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    • Ron was his crackhead neighbor's son and Hermione was his wet dream perfect girl
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    • *external screaming*
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    • Don't tempt JK Rowling she's already doing enough stupid shit as it is
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    • Jk Rowling: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
      Anekoh 13 aug
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    • There's an actual theory you can watch on YouTube that messes with this idea. It basically says that Harry was abused SO much by the Dursleys that he actually suffered from mental health issues. The abuse caused him to make up his own imaginary friends (Hermione and Ron) and think of Mrs. Weasley as
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    • The staircase is gay- JK Rowling
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    • doikme 16 aug
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    • dont let jk rowling hear you say that
      JWA115 13 aug
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    • SHUTUP! JK Rowling might make this fan theory cannon because she changes her shit all the time.
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    • According to JK Rowling, that staircase is now gay
      Gollito 12 aug
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    • sk8jake11 12 aug
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    • Yeah but everyone knows “and it was all a dream” is the worst way to end anything ever
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    • The "it was all a dream" twist is so fucking played out and boring that it would garner a collective sigh from everyone.
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    • This meme almost depicts what I would feel
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    • vlasim 12 aug
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    • I prefer: *harry wakes up in hospital* doc: “dude, you’ve been in a coma for like 8yrs.” Harry: ... wha-“ doc: “ya, you ran full speed into a brick wall”
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    • This is an actual theory and JK Rowling said it was her favorite lol
      Spongeman 18 aug
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    • somdud3 13 aug
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    • Well the true ending is, he wakes up after a four year coma after sustaining an injury to his frontal lobe, running into a brick wall.
      GR3YSON 12 aug
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    • After such a long and nefarious journey battling voldermort and defending his true home. Harry shuts his eyes and rest on the schools train and in that darkness of his mind he heard a calm yet sadden voice say "it's time to shut it off, Mr. Dumbledore, your son can't go on any longer"
      adriuwoke 12 aug
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    • "Harry! Welcome back! You've been in a coma for nearly a decade! You sustained some pretty severe head trauma from running into a brick column at the train station. Why'd you go and do that?"
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    • This is called lazy writing and is one of the worst kinds of story writing.
      Fish77 12 aug
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    • Don’t give JK Rowling any ideas
      DvaMain 12 aug
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    • *Author writes a nice story about someone from humble beginnings getting happiness.* people on the internet: “I have a theory that happiness is a lie”
      jmacd 12 aug
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    • Harry wakes up in an insane asylum and has the same ending as shutter island
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    • Funny thing is, it wouldn’t even be Rowling’s most ridiculous retcon.
      Meko750 12 aug
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    • I have been a Potterhead all my life. I grew up with the books and have watched all the movies. I have even stayed in touch with stuff on Pottermore. I have a deep emotional connection with the story. If that’s how it ended, I would be even more depressed than I already am at the age of 22.
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    • I would love to live under the stairs honestly, like in the middle of the night just start blasting porn in your little corner
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    • That would be dumb and a waste. One of my favorite books was The Great Divorce by CS Lewis until the last few pages when he pulled that crap
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    • God don’t give jk Rowling any other ideas dumbeldore is already gay for Johnny depp
      logan4722 17 aug
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    • Careful dont give JK Rowling ideas
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    • If R.L Stine wrote Harry Potter
      mAcc 13 aug
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    • I did this one time in a creative writing class. My teacher gave me a bad grade on the paper, for a good reason. When you end a story with it was just a dream you completely invalidate any choices characters made or even whole characters themselves, because it was just a dream, so anything goes
      Yobo123o 13 aug
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    • Hogwarts was just an escape Harry thought of to cope with uncle vernon's drunken molesting
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    • You can apply to uhhhhhh literally any fucking movie or book ever
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    • At least J.K Rowling spared him from being pansexual or some shit.
      WalterLee 12 aug
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    • I fuckin hate dream theories because they’re so lazy and cheap. You can literally just say “And then protagonist woke up” to ANY STORY and it would make just as much sense. It’s not clever or endearing it’s just lazy theorycrafting.
      SmolTol 12 aug
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    • Instead we found out that they’re all gay and non binary 🙃
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    • "It was all a dream" cliché is the worst fucking most retarded stupid.
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    • What if Hagrid took Harry into a hut, then left, locking the door behind him. There were two other children tied up in the hut, a girl with frizzy hair, and a redhead... hagrid returns, drunk, and says “welcome to hog warts... my name is albums dumpledorf...”
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    • Then I respect Harry’s ability to recall his dreams. I could be having a wonderful dream for an eleven-hour sleep, but then wake up and only remember something to do with cornbread
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    • At least Dumbledore would be straight
      Freyr 12 aug
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    • “It was all a dream” is the worst twist of all time
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    • Throws book out window
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    • Don't give her any ideas you fucks
      vynlanis 12 aug
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    • "And he was gay" -JK Rowling
      G01d3n 12 aug
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    • Then Harry wakes up, to the sound of his cousin dudley shouting, “Wake up Harry! We’re going to the zoo!”
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    • Hahahahahahah that’s what he gets for being a bitch
      sabbat666 17 aug
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    • No, J.K. Rowlings would make Harry wake up next to his boyfriend at his gay uncle Vernon's house with his gay cousin Dudley living there also.
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    • I was abused as a kid and now that I'm grown up and living a happy life sometimes when I wake up I still panic because I think I'm still at home for a few seconds.
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    • Bruh it’s just the story of an abused child with an overactive imagination or schizophrenia
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    • Or better he wakes up in the hospital being told he was in a coma from running into a brick wall
      EaterOut 14 aug
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    • Jk Rowling would write, And then He woke up as a Transgender.
      MendSemes 13 aug
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    • "how fucked up would it be if you found out an entirely fictional book was fake"
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    • It was all a huge concussion dream from getting beat by the dad
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    • Penguins22
      But it doesn't because Harry Potter is a true story, and JK Rowling is just rita skeeter who told us all what happened.
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    • Don’t give JK Rowling any ideas to tweet out
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    • That ending would now make more sense given all the new retarded bullshit jk rowling has come up with.
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    • Sounds like an overused wattpad book ending
      CheapMeme 12 aug
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    • Tbh. Would've made the books/movies 10x better
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    • No that’s what it should’ve been, and then he walks to get the mail and sees a letter from hogwarts. That’d be sick
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    • It would be awesome because then the whole Harry Potter fandom could go take a shit somewhere
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    • You forgot to add, ", as uncle Vernon pulled out and left, yet again." Cause everyone is gay or black now, according to jkr
      hNoonnate 12 aug
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    • Middle school me ending a writing assignment: “AND IT WAS ALLL A DREAM”
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    • “as soon as voldemort has been defeated the rope suspending Hairy had given out and he was jarred back into reality as he opened his eyes gasping for breath and all he could see was his uncle angrily shouting at him”
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    • That’d be lame and bad writing
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    • J.k rowling: *frantic scribbling*
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    • ...Hey, you. You're finally awake.
      My2Cents 12 aug
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    • Or he wakes up to " oh you're finally awake"
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    • "And was gay and black all along"
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    • Then maybe it wouldn't have created a generation whose entire personality consists of "I read Harry Potter in middle school".
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    • What if he wakes up in a horse drawn cart and he hears “Ah. You’re awake”
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    • Knowing J.K now it'd be like "and he woke up under the stairs realizing that he identifies as a non binary homosexual. All he could think about was sucking dick."
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    • His room under the stairs would be $1,500 a month in San Francisco
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    • >Harry then writes a book series about his dream to then become a multimillionaire.
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    • That would be as bad as if the end of the walking dead was rick waking up from his coma and everything is fine
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    • You know what, fuck you for ever having that idea in the first place.
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    • Really fucked up considering the human mind can’t think of faces it’s never seen before
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    • The scar had not pained harry in 19 years. All was well. Than harry heard it. “Get up! Get up boy!” Harry potter re-awoke in the cupboard under the stairs.
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    • Then J K Rowling would be “...and Harry is gay.”
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    • Why are people reacting like this? I’d just be p*ssed because the “and it was all a dream...” ending is just super lazy writing.
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    • JK Rowling: oh wait! That's actually how it ends! I just didn't write it
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    • Tony Stark wakes up in a cave at the end of endgame after suffering a concussion from a blast.
      Cainman 12 aug
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    • He hung himself that morning
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    • And Voldemort is the local child Predator
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    • That would be the single most heartbreaking sentence in literary exsistance.
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    • theres actually a theory that harry goes insane under the staircase and Hogwarts is just how his mind tries to cope. the broken arm at the quittich game? abuse from his uncle. Lord Voldemort is the uncle and bellatrix is his aunt
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    • No I got something better. For the entire time the series lasted, Harry was in a coma for running face first into a wall
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    • “Turns out, it was all a dream” is the most lame ending.
      _yee 12 aug
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    • Guys I was born on my birthday! Whats the chance of that?! I am so lucky!
      Sean0401 12 aug
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    • harry wakes up in the hospital after running head first into a brick wall. he was in a coma for 8 years
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    • Dude that would literally fucking ruin everything
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    • I hate when books do that. It's such a fucking lazy ending that basically explains everything, plot holes and all by saying this bitch was dreaming
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    • Hey can we all just agree to one thing, there was some weird ass magic in the love that Harry had for Ginny, like never thought about her in anyway but as a little sister then bam in the half blood prince he just randomly wants to fuck her
      Faxk 12 aug
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    • Harry would be changed enough as a person to be able to change his own situation for the better
      tsawsum 12 aug
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    • Wouldn't change the content of the story, imo. Like, it's all fiction anyways
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    • “Harry decided he’d never take a whole sheet of LSD again”
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