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    • Fuck committing suicide, all my homies hate committing suicide
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    • Can’t do that to moms.
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    • Fuck that, my dog would be sad:( I just have to wait till she passes and I’m good to go
      tolken 11 jun
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    • Keep fighting King, we're all gonna make it
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    • This hits close dude
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    • Life is boring sometimes, but you can't have fun if your dead, keep searching for shit to do, and when you find yourself in a crossroads, restart, go back and retry things. Not just easy things either, things like going back to college or starting a business, and as simple as riding a rollercoaster.
      ExLunos 12 jun
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    • We’d all be sad
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    • Nah tell death to go fuck itself cuz you're not giving up that easily
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    • My dog will be sad wtf
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    • The real heroes are the ones that want to commit suicide but the only thing preventing them from doing so is hurting there friends and family
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    • Get right with God before you meet Him
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    • I seriously want to commit suicide every day. The thing that keeps me from it is the effect it would have on people who care about me.
      whyamigay 12 jun
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    • A few years ago I was about to commit suicide and right before I did it my new friend at the time texted me and he doesn’t know this but by asking me to hang out he saved me. He’s now my best friend and we’ve been through a lot together. By not committing that night I found out that it gets better.
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    • My mom hates me
      heyoguys 12 jun
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    • A Silent Voice is a really good movie on Netflix I would suggest, covers this topic
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    • *dog would be sad*
      Auzman02 13 jun
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    • The only reason I dont is because of the effect it will leave on my loved ones. If I didnt have any who knows
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    • All i want is...a hug.
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    • If I'm being honest I'm really close to suicide and the people of this app arent helping
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    • She’s why I’m committing suicide.
      Nabbit 12 jun
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    • I’m in a lot of fucking pain.
      telemundo 12 jun
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    • For anybody that has tried every antidepressant like me for their PTSD depression or anxiety I highly recommend you look into ketamine infusions, it actually heals the brain and is the only thing known that can besides micro-dosing psychedelics. Life can be worth it.
      Chaiboyyy 13 jun
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    • Not worth it, IMO. I don’t care what you believe in, the fact remains: we do not know what happens after death. This right now is certain. Enjoy this while you can. Do whatever the fuck you want, as long as it does not harm anyone else.
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    • Real talk: I was “emo Winter” a few years ago after losing my full-ride scholarship & my best friend dying my Senior year. I all but gave up. But folks, IT GETS BETTER! I thought the world was out to get me. It isn’t!!! Part1/?
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    • Facts
      dmalone 13 jun
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    • I don’t do it because I know it won’t change anything around me. All it’s gonna do is make my family sad and have my friends go “damn why’d he do it” every once in a while.
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    • sorry for saying this and itll probably make me a target on the bull s**t app but i honestly see no meaning to be alive like am i just supposed to suffer?
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    • Finnally a meme I can relate to
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    • I havent committed suicide cause my family sucks and I want them to eat shit when they see how well I do haha
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    • Nah. More like my dog would be sad. He wouldn’t understand why I never came home.
      GraySea11 12 jun
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    • I love my mom and we’re both really close and she’s one of the only reasons I haven’t offed myself yet, my cat too. Kinda scared about what’ll happen when both of them are gone
      SNXE 12 jun
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    • It’s not my place to tell anyone they HAVE to stay alive, I will suggest trying harder and doing everything you can make your life better that not feels right now but it’s not up to me what anyone does with the life they are given it sucks to know that people feel like that’s something they should
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    • Don't end your story just because this chapter sucks
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    • Only the weakest of minds will commit suicide
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    • My mom passed away last year so maybe I can do it
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    • Your dog would be sad
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    • I am alive for my parrot, he saves me.
      Dirty_Kat 12 jun
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    • My cat would eat my body
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    • My dogs wouldn't know why I never came home
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    • This entire comment section
      spudnik_ 12 jun
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    • I dont give a fuck. My mom stole half of my paychecks for over 3 years without me knowing.
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    • *dog wouldn’t know why I would be missing
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    • esp if you have kids
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    • Just know that no matter how your feeling now, it will get better. Life's hard and takes work but it's all we have so make the best of it. Create things, see the world, take the time to just say hello to a stranger. Not everyone will want the same things but eventually you'll find something that
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    • Where's the shark eating shark getting eaten by a bigger shark that ends with "dog wouldn't understand why you're not here"
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    • My mom has actively said she couldn't give less of a shit, the rest of my family wouldn't care. The only one I have is my SO and I'm afraid they'll realize there's 1000% better out there
      Rockruff 13 jun
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    • i have a feeling my mom doesn't really care about me hell i didn't even get new shoes till my cousin bought me some and that's only because he knew how old mine were
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    • My dog would probably be better off, I would be sad
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    • Legit the only reason why I didn't
      Ruft 12 jun
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    • Dogs would be sad
      T_Sauce 12 jun
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    • My parents, sister, and dogs would be sad. Outside of that I got a couple friends that might be for a bit but not much else.
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    • Look, people don't stop it because other people will be sad. People know that. People stop because of a handful of reasons, maybe to prevent a sibling from dealing with the issues alone, maybe because they are too scared to do it, or whatever. Stop doing these "oh no, my puppy would be sad"...
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    • Sucks that my mom doesn’t love me only thing stopping me is hope that I’ll meet someone and I’m scared of what happens after I die
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    • A lot of you seem to be in a great deal of pain and hurt and have probably consider suicide. Just remember that there is always light in darkness and you must not give up! Having inner strength is important. Praying always helps me through tough times. Bc God listens
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    • This meme was born of a sexist anti-male ad from a company that relies on men to supply 90% of their income and I will never forget that shit
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    • Dog who would be looking for me everyday
      Maxyt2646 12 jun
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    • If anyone here needs to talk im here no judgement even if its because your bored idc my dms are open
      SoulGamer 12 jun
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    • Jokes on you i already buried my mom and im at the suicidal age of 25
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    • I really want to but I’ve been literally waiting half of my life to play cyberpunk so it would be a shame to stop now
      TheSpoi 12 jun
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    • I might be having a breakup soon idk. I feel like she is lying to me and its happened a lot before, but i just wanna belive it will be different this time. Im not crying you are
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    • Man I started working for my uncle who I’ve not seen for 14 years and he keeps trying to treat me like his perfect daughter who had an amazing life but wasn’t there when I was 14 fighting addiction cause pills made me happy for a few hours or when I woke up to my best friend blowing his brains out
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    • Nah man my dog is doin all the heavy lifting lol
      Skgunnar 12 jun
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    • People without Moms:
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    • I can't leave my 7 year old brother behind. I love him more than anything in the world and I can't leave him without a brother
      dankboi19 14 jun
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    • My cat wouldn’t know why I never came back home
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    • I know saying shit like this on this app will just make me a target, but I feel worthless. I have nothing I want to do in the future, I’m up late at night wishing I was dead and have no one I’m close to. What do I do I feel helpless?
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    • don’t let your parents stop you from living your dreams 🙌
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    • :( mom
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    • My dog will never understand why I left or why I’m not coming back.
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    • My mom doesn’t care about me told me and my father she never wanted to see either one of us 20 years ago
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    • Where’s your mom, I’ll get rid of her so she can’t feel sad
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    • Suicide is bad ass tho
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    • Suicide is the most stupidest thing you could do
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    • Lmao I don't have a mom haha..ha...
      VonFag 12 jun
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    • Ive always wanted to piss on my wall. Is it worth getting deported?
      Dr_Durag 12 jun
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    • I almost shot myself but I’m afraid my dad would commit suicid
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    • Dog*
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    • I don’t wanna draw attention to myself at all. But when bad times happened in my life I’ve had the thought of suicide but that thought of my mom and my family made me change my mind can’t do that to them
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    • Nah. I know my brother's dog wouldn't understand why uncle doesn't ever visit anyone.
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    • thikomode 12 jun
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    • Literally bruh can relate
      ArrowC 12 jun
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    • Mine wouldn't be
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    • only reasons i haven’t done it yet are because 1) my dad had 10 siblings so huge family and i don’t want to hurt them and 2) the fear that what if after death we live the same life over and over again
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    • Don’t let your family avoid you from pursuing your dreams
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    • Just lemme fucking die
      jokkeer 13 jun
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    • I’m on the 80 year plan, once I’m incapable of doing anything and I’m just taking up space and air, I’ll overdose on some drugs.
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    • Mom is the reason why. Lmao
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    • That pretty much sums it up. That and my 10 dogs.
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    • Mom? Yeah, I don’t got one of those.
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    • When friends fail you, when you get tired of being drunk 24/7, of having to be high just to get by & feel alive, when sex isn’t enough to fill the hole you fee inside, maybe you should pray to Jesus Christ, even if you don’t believe, and ask for direction. Can’t hurt !
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    • If you're ever considering suicide just remember that some random 17 year old from Northwest Ohio believes that you can fight through your troubles and come out stronger than ever.
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    • how to die
      Spee 14 jun
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    • Ptsd
      Sprblue 13 jun
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    • I’ll Venmo 10 bucks to anyone who tells me good thriller and movies that guck with your mind good
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    • My mom's already dead so nothing to stop me now! Wait... my dogs wouldn't know why i left and didn't come back... fuuuuuuck
      RTZ90 13 jun
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    • For real, it gets better, like no matter what. You will be fine, just no sadness dies away and take it a chance to grow. Change is hard, but always worth it.
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