• Batman:
You killed the woman I loved, but I won't kill you...
Iron Man:
You broke my friend's little sister's plastic watch... You know what? You die first!
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    • Tony stark with a real ass gun is powerful
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    • Look man, I only work here. They are so weird
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    • Batman would save a lot more lives if he doesnt mind using lethal forces and doesnt mind ending terrorists like Joker.
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    • IT WAS LIMITED EDITION!
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    • Batman was going to sacrifice himself for a city. he lived, iron Man was going to sacrifice himself for the universe. He died
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    • A lot of people miss the point of Batman's no k!lling rule, Batman has that rule because he himself knows that he would not be able to stop himself, one minute it would be him k!lling the Joker and the next it would be him k!lling a common Thug, it is stupid that he wouldn't allow other people to do
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    • Gotta love how the "no ki**ing >:(" shit was never a problem in marvel
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    • Doesn’t Batman also like violently beat the life out of bad guys?
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    • I like Turtles
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    • Captain America, the red, white, and blue boyscout threw a man into a plane propeller in his first movie. The Avengers didn’t stress over kiIIing bad guys for a second!
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    • Iron man 3 is my favorite in the trilogy just because of how much it focuses on tony and not iron man himself. Really shows you how smart he is when he works his way out of situations without the suit
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    • I think it's good batman has a moral code
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    • "Blah blah i don't wanna k!ll cause my booty is gonna tingle and i don't wanna cross that line" honestly worst superhero ever he literally would let other people d!e just so he can say the joker didn't win.
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    • Yeah but batman's girl is ugly with a hella droopy face
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    • Still more respectable than batman
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    • Pirates burned my fucking village. But I only KiIIed them till after they got a new ship after I stole their first one.
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    • It was limited edition
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    • The people talking shit about batman dont understand his reasoning.
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    • Batman doesn’t kiII, he just beats criminals to within an inch of their life and leaves them crippled forever. That is if they don’t bleed out while they wait for help to arrive. Honestly I’d rather just end it, living is great and all but I don’t want to suffer for decades because of permanent damg
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    • Batman's no k1lling rule is stupid. If someone takes a innocent life they are lesser of a human and deserve to be taken out to protect others.
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    • I’m not excusing Batman, but the entire reason why he doesn’t kil| is because if he did, he’d just become exactly like Joker and lose all sense of self
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    • Antman helped develop Tony's anxiety attacks in Iron man 3
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    • But the watch was limited edition, so it’s fine.
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    • Hello there
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • What marvel movie
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    • Both have the same power: money
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    • Hey what was the iron man one from? Like what movie?
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    • In Tony's defense, that watch was limited edition
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    • I mean it was limited edition
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    • Honestly I loved that whole sequence in Iron Man 3 where Tony didn't have his suit and had to badass it himself
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    • What if Gotham has a death penalty and Batman breaks them out before they can carry out the sentence
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    • Virgin batman vs chad ironman
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    • Lawful good vs chaotic good
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    • He never said that? Did you even watch that scene?
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    • Ones a hero, the other is a rich guy who withholds technology that could change the world, and was responsible for several world ending events. Not a hero for cleaning up your own messes
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    • That picture of Tony Stark is fucking NOWHERE NEAR the point when he makes a statement anywhere near that in Iron Man III what the fuck
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    • *batman gets featured* ifunny comment section: haha crack bad guy back and therapy joker haha such weird much confusion
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    • This is why Tony Stark is a much better Hero than Batman, does anyone know if there us a Marvel vs DC comic with these two?
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    • It was limited edition
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    • It’s almost as if they’re different people
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    • Hat watch thing is he talking about
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    • This is why marvel is better. Moralists are so dull. The only pussy on avengers is spiderman
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    • I don’t care what anyone says, this is my favorite Iron man movie
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    • Batman sucks
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    • He should have broken the jokers neck when he could it was immoral to leave him alive.
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    • Honestly, I hate working here; they are so weird.
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    • Yeah but Batman be like oh you shoplifting imma break both your fucking knees and I'm going to break both your arms
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    • It was limited edition they deserved it
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    • What he means is he only kilIs the guards that get paid probably almost nothing...
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    • This is why I say Batman won’t win against someone like Thor or Ironman. Most avengers won’t think twice about ending a life in an instant. People always say Batman can win with enough time and shit like that. Maybe if he wins round one...
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    • Batman would win change my mind
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    • Joker is Batman’s entire series. Aldrich kilion? Was a movie.
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    • That just shows that iron man is better
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    • Every single death caused by the Joker is on Batman.
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    • Batman breaks a henchman whose just in a bad situations legs permanently crippling him. Joker murders 6 million people, I won't do it I won't stoop to his level I'll never murder him, it's retarded
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    • The difference
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    • You see death is a preferable alternative to getting caught by batman
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    • Batman puts an entire city at danger because he doesn't want to break his morals
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    • And Ironman is still the better hero
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    • Dark knight >>> all of marvel
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    • TONY HAS THE RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER HE IS THE BEST AVENGER
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    • He didn't ki ll her yet. He ki lls her literally 30 minutes latet
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    • Why didn’t Batman just keep the joker in the batcave in Cryo-stasis or something.
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    • I am with iron man.
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    • Fuck that pussy shit man. If someone off'd the person I loved, or anyone I loved, and I got the chance to take their life you bet your ass im doing it.
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    • Batman character fuxking sucks
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    • That’s why iron man is the bomb
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    • Iron man 3 is still my all time favorite movie
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    • I’d rather just die than be paralyzed and in a coma because i was moving a few boxes for the joker so my kid can eat
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    • Tony didn't swear to pacifism, Just that he wouldn't sell to terrorists.
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    • Ironic
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    • Is this real?
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    • Can you imagine if the rich had power like that in the real world? What could we do? Roger stone doesn’t call to intimidate you he shows up in a fucking iron man suit?
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    • Wel
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    • If you do want to read a version of batman that ki lls read the “the batman who laughs”
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    • Iron man was the second biggest villain of the MCU right after thanos
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    • Why Iron man is better than batman:
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    • Don't mess with a watch
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    • To be fair, it was limited edition.
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    • Beast
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    • An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
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    • Sometimes I forget that Tony Stark is probably a better marksman than most Avengers. The man literally used to a be an arms dealer.
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    • Also kiIIing the villains kinda suck cause then they cant come back in the sequels or villain team ups
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    • i can see now why his password to the batcave is “ironman sucks”
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    • And thats why iron man is best
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    • You know the best part about the scene in iron man is he actually said that 😂 love marvel
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    • Do you think that the DCU has MCU comics and movies out that the MCU has DCU comics or movies? Interesting to think about
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    • And did he comeback ti be a problem ever again. Hell nah
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    • You know what’s so great about that scene though, we always see Tony behind his suit but here we see what the actual weapon is, Tony and his intellect, which is a nice change.
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    • Bruce Wayne is lawful good, while Tony Stark is chaotic good. Know the difference
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    • Batman is just a soy boy in a bat suit. Dude has no business being called a superhero.
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    • If you want to see a Batman that k!lls go see Thomas Wayne or fucking Damien Wayne. Yes, Bruce has character flaws. It’s part of what makes him interesting. Sometimes a hero klling their nemesis is boring and shallow. Stop turning off your brains and looking at the pretty colors you casuals.
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