McDonald’s went from paper cups then people got mad, then went from that to plastic cups just to spite them people
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    • It's 100% brown seaweed if anyone was curious
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    • as they should be.
      japaj 16 jan
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    • this would have cost you $0 not to say
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    • Cum is yum
      Squatchz 16 jan
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    • Paper straws make my mouth feel weird.
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    • How is this a feature
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    • Stolen from iFurnyAds
      I_FILTH_I 16 jan
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    • Tangy
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    • U know ur a hoe if you use these straws and you instantly know whose cum it belongs to just by the taste of it
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    • Thanks Obama
      ThatsNORM 16 jan
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    • Libs would be Lovin’ It a lot more if it were
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    • EPiC WiN!!!
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    • I only take fish semen pills
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    • I thought McDonalds was finally gonna do something. Then I realized they dont give two shits
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    • Damn McDonald's better send me a check for 27 years worth lol
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    • Fuck the turtles i hate paper straws
      Latikin 16 jan
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    • Oh my god, yes!
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    • TRUMP 2020!
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    • CUM STRAW CUM STRAW
      Tri_Volt 16 jan
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    • Attikasu 18 jan
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    • Can we all agree the worst ads are those that say stupid shit like this...you asked ...we listened ...
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    • Hah
      ECHO5ECHO 17 jan
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    • Simple...just use thicker plastic reusable straws...i bring my own
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    • yesterday I ate McDonald’s and the straw was sticky and now I’m seeing this and thinking it may be try
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    • Finally
      Urbanxx 16 jan
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    • Damn, just got my job as the 5th dlc fighter
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    • Oh goody
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    • Fucking finally
      g0d0rt 16 jan
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    • What about the lif
      lezzoots 16 jan
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    • I havent been to Macdonalds in over 2 years
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    • Just don't use straws
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    • Finally.
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    • McDonald’s sprite gonna murder somebody
      Sasageyo 16 jan
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    • Wouldn’t that make the drink taste salty?
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    • YES BRO
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    • Hello professional cum supplier here! My card! *pulls out smelly card*
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    • My lower left abdomen hurts and when I masturbate I feel like a painful tingle go from my testical to the lower left spot, google didn’t have anything so I decided to ask here
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    • I work for McDonald’s as a employee,this is actually happening
      aressky 16 jan
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    • Lamp 16 jan
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    • Who said it was human cum?
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    • Finally
      Supreme1 19 jan
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    • Still better then paper straws
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    • And just like that, I’m a McDonald’s customer
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    • Ill drink to that
      NotKaneki 19 jan
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    • Stop with this plastic straw shot. If you replace them do metal then. I’m not trying to have a soggy straw fall apart in my mouth. There I’ll be the selfish prick and say it.
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    • Still wont eat your crap
      bustahoe 19 jan
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    • Finally
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    • And all women over 200lbs should be sent to the zoo to play with the other elephants
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    • Magnovv 19 jan
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    • Mmm
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    • Oh... Good...
      Malevolor 19 jan
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    • Nice I'm order extra straws now
      kewiski 19 jan
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    • Cool
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    • ...I'm listening...
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    • Cheers, I’ll drink to that
      B3RMUD4 19 jan
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    • I’m listening😏😏😏
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    • Even funnier when I had a mcd straw in my mouth when I read this
      gbaby5 19 jan
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    • I’m listening
      Anthonyy_ 19 jan
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    • ...Neat.
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    • Great now I can't go there because gay
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    • Thank god
      Polamalu 18 jan
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    • What does the real ad say
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    • Fuck yea
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    • I'm done
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    • Uh I actually have a nut allergy and would like an alternative option
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    • Why is 20 circled
      Gavman96 18 jan
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