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So apparently China is considering sending 200,000
ducks into Pakistan to help with the locust problem
they are having. We've reached the "send in the ducks"
level of 2020. Who even suspected there was such a
thing?
6 Tehrani Moghaddam's Head
Why does China have a strategic duck stockpile?
"Why don't we have a strategic duck stockpile?
e Mari Blair
Maric
RELEASE THE QUACKEN
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    • They also just passed oppressive tyrannical laws in Hong Kong that are resulting in countless arrests. Fuck the Chinese Government. Free Hong Kong. Free China.
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    • Then Pakistan will be put in a debt trap and used to invade india
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    • theres a duck gap and we're falling behind
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    • Can you imagine the force of 200,000 quacks??
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    • They also took Hong Kong and no one did anything about it cause we're freaking out about covid
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    • But then they will have a duck problem
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    • We have 200,000 ducks ready with a million more well on the way
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    • And after its done eat the ducks
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    • Bcuz we have a strategic bald eagle stockpile, and that’s to clear out the ducks in case of a duck overload
      Zeros 3 jul
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    • Oh great nothing could go wrong from adding a new species from china to another country
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    • I was ok till "Release the Quacken". Then I gigglesnorted up a lung.
      MaCass 3 jul
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    • And then hit Pakistan with another plague
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    • Is China helping Pakistan just to piss off India even more than they already have
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    • After fourteen years I left the sea, for a life upon a lake After all the storms I'd seen, I needed a good break I thought still waters would mean peace for me But that was a mistake For the place I chose was bedevilled by a giant evil drake A mallard of such malice, twice the size of any man
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    • You know damn well why they got duck surplus
      chopstew 3 jul
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    • When I first read it I thought they were releasing 200,000 drunks in and I got concerned for Pakistan
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    • Quacknorok
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    • For all the homies out there *mwuah*
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    • This. Is. Sewious.
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    • China do be bastards tho
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    • That's Quackers
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    • They’ve not gonna do it anymore the ducks wouldn’t survive well not enough water or something
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    • It's because China is the head supplier of L-cysteine a food additive for bread. Harvested from human hairs and duck feathers
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    • Is China solution to everything just “make a worse problem to take our minds off the first one.”?
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    • American generals start scrambling to amass a duck army
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    • Wewease da qwacken UwU
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    • Peace was never an option
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    • The Quackening
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    • A goddamn goldshaw farm reference. Never thought I'd see the day
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    • Weaponize the geese!
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    • Oh god, get ready for the third bird war
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    • We do it’s just a secret
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    • They eat duck like we eat chickens
      Fuckitup 3 jul
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    • Because they are a communists run country that controls any all aspects if life including agriculture, which includes ducks
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    • It's cause they have to keep a lot of "Duck" sauce in stock
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    • Dear god no, its the quackening
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    • The ducks flying in :
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    • China wants to be a the USA, helping the world out. They are a joke
      Rudolphe 3 jul
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    • pakistan is also taking in an unbelievable amount of chinese travelers which has helped spread the corona virus immensely
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    • Yum yum. Chinese turkey.
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    • Ducks are also a delicacy
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    • We just like cancer causing chemicals instead of nature.
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    • Because that's what they eat
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    • Same reason the Obama administration used all the masks but then didn’t refill them and the Trump administration didn’t fill them either and now we have a problem
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    • Peace was never an option for the locusts
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    • Thank you all caps caption, very retarded 😎
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    • That’s adorable, I have ducks I know they would do pretty good
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    • The only thing we have a strategic stockpile of is 5.56 and ballistic missiles
      Zero902 5 jul
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    • They should send a few exploding ducks to the US today coz they need firequackers
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    • china you don’t have any ducks you fried them all
      DukiNuki 5 jul
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    • What about the Uyghurs muslims and honk Kong?
      BidetMan 5 jul
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    • Stay strapped or get quacked
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    • Duck meat is as common as chicken out there. Thats why they have lots of ducks.
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    • We do... it's a secret.. that's why you don't know.
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    • Don’t be fooled. The ducks are elite, trained warriors and will use Pakistan as a staging ground for an India invasion
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    • "RELEASE THE BABY!"!!
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    • Release the quacken made me think of Gold Shaw farm
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    • Won't all the ducks die? Because its like a fucking baron wasteland
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    • Who said we don't?
      HCC2012 4 jul
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    • How do you think they make duck sauce
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    • Apocalypse bingo for duck hoard. Check
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    • China eats a lot of duck...so it’s not shocking that they can send 1% of their duck livestock to Pakistan
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    • Duck swarms from the country to also introduce bird flu....... ironic
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    • Probably cause they eat them so I’m reality they’re just sending them a portion of they’re food
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    • In California there are firefighter goats
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    • For the first time since autocorrect people will mean to say “duck off”
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    • Why’s everyone talking about Hong Kong obviously the situation has been long resolved in a positive way since we haven’t heard anything about it
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    • It’s actually a common thing to lend other countries animals to help with problems. Michigan gets extra wolves from near by to help with the deer population and other animals
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    • Well China probably has a duck storage because their historical problems with locusts and uh y'know, sparrows not being a factor anymore.
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    • I don't want China releaseing anything anywhere anymore, honestly
      Forsion 4 jul
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    • Horrible idea
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    • After the whole sparrow incident in '58, China knows not to underestimate the importance of birds eating insects.
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    • Just eat the fucking locust there like 90% protein
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    • Why does every Chinese solution to natural disasters revolve around irreparably fucking the ecosystem
      Sprunge 4 jul
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    • RELEASE THE QUACKEN.
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    • China eats ducks and sells ducks as easy as we go to the grocery store and pick up some milk
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    • We would have but the president decided to build an anti duck for instead
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    • How about China pay the USA compensation for crippling our economy and giving us all access to COVID-19? But they won’t because they’re all Commies
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    • Reminder that the U.S. Government is attempting to end end-to-end encryption online.
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    • Quackin crazy Jimbo
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    • And if you say it out loud you sound like you have a speech impediment.
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    • I laughed a bit too much at this, i think.
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    • China disgusts
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    • We are going to start recruiting geese into the air force
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    • We've stolen and nabbed some of the best scientists in history,,,, we probably got some trickery up our sleeves if we're not already balls deep in stealing oil like usual.
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    • Wait but then the duck population will grow and become unstoppable
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    • “bloodthirsty little beasts. never trust a duck.” -will herondale (clockwork angel by cassandra clare) it’s one of my favorite lines lmao
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    • Weapons of quack destruction
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