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    • What if the dream consists of sex or winning the lottery
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    • I had this dream where I was in a tower then I woke up then I went to sleep like a week later and I was in the same tower and the same puzzles where there but something was different the things we needed to get to the next floor wasn’t where I knew they were and now I’m banned in 37 states
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    • Something like that. More on profile
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    • Hey like this comment
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    • I had a repeating nightmare where the being followed into the next dream. I woke up in the middle of the night and I opened my door and some glowing deep fried image Dora (she looked 5) looking bitch with horrible bloody acne and voids for eyes was outside my door. I shut it. (1/?)
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    • Happened to me once. I was dreaming I was cuddling this fictional character cause he went through alot of stuff and I wanted to make him feel better. I woke up and made myself go back into the dream. It was cute
      Bakubroz 10 oct
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    • I had a dream for the first time that I was in a relationship, and it was nice. The bad thing is that when I woke up, it made me feel completely lonely. I have never been in a relationship and that dream was a kick in the balls for something I now wish I had
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    • I remember when I was a teen, lucid dreams with sex were the SHIT. Ut felt like the real thing, the first two times i humped 20 times into a MILF and j busted. When i woke up, guess what, i had a wet dream. Damn i wish i had more of those.
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    • Just another reminder to women that men put having sex on the same level as winning the damn lottery
      Webb 10 oct
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    • Anyone have the original image? With no text.
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    • Had a dream today where it was a quiet place style apocalypse but with scp 3008 monsters and I had to watch my friends get mauled to death because they didn’t hide in the back room with me
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    • It's especially good when I dream of having sex
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    • Stay in the same position and you have a better chance to continue a dream. If you have night terrors like I used to, from stress, and are a side sleeper you can roll over to the other side and it kinda resets your dreams. Like the brain goo rolls around and it kinda wipes the flash memory.
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    • you guys know that having sex while ur sleeping could be a succubuss? Basically it just succs the energy out of you until you are physically weak and can’t stand up LOL
      cxxxxx 9 oct
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    • That's only happened to me ONCE
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    • OH OH okay the Artist is Peter Morbacher or something, but you can find all of his works if you Google "Angelerium" it's all fucking dope, go look it up
      Maidenly 10 oct
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    • I’m gonna have sex for the first time Monday I’ll tell y’all how it goes.
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    • I have a reoccurring dream where I'm completely alone on a beach where there is nothing besides a rundown hotel partially buried in the sand. It's always night and the sky is really clear, able to see planets and galaxies. The ocean is normally calm, until I go into the hotel. Then the waves (1/2)
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    • I get that maybe once a month, but my heightened awareness means it breaks down/is generally less enjoyable after like 10min. I get a true continuation once a year at best...
      Prin 9 oct
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    • I've been having a repetitive nightmare where I wake up about 5 miles from home in a car (note I can't drive) struggle to get home, then I narrowly avoid a car accident or get into one resulting me ditching the vehicle, I then do the nightmare run the rest the way home and when I get home (1/2)
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    • Generally that dream consists of me having a relationship which is implied if I have sex
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    • literally every night I have nightmares, it's been like 15 years since it started, I've been through a lot in my life so I attribute it to stress or depression but I ache for the day I can finally feel rested when I wake up
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    • Why are winning the lottery and having sex at the same level for ya bud...
      dekcolb 9 oct
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    • something like that happened except the situation i was in totally changed when i continued the dream.
      TheJuic3 9 oct
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    • I had that dream like that last month and i had that dream last night, in the first one i was in a Zombies Map but one that hadn't existed yet and our tasks were to escape the map, but we all had to do it together, or else the one who escapes first dies and the other will be locked up forever 1/?
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    • Can I get the pic without the text plz?
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    • ive never had sex
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    • I had a dream where I woke up on my bed but the bed was just floating in the abyss, no floor roof or walls, just pitch black around me. My phone rings and whenever I sent a text message a frowning mask would appear till the entire abyss was covered
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    • Deadass happened to me once. STORY TIME! It was a few years ago, and 'lil dumbface mcgee over there went to bed one night in a good mood for some reason. I had this weird fuckin dream where I woke up, heard a loud ass crash in my back yard, ran over, found this alien space chick, we became (cont)
      Kalamari 10 oct
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    • I just woke up from a nap where I was a bystander in an iron man fight, but it was in the middle of a 1 story appartment building that was in the middle of nowhere, after narrowly avoiding getting clobbered in the brain by the iron mongerer, I went to hide because people were going apeshit (1/2)
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    • You have a perfect life, a perfect girl loving you and you feel like you spent a life time with her, then you wake up and a feeling of emptiness feels you as her figure fades away
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    • I used to have lucid dreams all the time when I was around 13 and I could control when I could wake up in the dream,I would have to open my eyes really hard in the dream and it would always work, like if it got scary outa nowhere. Ngl all I would do is grab people’s titties and literally be god.
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    • I hate when the dream ends abruptly, I like a conclusion with my sleep movie
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    • my mom bought me some memory pills and focus pills. i shit you not i take those pills and my brain activity is active when i sleep. i mean i get dreams, and when i wake up i can actually remember them. she got them at the whole foods store in the vitamins area. im gonna watch porn and drink.
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    • It happened one time and I loved that dream
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    • B0x_ 9 oct
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    • Ive learned to return to my dream by listening to whatever song was playing in it. For me it was Love Train and lemme tell you it was wild
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    • Can you like this comment too?
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    • I do that all the time
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    • Every time u fire it up again it’s less coherent and hard to keep on track tho. One time I did it like 3 times and the last one got freaky as shit
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    • I need more sex dreams. Only had one it felt good af
      NateDoge 11 oct
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    • Yeaaaa...
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    • Having a dream where you win the lottery, have sex, wake up in the middle then go back to sleep to finish fucking her
      Enogle 11 oct
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    • I have this sometimes but about a demonic witch trying to noon me
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    • I can lucid dream and wake up and go back to bed continuing the same dream maybe once a month and normally I sleep 6hrs a day but on those days ill sleep for 12, easy.
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    • My dream has sex and a world where everyone walks around naked, and you can go to mars like it’s a grocery store, and I can travel with water slides
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    • I have really bad anxiety so my last dream was me taking a walk and then a car comes towards me and everything goes black and I thing I’ve woken up but I’m still in my dream when I go to speak with my dad he can’t hear me no matter how loud I yell or scream nobody hears me and then I really woke up
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    • For 65 days you got featured 50 times?
      Moto_Moto 10 oct
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    • Some of the sexist memories of my life are from very vivid dreams, and I've had a 4some before. Nothing works better than your imagination
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    • Big fax
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    • Me who has perfected how to do this
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    • they say dreams are made of your thoughts but one time I had a nightmare of me answering the phone and a dude picked up saying he was in my attic. Totally fine dream considering I watch scary stuff and what not but there was something strange. I wasn’t in my house. Now you might think what’s so 1/2
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    • I Had a crazy continued dream where batman was a cyborg and in one of the first scenes he was chasing joker and he crashed and was split in half but alive. When it picked up again it was kinda like a multiverse story where all these different jokers were teamed up and one played the harmonica
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    • Ok wtf last nIght I litterly had a dream with a thing like that in the sky
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    • This only fucking happens with my nightmares
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    • I had 2 amazing dreams. One was I was going on an adventure and the safe zones were just white rooms with Jack Black in it and the other was I was in war gunning down people with an AK.
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    • Only once it happened. And it was beautiful.
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    • What are these types of pictures called?
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    • I have always loved thisimage
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    • The dream of bathing in mayonnaise
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    • Said by someone who has done neither the bottom 2
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    • Guacamole nigga penis
      Abcod 9 oct
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    • Ok but have u had a chick helicopter ur dick?
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    • I want this photo without the words
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    • Does anyone else absolutely love nightmares or is that just me
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    • I can go back to my dreams pretty easily, even after pissing or getting something to drink. Is that not normal?
      Ryuuzei 13 oct
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    • I had a dream where I had people literally play on my Minecraft world when I was 8 then the next day I loaded up my world and a shit load of people joined my game and at that moment I was so happy at that time when I was a kid I really want a dream like that again
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    • Are there any promiscuous women in Michigan that are seeing this? I could really use one right about now :(
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    • The thing that tops all of that is cuddling with the crush
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    • Dude I had a dream about some video game where you play as this adorable robot kinda like wall-e and go around a space ship solving problems and then in the end he blows up with the ship and it was so fucking sad
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    • Yall ever have a dream thats just changes your view on different people and thinks. It feels weird
      KidCringe 12 oct
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    • Y'all are really some pent-up motherfuckers
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    • What my cat sees as I sheet on the wall-
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    • I had a dream last night that I walked outside and some lady was screaming for help and some dude was chasing her. Then he saw me and turned towards me and started shooting at me.
      acads 12 oct
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    • Most of my good dreams are about sex or love anyway
      datdankdj 12 oct
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    • Look man sex is better than dreaming about sex most of the time
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    • THAT'S ONLY HAPPENED TO ME 5 TIMES
      Poptatos 12 oct
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    • I had a dream where I met God once. Only time I've really dreamed where it wasnt a nightmare
      JoHnWaCkk 12 oct
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    • That only cuz known of you have won the lottery or had sex before
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    • Having a nightmare that forces you awake, falling back asleep and the dream picks up where it left off.
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    • This pic makes zero sense
      thubar 12 oct
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    • Dude that happened to me twice last night I got to get drunk and high in my dream twice. Fucking lit
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    • There’s always a bigger fish
      1am_crew 12 oct
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    • Damn sex is as hard as winning the lottery? 😔
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    • I wish I knew the feeling of going back into a nice dream or winning the lottery.
      Reshape 12 oct
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    • Does anyone else have this happen to them over the course of weeks/months? Like you go to bed the next day and picked right back where you left off the day before?
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    • I had that shit happen with a nightmare the other day.
      Acradon 12 oct
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    • Open your Third Eye. You’ll never live the same again.
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    • Never had sex cant confirm
      Yoohoo13 12 oct
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    • I’ve done that before but when I return to sleep I know it’s fake now and it falls apart
      M4GN0L14 12 oct
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    • Is it hard to resume the dream? I never had a problem with it..
      _Dash_ 12 oct
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    • All of your dreams pauses until you dream about them again
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    • I haven’t had a dream in so long. I can’t even remember the last time I had one
      Borkatron 12 oct
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    • Not being gay
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    • I know this is news to literally no one on the planet but I'm still hyped about it. Dreams are fucking incredible. I'm trying to learn to lucid dream but until now (I'm almost 21) I've never once remembered a dream save for nightmares. After months of practice I'm beginning to experience my dreams!
      LilMs 12 oct
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