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    • As a Texan we’re actually born with guns
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    • Parents: "But you're young." Texas Baby:
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    • As Texan, can confirm.
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    • HOLY SHIT? A KI LLE R BEAN FEATURE?!
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    • No we’re born with them in our hands
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    • Your issued a 22 when you turn 3 here in texas
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    • Bruh you don't think we already got a rifle rack in the womb?
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    • 1911 or glock sir?
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    • When a Texas child has to kiII their parents to take their place as head of the household
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    • California babies right before they’re born: “uh, my abortion please”
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    • Muh whataburger please
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    • Conspiracies make me moister than an oyster
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    • Why does ifunny feature such ifunny reaction memes
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    • Texas gang
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    • Better than Cali babies who get fucking murdered in the womb
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    • Vagan kinda thicc tho 😳
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    • Nah, they're given a starter flesh gun that grows in their hand until they can get a real metal gun
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    • I'm thinking about going to Law school in Texas but a lot of people have been discouraging me. All stereotypes aside, is Texas a nice place to live?
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    • Black babies too
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    • I came flying out with carpet burn and an M16
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    • Rip my man Vagan 😔🙏
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    • I live in Texas, and I just go along with it when people in other states ask me dumb shit about Texas. A lot of people think I ride to school on a horse and have a large farm now.
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    • Lol exaggerate much? I didn’t even get my first gun til I was 6
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    • I wish.
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    • I just lost the game
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    • born and raised in texas, can confirm
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    • Niggas from Texas really think they’re the only ones with guns.
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    • K I L L E R B E A N
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    • Here you go
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    • content not available more
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    • That’s a fact. We give em a lil 38 snub
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    • What show is this from???? Like seriously????
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    • Why always Texas, you forget Geotgia and Florida, any alabama
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    • Arizona has better gun laws than Texas
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    • What movie is this
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    • Literally me
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    • People really getting jealous cause they weren't born from Texas. We can't all be lucky enough to be Texan
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    • Texas sucks
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    • Same in Wyoming to man
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    • Yeass
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    • Can confirm. I got a .44 magnum
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    • no we get our lasso first, then our gun, sorry bud
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    • Honestly
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    • i’m a texan. im also mexican. that makes this even funnier.
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    • Is that a European
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    • I shot my first gun when I was six and got my own gun when I was 12 and got another one last year
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    • detroit*
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    • I was born but i wish i wasnt
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    • Bro what are these from
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    • Can confirm
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    • I’m Texas and don’t have a gun yet😢
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    • Texans: iM fRoM tExAs, I sWeAr iTs nOt a dIrtpiLe !
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    • But where’s my gun >:(
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    • I was born in Texas and I’m anti-gun lol
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    • Is that an M&M
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    • Can confirm
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    • They said I came out pre mature so they gave me two too be safe
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    • Yep
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    • Mega cringe
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    • First thing Texas babies do out the womb is look around and say "Alright alright alrighhht"
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    • What are these fucking things
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    • Any Texas babie is told of a tale in which they have a shotgun at their disposal strait out of the womb
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    • Let me put it in a language you can understand
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    • Actually I was handed a chicken fried steak
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    • "I was born, a six gun in my hand"
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    • I got my first gun on my 13th birthday then we had chicken fried steak for supper it was a nice birthday
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    • As texas I can confirm
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    • No that's just every American, unless they're raised by idioits that take our main defense away
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    • Can confirm.
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    • I was talking with a coworker about firearms to buy, and we were talking 5.56/.223 but the conversation ended on 9mm. Our coworker from Chicago pipes up like a fuckin know-it-all "you know semi-auto weapons are illegal right" I said "maybe in Chicago but we're in Texas" "nah they're class-A felony"
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    • About right
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    • Good
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    • Oh so were gonna make memes that mess with Texas now? Aight
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    • How dare you this is extremely insensitive we get two guns
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    • Y’all always say texas but they got strict ass laws. Idaho has the looses laws and the most gun owners by population. IDAHO GANG RISE UP. We aren’t just born with A gun, but we are born with 5
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    • Did you know... In Texas, you’re legally required to say, “don’t mess with Texas,” when you’re born.
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    • Just Texans accepting the very accurate generalization 😂😂
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    • No no no, we came out rootin, tootin, and a sh*otin.
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    • Bean*
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