• Why alien abductions
A
It’s 9 pm, and you' re just
now telling me you need
a human for school
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    • Beam me up scotty fuck this planet
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    • agginI
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    • Me being abducted
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    • hotnugget 28 may
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    • I love how this implies that humans are used for alien elementary school projects
      ogGL 29 may
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    • What’s really funny about it is that they are on earth time
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    • Nice one Karen! I'll definitely be showing this to Timothy and Andrew when I pick them up from soccer practice!
      Ptero93 28 may
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    • Me when I see this meme
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    • Probe me daddy😫🍆🤷‍♂️💕
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    • Extraterrestrial disclosure by major world governments will happen during 2020. ETs exist and major world govs knows it. The us gov is sitting near free energy technology and bought off the patent years ago. The universe is teaming with life and there is evidence out there to support it.
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    • Nword321 28 may
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    • Love how the aliens are using Earth's time system
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    • To quote hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy "rich alien kids would come down to earth land in front of some random person tell them something and then fly away."
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    • A strong theory about abductions is your remembering birth. The common "grey alien, with bulbous black eyes" if you look at a blurred image of a doctor with black glasses and a face mask, it looks pretty similar. When in REM sleep your brain dumps endogenous DMT and it is commonly accepted that you
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    • I feel like kids who end up asking their parents stuff way too late because they didn't know how to are probably abused in some way
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    • no aliens just live in different time zones
      DannyKars 29 may
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    • Who else had this problem because they were either scared of their parents or just didn’t know the right time to do this and ended up taking the F?
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    • Bold of you to assume aliens are on the same time spectrum as earth
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    • Good thing the caption pointed out the pun so that I didnt have to actually think.
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    • Good one Susan! Me and the kids had a good laugh 😂. See you at church on Sunday! (By the way Hunter did a great job at the soccer game this Wednesday!)
      GoodBoys 28 may
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    • Mr_BicBoi 28 may
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    • Damn it really do b like that sometimes
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    • Shut up boomer
      Brird 1 jun
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    • But isn’t it always night in space?
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    • NASA MADE A YOUTUBE VIDEO IN WHICH THEY STATE THAT WE WILL BE LIVING ON THE MOON BY 2024
      CoolT63 28 may
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    • I actually found this funny:'(
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    • "Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." Arthur C. Clarke
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    • I'm not sure aliens exist but I really hope they do.
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    • Okay okay I’m pretty sure aliens don’t go off of post meridiem (pm) time
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    • You know, if aliens have come to Earth, realistically after a few centuries of abductions, they would eventually figure out how to make a human farm, meaning there would be humans out there completely isolated and living as livestock.
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    • Anytime my teachers assigned a project that required me to go out and waste my money to buy materials I'd tell them to go ahead and give me a zero
      CatOrgy 28 may
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    • Great one Cheryl, made me laugh (or lol as the kids say), I’ll be sure to show David at the next Soccer game. I think Karen is supposed to bring the orange slices so you don’t have to worry.
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    • I’m so fucking WOKE
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    • Yeah than get your ass proved
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    • Just proves kids are the same the universe over.
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    • Fuck this earth shit. Pick me up when you can
      lilformer 28 may
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    • Fuck all y’all this gave me a good chuckle
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    • This gives me anxiety bc i got my ass beat for pulling this shit on my parents
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    • Champagin 28 may
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    • This was literally in r/boomerhumor
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    • 9pm in space that sounds right
      BirdG 28 may
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    • um, I'm an atheist, aliens don't exist
      onion2187 28 may
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    • Since we expect aliens to be technologically advanced, how do we know there aren't any PRIMITIVE Aliens out there who hunt and gather like for example the Ewoks (star wars) and the Navi (Avatar)? Like space Civilization vs space Primalization? 😅
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    • My dumb ass thought it said "abortions"
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    • But they could go to earth during daytime and nighttime anytime. The earth isn't a constant daytime or nighttime all over.
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    • But mooooooom
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    • Okay but think about it, why is this our interpretation of aliens?
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    • I always did it because I was scared to ask and always thought they would be mad at me for needing stuff.
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    • When your so ugly not even an alien will probe your ass at night
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    • Bruh
      Squeakers 31 may
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    • Because aliens are vampires and that explains why we can’t see them on telescopes
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    • Show and tell
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    • Wow... that’s a really terrible joke.
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    • If my kid does this to me I will send them across the room with my fist
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    • Wake me up
      Nosferatu 28 may
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    • Dude there is sunlight here till 11pm
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    • Why we need better memes
      korosloth 28 may
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    • HaHa FuNnY mEmE
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    • Thankful Facebook, very cool
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    • How about a nice fat cow instead
      Promises 28 may
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    • Get me off of this planet.
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    • I volunteer as tribute
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    • I dont want to live on this planet anymore...
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    • This is what happens when you complain about money in front of your kids and you’re always yelling at them
      imBought 28 may
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    • You forgot the funny
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      Liefien 28 may
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    • So they usually abduct us during the day?
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    • Wouldn't they have a different time system since they're on another planet that assumingly doesn't travel around the sun (their sun?) at the exact same speed as Earth
      corvid 28 may
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    • So I guess aliens keep time according to earth’s rotation too
      jmacd 28 may
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    • shut the fuck up boomer
      Four0Four 28 may
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    • I told you yesterday about it tho
      Mattooee 28 may
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    • JARBARIAN 28 may
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    • I don’t know, maybe because it’s dark?
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    • Boomer humor
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    • Who the fuck is on feature team?
      Kermanguy 28 may
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    • Nah, it's because aliens like to fuck with species that nobody's contacted and no one will believe them when there's nobody else around.
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    • PorkSword 28 may
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    • Seems like the right age to teach them how to probe
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    • My mom would whooped me
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    • Ragnell 28 may
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    • haha remember when we got probed as a kid? i swear we all have the same childhood.
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      MNBoy0331 28 may
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    • They only happen at night cuz that’s when I’m awake
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    • Hah thanks for sharing this with me Karen. Saw this after dropping Chad and Kyle at soccer practice. Is this what they call a "meme?" As the kids would say, that is "low key" hilarious.
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    • At night, filmed with a potato usually seen to be interested in a remote blade of grass.
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    • Get that hick down there, he’ll do
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    • Wow facebook is really funny! LOL am I right Karen?
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