• [9%] showerthoughtsofficial
You can probably tell which family member
is coming upstairs by their step pattern but
wouldn't be able to pick out your own
If my own footsteps were coming down the
hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger
problems on my hands...
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    • Nah my family is just like STAMP STOMP except my mom who could probably run on leaves and not make a sound. So it's either someone is coming or oh she's already here
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    • I specifically walk quietly, so I wouldn't hear footsteps anyway
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    • I can tell which family member it is because they usually swing open my door without knocking, stand there, then leave without closing it.
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    • False. I jump the stairs 2 at a time every time. It’s easy for me.
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    • I would know for sure because my ankles and knees pop with every step up the stairs. All these years of damage will stop me from being murdered by my clone
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    • I can always tell when someone is coming because I always hear a cue like a cough or something and then my hallway light gets turned on and I hear footsteps coming closer and then the door opens and yeah, but my parents close it so gg
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    • The only person who comes down to my room is my four year old sister and ik every time because the door is a bit stuck so she has a bit of trouble opening it and when she does she yells my name
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    • Still get anxiety from hearing the wrong steps
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    • 1000 likes = 1 push-up
      Bogfoor 11 jul
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • I dont kno how or why, but im just the quietest person. Not verbally, but w/ my movements. Like my dad will be in tge kitchen and i walk in there to get water, and he'll just turn around and get jump scared. Like, i thought he knew i was there.
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    • And then there are those silent fuckers
      Trwump 11 jul
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    • When I walk, the first thing that hits the floor is my heels so it sounds like there's a 150 lb man creeping to the kitchen at 3:00 am
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    • i can’t sense the footsteps of each member, but i recognized patterns when they get up in the middle of the night to identify the family member.
      itssryder 11 jul
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    • I jump on two stairs then jump down the last 4
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    • I know how everyone of my family members walk cause i use to stay up on black ops 2
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    • I’d fuck me
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    • Skinwalker type shit
      Bumberman 11 jul
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    • I hear mine all the time because of the ghosts behind me
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    • I count each step as I go down, there's 11 in total.
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    • I would know 100% because I walk a bit, run a bit and then just jump and stomp on the ground
      pigles1 12 jul
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    • Everyone says they can never hear me walk and my friend is extremely bothered by it and scared when I show up out of nowhere. So I would not be able to hear my steps going by everyone else's experience.
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    • My footsteps are almost silent because kids in middle school made fun of me for “walking loud”
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    • My house is a trailer so theres nothing under the floor except hollow vents so I can hear them coming if I'm really listening. Also there's usually a cue, like I can hear them cough, or shutting the cabinet
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    • i bet i could, i listen to it everyday
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    • I know the right patterns to go up every stair in my house quietly. Dead ass tho you would only hear my bones cracking or my breathing.
      AntJam 14 jul
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    • I've become really good at knowing the creaky spots of my house so you wont hear me in my house unless I dont care if you do
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    • Phexal 11 jul
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    • I’m pretty much always silent
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    • Man, I barrel up the stairs on all fours cause fuck you im an adult
      jbcred 14 jul
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    • Do us both a favor and don't look that handsome devil in the eye.
      _Nail_ 14 jul
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    • It’s funny how most times when I’m trying to be quiet I have the heaviest feet in the house but when I’m walking into the kitchen to grab something I scare my mom or whoever isn’t in eyesight of me because they can’t hear me
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    • My bedroom is right next to the bathroom. The walls are so thin in between my room and the bathroom that I can hear what’s going on in there. When I was a kid, I could distinguish who was in the bathroom by the sound of their pee hitting the water and the unique pitch attributed to each pee-er.
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    • Thing is i wouldn't be hearing my own footsteps because i am nearly always silent when i walk. Its a habit of mine
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    • My family stomps but in different ways, also because they all have different mass their stomps sound different
      Stryga 14 jul
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    • I can recognize their step patterns, smell what they're cooking from in my room, hear when the front door opens or when there's a knock. Those bitches won't be sneaking up on me
      Sigma19 14 jul
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    • Ghost shoes ghost shoes
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    • Sometimes my family do have a certain way of walking around the house. However since we also grew up scaring each other all the time we often find ourselves sneaking around the house too just as a habit in case a good scare opportunity arises.
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    • One time I was at school after end of day for stage crew, and my mom was coming to drop off food for me, and from I shit you not about 50 feet away without looking I could hear her footsteps coming. Freaked the shit out of the other people when I said hi without so much as looking.
      nuijyt1 14 jul
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    • I’ll beat my own ass
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    • I can’t sneak up on anyone. *floorboards creak* “OH SH-“ *CRASH!* “MOOOOOM!!”
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    • Would y'all have sex with urself if u had the chance
      Mordia 14 jul
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    • I walk without letting my heels hit the ground so my family can't hear me
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    • i’m quiet on the stairs unless am in a hurry so i dunno if i would even hear my own footsteps comin at me
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    • I move up the stairs FAST 😂😂
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    • I skip like 3 steps at a time and try to be as quiet as possible
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    • my mom always has ice jigglin in her cup my dad is super tall so his are louder my brother sprints up the stairs but i specifically walk quietly so i’m not annoying
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    • Well yeah if I hear steps it’s the one other person in my house
      Karthull 13 jul
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    • Mine make no sound and ive scared just about everyone in my house and work since they never hear me coming
      AphMexico 13 jul
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    • Bro my room is in the garage, once that garage door opens, I can literally feel the air pressure change. It’s fucking crazy
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    • My cousin just stomps really loud wherever she goes, my other cousin goes really fast, and my grandma stomps really loud but goes slow.
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    • Wrong i have no concept of spacial awareness so constantly run into things
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    • I can tell if it's my dad if I hear his sniffle. It's my sister if its 3AM. It's my mom if I can hear my dog with her.
      NewYork 13 jul
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    • I don’t make noises going up and down the stairs
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    • I just choose one of my family member’s step patterns to freak them out when walking down the halls
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    • I go up and down stairs on my toes so I'm usually dead silent
      KotalaGod 13 jul
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    • I walk quickly and quietly so it's easy to sneak up on people even on accident
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    • Skinwalker
      Za_Hand0 13 jul
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    • i’d be one good assassin due to me walking up the stairs as if i’ve got dead silence perk
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    • This was the plot of Gemini Man
      gemini90 13 jul
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    • I could totally kick my clones ass. I know all of his moves
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    • I sure as hell know my own footsteps, keeping track of all the different patterns (including my own, so I don’t mess it up) makes me feel more secure. Idk why but knowing people’s proximity to me feels very nice. I get so unnerved when someone is next to me without me knowing it
      Proc 13 jul
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    • My right ankle cracks 95% of the time walking up any step. Ide recognize it.
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    • Growing up in a toxic household or living with a toxic family member you learn how to tell where people are in your house at any given time just by the sounds of their steps and their mannerisms.
      Dani99x 13 jul
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    • I hear marching at night
      myfatnutz 13 jul
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    • HEY IFUNNY MODS WHY DO I GET SPAM COMMENT ALERTS WHEN I TYPE HALF A PARAGRAPH TO SOMEONE
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    • No...its hearing your own breathing....behind you...while you sleep...
      mecwar 13 jul
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    • I purposely learned how to walk quietly and do that almost everywhere because I don't like hearing the stomp. But it's interesting to feel the stomp with your feet and know who it is
      BBoned 13 jul
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    • I reckon?
      JBecoski 13 jul
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    • Well, you wouldnt be able to book it
      DorpDude 13 jul
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    • Gemini Man
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    • I walk like a serial kller im a bulky chubby guy you would think i would be loud but nope i scare everyone i walk up to and no one seems to notice my fatass lol
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    • What are those one fucking things people keep referencing? Skin-mimics or something?
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    • Real question is, who is the real/original you?
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    • Imagine you are coming home from work one day, and you see yourself trying to get into your house, same time as you.
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    • Fuck ur clone to assert dominance
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    • This gets featured every week it seems
      titan297 13 jul
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    • I walk quiet as fuck. I wouldnt hear me until i was already there. And then id be there. But i was already there so really it seems a pretty moot point so idk why id be walking to somewhere i already was
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    • I learned how to quiet my footsteps, no one else's would be that quiet
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    • I wouldnt know If I was coming I make no noise going up or down my stairs
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    • I walk down the stairs like a galloping horse
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    • Is this some kind of rich joke im too trailer park to understand?
      SpaceManV 12 jul
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    • If i get to know/slash like someone enough I will learn how they walk in a crowd
      Sarkasism 12 jul
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    • I would be able to tell if my own footsteps were coming at me although I would be confused and question whether they’re mine or not. Either way I would be picking up my spear or .22LR just in case.
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    • Well I have a heart problem where I can hear my heart so it always sound like someone is walking towards my room😐
      LowkyWeeb 12 jul
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    • I step in with my heel, im the only family member who does this even with extended family, I know my footsteps
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    • I could
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    • "if I hear my own footsteps *pulls out sword* there can only be one!" [autistic battle cry]
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    • I learned to walk quietly because my sister would stomp like a stampede of bison and shake the whole house
      PepsiBoi 12 jul
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    • Some creepy pasta shit right there
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    • I walk down the stairs using every other step, walking diagonally
      Dolemite 12 jul
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    • The only way my family knows it’s me is cause I take half as many steps
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    • Idk how people walk like they're stomping. I try walking the same way they do or making the same sounds, but it hurts my feet.
      _Zynnox_ 12 jul
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    • none of my family members can tell when i’m coming because my footsteps are extremely light
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    • I reckon
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    • Ahh but does anyone ever mimic the pattern of footsteps to confuse someone you know is on the next floor?
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    • True
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    • My mother and my brothers are very noisy and distinct from each other. My father can teleport downstairs though
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    • Paradox
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    • I fall down the stairs not step on them
      jjesus 12 jul
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