• i told a customer good morning and
he said ”time means nothing to me“
he's the only person i've ever
respected
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    • He’s a god amongst men oh and inigga
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    • gotta like your own comment to get the ball rolling
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • He'S tHe OnLy PeRsOn I'vE eVeR rEsPeCtEd
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    • One time at Hone Depot somebody tried to pitch some solar powered device to my dad, and he just says “ I don’t believe in the sun” with a straight face and walked away.
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    • Was that Ron Swanson?
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    • I said that two but still got labeled a pedophile
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    • I hate when people think their saying deep shit to me but their really just being annoying af
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    • As someone who has worked in retail I would eye roll so hard at this person. I was likely just being polite I didn't need your transcendentalist opinion and frankly I don't get paid enough to deal with your dickery.
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    • I asked a customer how he was doing he replied “Better then some, worse then others.” I have now incorporated it into my sayings now.
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    • You met Ron Swanson
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    • You just bumped into a alpha male
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    • The only person you've ever respected? Geez u must be a dick
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    • That isn’t funny. I like those 40 year old dads that walk in with a smilie on their face. It brightens my day.
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    • Nobody in the real world ever says anything like that in where do you guys live
      ElChe 24 may
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    • I actually said that once to a target employee and she just looked at me like I was death itself
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    • 😂😂😂the 👏🏻only 👏🏻person 👏🏻I’ve 👏🏻ever 👏🏻respected😂😂😂
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    • Was it ron swanson
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    • Day 1,000 bois
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    • It should.. Unless you just don't care about life.
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    • “Hi, good morning” “time means nothing to me” “nigga what”
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    • The sign of a night shift worker
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    • Asked a woman how her day was when I was a cashier and she looked me dead in the face and said she knew I didn't care so she wasn't gonna tell me
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    • I work toys for target, and one customer comes in. Asks me if we have any boy dolls done by American girl. BOY dolls done by American GIRL. What really threw me for a loop is that we did have one
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    • Must have worked the night shift
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    • That was so much edge I felt my wrist bleeding
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    • Time Lord in disguise
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    • Starfire is black and it pisses me off
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    • That’s my line!!
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    • I never say good morning, I just say “sup”
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    • My fiend once was on break and tried to make small talk and said “so another day another dollar right” and they guy apparently just yelled shut the fuck up! And walked away lmao
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    • Xdxdxdxd im a dickhead when i wake up early xdxdxdx im so quirky
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    • I told a costumer have a nice day and she said “it’s night” and I’ve never wanted to slap someone so badly in my life
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    • I’m so edgy uhhhhh
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    • Classic Bran
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    • So I made a huge ass mess during lunch with my friends throwing chocolate milk and orange juice at the wall. And I turned around mid throw and the janitor was right behind me. I expected to get yelled at but he goes “it’s what I’m paid to do” and we all stopped and watched him start cleaning.
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    • Ok Mr. wanna-be Rick
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    • I asked a customer how he was doing and he told me to mind my business :/
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    • Oh poor guy. He’s at that stage where he has outlived 2 or 3 generations of his kids and now he has to go through the whole acquisition of an identity again. Tedious and frustrating details to hide the reality from the mortals.
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    • Sounds like a dick to me
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    • We just gonna ignore that profile picture though?
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    • He must work third shift
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    • Graveyard shift niggas be like
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    • Yeah when I'm working and say have a nice night or something people always try and correct me constantly
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    • Umm ok
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    • Ron Swanson?
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    • That’s a weird ass thing to just say to somebody, and a weird ass thing to think was actually cool to say
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    • Time is a construct
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    • I heard these type of people and as soon as they wait for one second they want a discount for waiting
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    • Must work night shift
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    • that’s Dwight schrute
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    • Hey good morning Kanye
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    • Probably works the graveyard shift
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    • Everyone dislike the inigga guy so he doesn’t get TC
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    • Sounds like something ron swanson would say
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    • Step 1. Say inigga Step2. Like your own comment to get it rolling
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    • Nah he’s just on acid
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    • Time is irrelevant the it is something man created give calculated their point existence.
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    • Your mood when you work nights
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    • What’s that even mean
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    • Life is meaningless.
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    • Just say good morning back like why be all extra
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    • And sleep is for the weak
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    • Sounds like Thanos
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    • You mortals keep track of time?
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    • Time doesn’t technically exist
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    • Had a customer come in with a dab pen on a necklace and I told I loved his necklace and he was just like yea I need it so I can stand humans. We’re were on the same level that day
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