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    • That’s terrifying oh my goodness
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      • Guess 2 people got fired that day
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        • It’s from a satire website
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          • Two people got fired that day
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            • Same.
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              • I was wondering how “task failed successfully” made sense
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                  • But how’d they find out it was a joke if he dead
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                    • This is posted on april 1st
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                      • Lmao
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                        • This can’t be real..
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                          • Suicidal niggas be like
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                            • Yₒᵤ dₑₙcₑ ₘₒₜₕₑᵣfᵤcₖₑᵣ
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                              • How do creamatora not have an internal kill switch
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                                • For the idiots out there "8satire"
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                                  • That's dedication
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                                    • It’s satire
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                                      • How tf would they know he was pretending lmao
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                                        • So I guess they fired two people.
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                                          • At some point you have to get up
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                                            • I low key thought it said "creampied" instead of cremated...
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                                              • How do you not realize you're being loaded into the cremation chamber and it's probably a good time to scream "wait, hold up! April fools! April fucking fools!!"..?
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                                                • It says satire.con so you already know it’s fake
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                                                  • Not sure this qualifies as satire, but still kinda funny.
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                                                    • He was committed to the joke
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                                                      • Oh
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                                                          • Thought that said creamed
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                                                              • I feel like all the features have been related to each other. Like the past one was another April fools prank.
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                                                                • Am I the only one that read cream pied?
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                                                                    • They check to see if your actually dead before your declared dead.
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                                                                      • This is false. It didn’t actually happen
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                                                                        • Joker at the beginning of Arkham knight
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                                                                          • Lucky bastard
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                                                                              • I did this too except I got arrested
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                                                                                • Oof
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                                                                                  • David was not having his jokes anymore
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                                                                                    • I walked by near a morgue and that shii smelled like ass and Hennessy... nasty ass smell tbh
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                                                                                      • S A T I R E
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                                                                                        • How would they know he was playing dead if they already cremated him
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                                                                                          • As someone who has worked in a morgue, I can tell you that this is a fake article, bodies can’t be burned with vital organs, and blood remaining in the body. It’s against all protocol
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                                                                                            • Me with those ashes
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                                                                                                • Be funny if it was true 😂😂 8satire is known for making some outrages funny news articles and some people really believe it!
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                                                                                                  • Morgue employee: *Collapses to the ground* Other morgue employee: "Time to rev up those fryers!"
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                                                                                                    • Did they just find him dead and then their first thought wasn’t to contact the family and figure out what was to be done with his remains, they just went “Welp. Throw em in the fire”
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                                                                                                      • Wish I could work at a morgue and fuck the hot dead bodies
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                                                                                                        • It’s by 8satire you illiterate losers
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                                                                                                          • I'd tit fuck a morgue employee
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                                                                                                            • That's horrifying
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                                                                                                              • I have horrible dyslexia sometimes and I read it as creampied not cremated
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                                                                                                                • Do the sheets and gurneys get washed or do they just switch them from body to body.
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                                                                                                                  • It's not terryfying. Its commitment.
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                                                                                                                    • ....i read that as creampied
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                                                                                                                      • Thats one of my biggest fears
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                                                                                                                        • What a shame he could have been a great actor
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                                                                                                                            • How did they know
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                                                                                                                              • This is fake, but still, fucking dumbass
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                                                                                                                                • How did they know he was faking tho?
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                                                                                                                                  • It says satire. Stop analyzing the shit out of it.
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                                                                                                                                    • If he was faking dead how did the other staff know he was being a jokester it after the cremation?
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                                                                                                                                      • Fake but funny
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                                                                                                                                        • Couldn’t they have, you know, check for a pulse beforehand?
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                                                                                                                                            • How did they know it was supposed to be a prank? Wouldn't he get up if he realized he was about to be cremated.
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                                                                                                                                                    • It's not real folks
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                                                                                                                                                      • Please say sike
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                                                                                                                                                        • Oh.... Oh no
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                                                                                                                                                          • He didn't feel so good
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                                                                                                                                                            • Was this fake?
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                                                                                                                                                              • How long should I wait to tell them? Maybe a bit longer
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                                                                                                                                                                • What can I say? Darwinism is a bitch sometimes lol
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                                                                                                                                                                  • That's awful oh my god
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                                                                                                                                                                    • I’d do it even if it meant actual cremation
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                                                                                                                                                                      • This is NOT True
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                                                                                                                                                                        • See, that’s called being an idiot and having consequences
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Did that actually happen
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Thats a good example of natural selection
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Did this happen?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Eternal sleep
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Ha burn!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • How you guys knew he wasnt dead
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • That was fake news story, but it’s still pretty funny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I thought it said creampied instead of cremated and it made the story a lot weirder
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • someone's getting fired
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Aw heck
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • “It’s not true” yeah no shit. It came from 8satire and is just obviously fake, thinking y’all are slick cracking the code
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I researched it it’s not true
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • That makes me wonder if theres an emergancy switch inside the machines for if something like this happened
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I guess you can say................................................................................he got burned.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • The question that comes to my mind is it Suicide or homicide
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • That’s 💯% not true
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • You're all trying to be sleuths, but the article is from "8Satire"
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