Europeans: America has too many guns
meanwhile in Russia
RichHomieQuann RichHomieQuann
13 oct 2020
Europeans: America has too many guns meanwhile in Russia
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
Miknoonl Miknoonl
3 feb
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
I'm not telling you to forget
Baby Yoda, but forget Baby
Yoda... This is Baby Scooby.
I'm not telling you to forget Baby Yoda, but forget Baby Yoda... This is Baby Scooby.
He looks like when Shaggy drank that potion that made him super buff
Lythicus
10
TheVentStation
6
BraidedVeins BraidedVeins
18 feb
He looks like when Shaggy drank that potion that made him super buff Lythicus 10 TheVentStation 6
LitLuther LitLuther
24 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Cats are able to understand how far the opponent can reach and then stay calm
Everyone going to prom:
*wears a nice suit and dress*
That one kid:
Everyone going to prom: *wears a nice suit and dress* That one kid:
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise
OR REPOST RI
Guardian of the Citadel
Indeed
LordOfTheRings LordOfTheRings
18 nov 2020
When I see that the huge spider let stay in the top corner of my window has caught 5 mosquitoes that would have bitten me otherwise OR REPOST RI Guardian of the Citadel Indeed
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
mommy milkers
word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
still_attackontitan still_attackontitan
8 may
mommy milkers word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts. Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
Drink responsibly.
KingAlex KingAlex
19 may
Drink responsibly.
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?!
Metalheads:
That's the good stuff.
justapupp justapupp
1 apr
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?! Metalheads: That's the good stuff.
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
12 jan 2021
HOW COPS LOOK WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO SNITCH
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
Grandson Grandson
16 sep 2020
Reply chezablonclebiteh's comment What do u reckon it's gonna be like to kiss a girl x