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    • The real question is who the FUCK looks at a picture of some crystal and their first thought is “damn, that’s how my shit feels”
      _Tyr_ 2 aug
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    • And you can't wipe after, you gotta dab it, because wiping feels like you're dragging glass across your B-hole.
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    • So who else will admit to sniffing the toilet paper when you poop. Cmon. We all do it.
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    • Fuck kidney stones, we shitting kidney bricks
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    • When the ass hairs get tangled and it comes out like a cheese grater
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    • And then it’s more like a pea sized turd
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    • Y'all need more fiber if pain or blood are coming out.
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    • So a nurse friend of mine says that it’s actually where the poop is too big and it tears your asshole and that’s why it hurts and sometimes there’s blood
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    • That's lack toes in taller ants
      iFappy 2 aug
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    • I have shit out a crystal formation before... but truth be told, I put it up there to begin with
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    • Or
      CRS6132 2 aug
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    • Pinecone shits
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    • SCP-409
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    • Nah, but you should see a doctor because you clearly have crystal mines coming out yo bootyhole.
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    • Anal fissures....so yes, every time
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    • Just now actually yeah
      BigZyeah 2 aug
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    • I fuckin hate when I shit out nails and minerals
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    • When I find out it's one of those shits I cry a little
      MrYata 2 aug
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    • I have an anal fissure so it feels like that every time then hurts for 10 hours after
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    • Some of yall have never made a meal of a full can of almonds and it shows
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    • i just took one that felt like that
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    • Pretty sure that means you have hemorrhoids.
      Kain1202 2 aug
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    • I’m begging you to see a doctor
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    • I wonder if sometimes its because the tip of the turd dried and its slicing you when you shove it out
      bombabo 2 aug
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    • Maybe try eating more vegetables???
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    • I call it a crispy shit
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    • I couldn’t never really put it into words, but no there is an image!!!
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    • See a doctor!
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    • Yeah
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    • Aye I’m taking a shit rn and this was the first one that came up Lmaoooo
      BLAH99 3 aug
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    • Means that you have anal fissures.
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    • Relatable comment
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    • These are the moments that I regret not having a bidet
      Patrox 2 aug
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    • Pretty sure it's hair being pulled out
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    • No! WTf
      Erosip 2 aug
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    • You need to drink more water then, retard.
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    • That’s why you got to give the dildo a break now and then
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    • Yep
      weeboy2 2 aug
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    • Everyday ...
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    • Yes
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    • When i eat sunflower seeds, i eat the whole seed shell and all, you get these for a few days after
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    • Please go see a doctor
      oldman81 3 aug
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    • Buttholes deserve more credit
      Lancer 3 aug
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    • Yep, it’s happening right now
      bbody 3 aug
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    • Those the ones I try to push out really quick, and but squeeze off half way because it hurts.
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    • Um no
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    • Sometimes the poop hurts 😔
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    • No. But
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    • Or have a shit so big it tears your asshole
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    • No
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    • I've busted a nut during a poo yes
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    • The hell you eating
      tagfever 3 aug
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    • Eat a bag of sunflower with the shell and prepare for pain bucko
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    • Nope
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    • Someone told me it was hemorrhoids
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    • Yes
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    • That's hemroids however you spell that shit
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    • Only after I eat a crystal
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    • Doing that rn
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    • Nope
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    • Comes out a tiny pebble tho
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    • Only when I eat glass
      poopsack 2 aug
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    • When your shit is bigger than your asshole
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    • I need to get more diluted thermia.... anyone?
      Laz3rGuy 2 aug
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    • Then it just be a pebble that plops out
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    • No.
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    • Peanuts
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    • I must be the only one missing out
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    • Don't take some any opiates.
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    • Right.........now. yes.
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    • No I haven’t
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    • Nigga shittin thermia
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    • Carnivore keto diet
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    • out of my third eye as i astral project straight to hell, yes
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    • I remember my most vivid memory and only memory from preschool was going into the bathroom and seeing a 14 inch long shit that looked like a spiked-baseball bat from a video game and just being so awestruck by it that I left the bathroom and retain the memory to this day.
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    • “Might take a minute boys, this ones a fighter”
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    • More water and fiber
      jewcap 4 aug
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    • I wonder what the Steven Universe gemsona of a kidney stone would look like. 🤔
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    • I always think of corn tortilla chips.
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    • Yes
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    • yeah and it’s one of those tiny little pebbles
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    • Yes
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    • Need more fiber and water in your diet
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    • Right Now
      Milam_J 3 aug
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    • Probably cuz you ripped your asshole, opening several small tears due to a massive turd that built up cuz you didn't eat JUST enough fiber the day before. Now, you're technically rubbing Dookie into your bloodstream the more you push Satan's meteor out.
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    • Drink more water
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    • As I’m typing this comment I’m shitting a fucking pointy crystal out of my ass
      Alemay 3 aug
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    • I POST DUMP TRUCKS
      Hawse 3 aug
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    • Literally rn
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    • Not my ass but my pee hole yes
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    • Just happened
      JOEKER_ 3 aug
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    • Bruh my ass is literally trickling out liquid shit right now send help
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    • People use this app while pooping so it makes sense why they will think of this
      Barbaric 3 aug
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    • And then you look and it's just a few pelets
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    • Me after sunflower seeds
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    • Treat yourself better...eat fruits and vegetables.
      mecwar 3 aug
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    • U've got hemeroids
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    • Anyone else enjoy like really big solid turds that are hard to get out? Like, once it finally gets out of your little butthole, the relief is off the charts.... Anyone?
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    • No I don’t shit meth
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    • IBD Gang wya??🤣
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    • Right now
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