• Too late but here it goes -
Don't ever
bury a dead body in an Area without any
vegetation. The high nitrogen content in our
bodies helps plant to grow and there will be
a weird grassy patch at the top of burial Site
and anyone would be able to spot it.
13d
So that's why the neighbors lawns look so
much better than mine...
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    • Some hitman from a third world country said that if you stab the intestines before you throw them in the water, then the corpse won’t float when it starts to decompose.
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    • The fuck do you mean “too late but here it goes”
      Bleach23 18 jun
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    • Just bury an animal a few feet above the body. When they go digging, they’ll find the animal first and think that was the cause.
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    • Wait.. "Too late but here it goes"???
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    • These comments are really fucking stupid. Most of you think your shitty ideas would work, when in reality, it's not the body being found that catches the criminal, it's the process they take to hide the body that ultimately exposes them.
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    • we just gonna ignore "Too late but here goes"?
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    • I like how the post starts with, “too late, but here it goes.”
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    • Ok so? Not like just any random is going to stroll through the desert and find my gravesites.
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    • “Too late but here it goes” um excuse me
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    • "too late but here it goes..." too late? too late?? Too late for what????
      DocHudson 17 jun
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    • Bury a person real deep on the ground and bury a dog on top, obviously leaving a bunch of space between the two
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    • A guy at my base shot himself in a field and the lawn maintenance found him because the grass growing around his body was exponentially higher than the rest.
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    • Is that why the grass is greener on the "other side".
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    • “Too late but-“
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    • Too late? Why too late? What aren’t you telling us?
      smsf36 19 jun
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    • Nobody looks for a body in a graveyard
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    • 3mil drum liners and 20lbs of sodium hydroxide. If it’s with doing, it’s worth doing right.
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    • In the end we all get the green top
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    • Pour bleach over where you bury the body
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    • Another tip that might get the FBI on me but yeah.-- if you need to bury a body go into the desert and dig a hole 6 feet down,put the body in,and cover it with a layer of lye. It will help to decompose the body,and it is 6 feet down because the lye discolors sand and aircraft can easily spot it.
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    • That's why you bury them vertically, a little round patch of grass is less obvious than a hortizonal human sized patch.
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    • "too late" wait wtf
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    • Also if you go to much more humid wet areas bodies will decompose much faster and fully. In more dry cooler climates they don’t decompose. I live in Colorado and we have a dead body farm at my university for criminal justice courses. I learned that there it’s pretty cool.
      Williee 17 jun
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    • All you gotta do is bury enough people as to where it won’t look suspicious. Simple solution
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    • Then why the fuck these shit hole counties like Iraq green asf
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    • Too late but here it goes
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    • That would be tons of years later though, and a body shaped dug-up spot would look way more suspicious
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    • All I got from this is if I'm gonna kill, it has to be enough people to grow a full ass garden
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    • Or you could just melt the body in a tub like a normal serial killer
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    • What do you mean "too late"?
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    • Wait. Too late?
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    • “Too late?”
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    • You can also have too much nitrogen and that would kill the plants
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    • Sprinkle a little salt where you bury it so that the grass doesn’t grow
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    • Tf he mean “too late”
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    • Talk about a dead giveaway....
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    • Use a cornfield if you can. The dirt is easy to dig in and hard to notice. Plus it helps feed people. It's environmentally friendly murder.
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    • Proof that Redditors are mentally deranged.
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    • If youre gonna displace ground WITH vegetation on it, RESEARCH the spot and how deep to dig. Some plants die after disturbing its soil, others dgaf. Bermuda Grass for example, dig in towards the center in a diagonal cut, dont cut straight in or outward. I uh.. buried my dog one time...
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    • That's why you park an old truck on top of the grave and bury the body under a dead dog. Confuses cadaver dogs.
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    • Guess the grass is greener on the other side.
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    • Seems like a lot of people are prepared to dump a body in the comment section
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    • Cut the body into pieces and distribute the limbs a good distance from eachother
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    • Okay, but if I bury a body in a grassy area, there's going to be a weird dirt patch, also making it extremely obvious.
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    • Too late?
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    • How about I just kill enough people to cover the entire area of unvegetated soil then?
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    • Tie them to weather balloons, and release over the ocean
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    • "too late but here it goes"
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    • Just bury a bunch of fish in the shape of a body and confuse them
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    • Bury a body where you can build a fence or some sort of solid structure. No one will think anything of it. They will assume the ground is disturbed due to the construction and no one is going to want to tear down a long fence to find a body.
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    • Body kills the plants first, so its gonna be real suspicious when a human shaped patch of dead vegetation appears suddenly.
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    • I was going to liquify, feed meat to the hounds, and pour a dude smoothie into the dirt to feed the garden
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    • This is totally untrue. Grass roots don't penetrate deeper than 6" so unless you're an idiot who buries humans under an inch of dirt this won't happen. Even if the roots reach the body, nitrogen is mobile in soil and leaches heavily, hence why it's the most commonly deficient plant nutrient.
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    • My plan was always just chemically decompose the body and dump the waste at an abandoned construction site about 40 miles north of me. But I don’t think I’ll ever be in that situation🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • Dig the hole, throw in body, cover generously with salt and then cover with dirt.
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    • The grass is greener on the other side
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    • why is he “too late”?
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    • Tf you mean "too late"
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    • Dump it deep in the woods a few hundred feet away from a trail and bury each limp separate. Make sure you were doing it on your way to something like a fishing trip. Just leave super early. There’s your alibi. The rest is up to you
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    • Yeah but have you tried digging a hole next to a tree. It's almost impossible.
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    • Too late....?
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    • What if I killed a shit ton of people and planted a shit ton of trees back 👊😔🤚
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    • so all your neighbors or murders?
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    • Well if there was any vegetation it would die immediately but much later would become super fertile. If it is bare ground it would be the same.
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    • too late?
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    • Burn the fingerprints, bash the face then cut up the body. Put parts in different septic tanks the bacteria will cover the smell and eat away at the body
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    • You wanna do it right? You use a blunt weapon to the front of the skull to reduce blood spillage, then dig a hole (suitably an 8’ deep hole), put the body in it, bury it, then build a shed over it with a concrete foundation
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    • I love the “too late” part. Like no one ever listens to me Karen I’m talking to you. Now everyone will know where the body is! Too late now!
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    • Nothing beats dissolving a body in acid
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    • “Too late”? 👀
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