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when i was like 6 years old i thought that
the rule in chinese restaurants was you
had to eat everything with chopsticks
and i mean everything so it came to
dessert and i got some ice cream and
started eating it with chopsticks and all
these asian people were staring at me
with jaws dropped and when i'd finished i
got a fucking round of applause i shit
you not
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    • I was with it until the stupid ass part with the applause, why do they feel the need
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    • It’s true I was the chopsticks.
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    • You ate the soup with chopsticks?
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    • Oh and Obama was there, porn was invented, and Kylie Jenner fucked a grilled cheese
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    • When people say “I shit you not”, there’s a 99% chance they’re exaggerating or lying, I shit you not
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    • It’s true guys I was the table
      mela 29 jun
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    • MudkipFact! Mudkips are physically unable to use chopsticks :(
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    • Your parents are assholes for sitting there while you ate ice cream with chopsticks then
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    • The beautiful and inspiring origin story of Obama
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    • I mean is clap if I saw you eating ice cream with chopsticks
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    • You were 6 and your parents did not say anything to you?
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    • And then everyone clapped and then you got blubbyd by Obama
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    • It’s true I was the left ass cheek of the the surprised old Asian Lady that owned the restaurant. Op forgot to mention that they got head that night in the back of the restaurant for the impressive feat.
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    • Guys I need help losing weight, I can't afford fresh food constantly, I don't have space to workout at home, and there aren't any gym around. I'm 16 and 250 pounds...any tips?
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    • What a fucking legend.
      UNSC 29 jun
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    • I thought it said i got a round of applesauce and i called bullshit cause what buffet serves applesauce
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    • ElKadino 29 jun
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    • Mochi isn't that difficult to eat with chopsticks
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    • And then they fucked
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    • A literal “and everyone clapped”
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    • When I was younger, I thought that the first window in fast food drive throughs gave you money to give to the second window for your food. This is because I only ever saw my parents get the change due to my attention span. And at the next window they always asked for the receipt (those old rules).
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    • I shit you not when people say I shit you not they are probably virgins
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    • It’s true I was the Chinese
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    • The round of applause was from the chop sticks
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    • I hate that people can't share unique stories on this app, because everyone is so uptight and unfun. Suspend your disbelief for five fucking minutes and a I guarantee you will be happier.
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    • And then Obama himself came and shook his hand for his noble deed
      Fistopop 1 jul
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    • Can confirm
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    • “I shit you not” probably means they’re lying
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    • Fake. It’s reversed.
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    • And then Obama parachuted down from a helicopter and gave you a medal and you became famous went on the Ellen show and got a lifetime supply of chopsticks
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    • Don't be shitting on me
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    • Anyone got any real and everyone started clapping stories. Mine is 7th grade lunch we got this teacher coach thomas who called for extras forgot to and Mrs Kline called with her little bitty voice "eXtRaS" and the whole caffeteria went quiet and no one got up. Then coach thomas yelled extras and
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    • Wow no bird feature that’s gay
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    • Obama was there too. He laughed, he cried, and he gave out the purple heart medal while the neighbors lined up in the street to clap!
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    • Good job kid
      Dom8474 30 jun
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    • THEN EVERYONE FUCKING CLAPPED! Congrats iFunny this is the 1 millionth unfunny feature in a row! YOU WIN NOTHING!
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    • I stg nobody gave two shits about how you ate your food, let alone cares enough to stare or clap
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    • wowww so EVERYONE CLAPPED
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    • This never hapoened
      Cajun 29 jun
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • Source: guys trust me
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    • And then the whole restaurant clapped
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    • Obama
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    • I once ate whole apple with chopstick
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    • It’s true I was clapping
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    • Why do people need to lie about getting great social recognition
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    • That’s easy. Try jello.
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    • Fuck you fake ass tumblr
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    • It’s true, I was the Asians
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    • I can actually believe this one because I've had two similar experiences. Both mom and pop style restaurants. The first one, one of the owners - who manned the register - congradulated me and my brother for eating rice and chicken with chopsticks so well, and the second time
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    • And then they gave you a trophy made of, I shit you not, wontons. The owner came out and shook my hand and offered his beautiful daughter to me to be my bride. He then gave me the keys to his car, house, and safety deposit box and blew his fucking brains out in excitement.
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    • Story was almost believable until “I got a round of applause”
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    • And then I walked in and they all clapped
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    • They’d just get weird looks and laughed at most likely
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    • suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
      Kasagure 29 jun
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    • I’ll take shit that never happened for 500 Alex
      SquidDik 29 jun
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    • imma believe its real since its not even wild enough to be fake
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    • Black people
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    • I always eat ice cream with chopsticks at restaurants they’re available at. Idk just something about the way the spoons look, they never look completely clean🤔
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    • I ain’t reading all of that. I’m happy for you, or, sorry that happened.
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    • It’s chopsticks, I was true
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    • It bothers me that we’ll never know if this really happened
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • Bruh I read that as a round of apple sauce
      Kade1469 29 jun
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    • And then everybody clapped
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    • What's with everyone adding and then everyone clapped to every fake story??
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • This gives the same energy as the white dude speaking fluent mandarin in China after acting like he wasn’t woke
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    • When i was 6 years old I thought I’d be happy when i grow up!
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    • If I want to see tumblr shit I'll download that fuckin app
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    • I was the applause, it’s true
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    • ive seen asian people eat cake and ice cream with chopsticks, they wouldnt be impressed or clap for some kid who did the same
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    • Fact Check: I don’t know.
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    • I love chopsticks.
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    • It's true Obama gave him a medal and I shook his hand
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    • you shit me. you shit me indeed.
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    • Source: dude trust me
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    • It’s true I was the ice cream
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    • R/thathappened
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    • It sounded plausible until the the applause
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    • I know it sounds fake but as an Asian, if someone ate ice cream with chopsticks in front of my eyes i would applaud them, at least internally
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    • It's true I was the ice cream
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    • I once ate jello with chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant but I didn’t get a round of applause... just weird looks from my family
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    • When my sister and I were kids we thought you had to eat the cookie and the fortune after you read it for it to come true. No idea how many bits of paper we consumed before stopping...
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    • I ate ice cream with chopsticks before and no one clapped for me😤😤😤😤
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    • It’s true, I was the ice cream
      ScarIett 2 jul
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    • Liar
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    • Shit, I mean I’d do the same. How fucking hard would that be?
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    • *drinks Pepsi with chopsticks*
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    • I read “applause” as “apple sauce”
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    • Everyone clapped with their chopsticks
      FreeMeth 2 jul
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    • I thought that said “round of applesauce” because they wanted to see more
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    • And everyone clapped
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    • I do that all the time
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