• rishi!
@rishipuff
i feel so bad when overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man I really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride
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    • Old person behind you like
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    • Aint nothing gonna break my stride
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    • I just say "good day" to them and keep walking lmao. It's like the "gg" of irl
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    • The future is now Old man. GGEZ
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    • Took him straight to Gapplebee's
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    • Future is now old man
      Boat_Man 5 sep
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    • I remember speedwalking a hike and I passed a couple walking and they said "wow he's goin fast" or something and I felt really bad
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    • It’s the opposite when driving
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    • Survival of the fittest
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    • I like ya cut g *wack*
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    • not me i be like get the fuck out of the way you old bitch and then i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance i fortnite dance
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    • Or the gaggle of teachers slowly walking down the hall that make you late for class then have the nerve to write you up for being late.
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    • Pshhh one day its gonna happen to you just you wait.
      Sagic 6 sep
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    • Slyr 5 sep
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    • i was at walmart an this old dude sped up to pass me in his scooter cart after i passed him in an aisle
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    • I just undertake them
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    • Except for when its a fat person. Then im rubbing it in their face
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    • So here is the thing I am 45. You can pass me cause I chose to walk slower cause in the end you really got nowhere just used more energy. So throughout the day you using more than me so I can last longer. I win.
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    • Don’t feel bad. Old people are 8 times out of 10 the most selfish, unobservant, disrespectful, and just plain unpleasant kind of people there are. Right next to toddlers. The only difference is old people get away with it because of “respect your elders”. I’ll respect them once they respect youths.
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    • What goes up must come down
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    • Jewel 5 sep
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    • I overtake a lot of people on the sidewalk. Fuck your slow ass taking baby steps at a pace slower than a turtle's.
      Cumpoop 5 sep
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    • Boomers be like
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    • You are obviously not from New York
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    • Have you ever been behind an old asshole where everytime you go to overtake them they walk in front of you. Like God I can't help if I'm young and have long legs
      AppleAss 8 sep
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    • I’ve had people legit get mad when I pass them because they’re going too slow lol
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    • Dude same , I work in a bunch of assisted living environments and I feel like a dick passing them in the halls.
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    • What really hurts is when my ultra young tight ass gets passed by an old guy
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    • Don’t worry some young lad will pass you one day to
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    • and then you walk as fast as you can
      nluko 7 sep
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    • Haha for real
      Dolemite 7 sep
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    • I hate when they walk where you can't get by without pulling some juke move to slide sideways past the.
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    • Walking passed a person in a wheelchair guilt trips me
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    • I hate when people say overtake instead of pass
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    • Your assuming its a flex. Patience is a virtue.
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    • People who speed up when you try to pass them are actual fucking pussies
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    • Or there's some old guy using a walker/wheelchair and I pass them on my bike
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    • Feel like that with fat people, sorry for the flex of taking good care of myself
      lanelane 7 sep
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    • I’m really scared about aging can someone give me advice
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    • I don't care because %70 of the time they're rude and walk in the middle
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    • Sometimes older people enjoy taking things slow
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    • Austeen 7 sep
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    • I do this at Walmart tho
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    • Yep that's funny. When get old .carma
      Vivian80 6 sep
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    • Then they get in their rolls Royce with their large homes and retirement plans and flex on you by having ruined the economy
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    • Ain’t no old person gonna break my stride; ain’t no old person gonna slow me down. I’ve got to keep on going
      Rob1994 6 sep
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    • I lost the ability to do that ever since I fucked my ankle up, I miss it, lol
      U4IUM 6 sep
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    • Fuck them slow ass old people git fast or stay off the fucking streets
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    • I'm sure the old are happy to see strong and capable youth.
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    • Fuck them old people
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    • Start lapping them to establish alpha
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    • I think that everyday in the nursing home I work in
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    • I am... speed 😎
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    • Same, tho
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    • Kanye_ 6 sep
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    • Nah they are flexing on you with their retirement walking with the stride of a person with nowhere to be and nothing to do
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    • I don't. Move over grandpa, i got places to be.
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    • One day the tables will turn and a hoodlum will pass you on the sidewalk as you have done to me
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    • On your left!
      dawgit77 6 sep
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    • Not me. They’re not gonna feel bad when Social Security dries up in a few years
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    • Or go up/down stairs fast
      Erm2001 6 sep
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    • I walk slow af
      Creampi 6 sep
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    • One day you'll be the old person
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    • That old man probably would've kicked your ass if he was 20 again
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    • Mood
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    • The older person wants you to pass. It makes him/her feel worse for slowing you down.
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    • Just say on ur left
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    • I drive 2012 Camaro nothing real special other than it being a Camaro and old people will either love my car or hate on me when I’m driving
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    • I actually think about this a lot
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    • I work in a care facility/retirement home and have this issue daily
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    • I hate when 1 person blocks the hallway with their slow ass walking while texting. Get out of the God damn way.
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    • I dont even a little
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    • dude i feel so bad when i’m stuck behind someone walking REALLY slow but idk if i should just walk by or just walk behind them but if i walk behind them i feel like they’d think i’m following them but i also don’t want to make them think i’m rude for passing them wow i overthink things sometimes
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    • Lift them and take them with you
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    • I don't. Get outta my way ya slow ass boomer fuck, I'm walking hea
      Wreckage 6 sep
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    • I imagine that they've done or thought the same when they were youthful, so they might know/remember know what it is/was like
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    • I sweep the lag and tell them to "pick up the pace, bingo night!"
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    • Opposite when driving tho. It’s move it or lose it, bitches.
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    • I live in a house with old ladies and my mom always tells me to hide my period pads n shit. Like okay grandma, sorry you cant have your youth back. I shouldnt have to pretend I dont have youth 👀🙄
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    • same
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    • I feel bad about doing it, but not bad enough to avoid doing it
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    • might guy wrote this
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    • Same. But I got shit to do get your old ass out the way and stay in the right side
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    • hey i’m one of those 476k likes
      Wetbakk 6 sep
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    • I will walk behind the old person just cause I feel bad lmao
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    • Was walking to work the other day and had to pass an old dude with crutches who proceeded to ask for a dollar. Gave him a 10 because it felt awkward
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    • I was running late for class one morning and I had to borderline jog because it was in the farthest building. About 2/3 of the way there, I had to decide if I was going to pass a girl in a wheelchair or be late. I'm not proud but that prof already hated me.
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    • One day when you are old a young person will do the same to you, circle of life. Enjoy youth
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    • Me passing a fart can civic to make myself feel fast
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    • 'Bouta put my youthful foot up your ass
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    • I read that people who walk fast are reported to be less happy , more depressed. I'm a fast walker
      22Lola 6 sep
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    • I did that but on a bike past someone on a wheelchair
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    • Glad I'm not the only one
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    • when the girls at my school talk shit i use the full length of my leg and foot to max reach and i speed it up a little, a few halls down and bitchs lost me
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    • It'll hit you too some day
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